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Bad Relationship
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: \8 v1 B; T2 R! L/ I0 `, hTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. * I1 G# a( p9 U- C9 H9 e4 p
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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+ r) B3 ^, Y' j5 ~9 vAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 @' e9 c: s% f. ]: A: w' o
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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( }+ X# C4 _7 d+ M[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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