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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. / P% J/ {7 t, f* [
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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4 q- c; o3 Y! V+ v' h' L0 R+ ~And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 C8 L. y6 r x
* v5 p' R2 ~* f- |”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today. _4 W/ x$ F* p" e9 R9 M
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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