Nine words women use

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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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% p' t& ?' W0 n) m  c' u(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   

7 K3 y" q/ K  J/ e(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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+ q. w2 b9 m* _4 N. S! b" d9 R(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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' R2 w  j. n7 ^, M3 a- k( d(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  

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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!

7 m1 V. j. r' N/ n5 H3 y5 }  B+ E; D: H(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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