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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. + w. F5 v q3 l2 P9 O) M: {
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”6 V8 {' D5 c" P
2 q5 d/ X6 c1 D8 O8 E3 f. b$ _And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& X+ N7 ?, S0 b2 \# {6 v( N8 C
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”# V `5 t& a3 _9 ~9 x
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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9 `. O, B, S' K; R[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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