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4 e0 }6 \8 f7 u2 r) b$ MTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”' o* ?' W. \2 \: O# z- P
( R4 \, V: N9 {) w+ o1 P) _5 JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”+ i8 j8 E5 x8 ]* k
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$ a2 z( K9 E$ QThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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