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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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7 c2 z" W6 n: Y: Z. B(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.( P- @& J6 G$ l, _/ n, Q F) b0 W
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 0 _- t! N2 j/ d% H; D1 Q
# s) v2 Z* f' j) A3 s9 W. Z(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! , [8 Q5 a2 a' n* o- e9 C7 a. h
5 A+ I' H3 G6 F: v, O, }* ](5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)8 L' H, o$ q& }& \
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 4 i2 ]% \0 { E7 U8 M
5 x* {) H: m5 n% e/ b" {: u; G$ I. I* J(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').3 x1 [2 e6 S0 J! l
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!8 P; a# F! _0 r
# B, N# L+ A. Z3 O(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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