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Bad Relationship
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: H7 w) }; W7 Z4 LTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”, @2 n- L% A" l) ~
% H/ s) o- C1 L" mAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”: H5 i3 M1 d7 g
# w) R4 Q8 N0 {2 ?' o”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”, }7 }7 r: c6 E2 P! i3 L% c* x
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today4 r+ K' R- Q/ K/ d
: H# M$ p2 z; {# m4 m& p, T[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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