Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
  G4 D$ l: b# d- q& ZMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
2 }  ~1 B3 S/ G6 o3 K. `CLASS:        Maria.
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4 J: O4 e: ]. ]* D$ v0 w: WTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ D% o; {: Q5 e' |9 ^, L# vJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ @% Q/ A& e; A0 f$ B* N7 E( pTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
/ m) E( }) L) W% e( ^9 BTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ ^# l- v- `1 b/ |WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, l/ n; M6 G' ^. Q1 D1 hGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ l4 N' a1 x! sTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
# u' N0 e/ n( R2 V4 i( ~TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- }9 f. h; B0 ?+ w, W$ ~2 Z9 U( QMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' H  J$ h6 R: U* R* _LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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) E2 K) o2 B$ g  W* r$ I! T) HTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: `3 V3 u; \0 z/ G% I3 `SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 R, N, G- M- Q7 r- e4 x* |TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, `1 U( d5 R/ NCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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5 W9 Y0 O8 Q! |' r2 lTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)