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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 @* ]: t5 C2 _' L# e
MARIA: Here it is.
+ w8 i1 o/ k, x1 T7 C- o* w9 CTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& h) R2 Y- \& W; ?8 `3 a# I# \3 Q
CLASS: Maria.
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0 Q' v5 d8 A2 b7 `. E' W' J o" e' Q4 ITEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 g8 `5 y9 Q% q, JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* [2 m9 M& Y8 a* q3 G7 ]6 g
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 c0 t$ T/ ?- hGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 i6 R A4 @% d
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ Z7 b& p9 p' m( |* _' BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, N8 u9 G5 z" Y" d0 d0 KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 y6 h( ?4 O4 i/ A& k8 n
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" [0 `: A4 J+ h1 WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: N% m9 D4 d2 O. j3 l
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0 h7 Z0 E, g' v2 Z; P; j) O" ]9 nTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) @# t- M# I6 f- X ~
WINNIE: Me!
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5 Y- ^+ A# X% @7 ~- c/ g7 i3 `TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; ]# ^" R C& g$ O, v# \: j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 W% v! {" W7 nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 T1 l/ u- S$ n8 M4 SMILLIE: I is..
) B6 g6 _. Q) J* s! g! ~. w% K/ lTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', z( q# R6 i4 T1 C# b' M+ e
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 X, i/ |! f) S6 M" x2 d5 bLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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/ B( E# Q# f* I& {9 n9 v* q( [TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ E; T4 I$ [% z2 u6 S4 [SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 \# u6 w5 ^5 F* y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ U; E. W8 a" K# J3 CHAROLD: A teacher
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