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Bad Relationship
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. ~3 a/ r- `% Q. c, ]8 R qTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 5 A" n7 F3 ^, E9 {( ^, P
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”' r- [$ I) m+ i% D
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”+ ~' F4 |" H& t- j% J$ G
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; y) q' f- ]4 C+ B( eThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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