 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.7 S! j3 k* z* ]( u
/ B: N; `, e- ^ o
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.# h9 U' {3 q/ D) b
s' C+ u- G. Z) G4 l1 `
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ( k0 k& _! l4 [2 z4 S
$ f$ ~9 d; l. [' x2 {% J& p, c(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5 g P0 T! i/ T8 y" W, c; `
6 ?! L ?( s3 O4 R(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
2 H) D. S# v6 X7 a, s6 V9 c; y
! a, Q" s/ ?& Y(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
. K* z; o. J7 G H% X
7 N7 U8 n3 x: O: i( X* R+ q(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').9 j! F2 E% S6 T
( W" Y0 t3 p1 N(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!5 y9 G8 K* T4 P( {+ b
" V/ \1 ^& p6 {. r7 Z. P7 D# y; `(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
|