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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. Y2 D% |8 L9 ^" z2 \/ @5 d/ g
* ]9 {4 W- K5 f3 v8 Z% r, gJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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0 B; e) v6 v* T) ~, D/ `9 eAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 y, h3 L+ @& G' D1 |- V
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”" p7 g% s2 e- e+ [* {
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9 ~* D+ D! e8 T) V$ b. U) rThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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