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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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; y7 X* M' m7 C) P7 Y1 HAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& v% ?, R2 h9 L- p& n4 p, s2 _6 a" @
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* b( M# A# v! s9 ^: a/ J4 I. c
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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