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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
4 w# O, R, z# Y5 C' U- OMARIA: Here it is.
2 L% n2 Z( h" I, o" C( t- {/ A9 T# xTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 x1 U, R" l* f% \! ^) @4 O# L
CLASS: Maria.
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9 ~0 G- Q$ s/ A3 i! O oTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . e0 R. R- `% P. p, v$ q6 H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ ~" [) X: f& C$ S2 g2 YGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ S$ S% {8 }. H2 e6 }5 Q! aTEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 M1 j9 {* N2 l1 mGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& g+ r2 G5 ^3 V( j* j4 d$ K3 W
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/ ]- y) s {% J9 z" A* {TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% o- ~5 E$ Y, qDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
1 ~: \8 @2 y- j q( N, xTEACHER: What are you talking about?
) a* }. g$ i2 ^! Y5 m4 \DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ y! _" q- ~ M6 h: D
WINNIE: Me! g- @7 [+ _6 J3 f8 C
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+ f; I$ b1 p/ ], hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) W! A% o7 I5 Q, l5 ~7 u
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.) C* x: o5 K5 N
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. _2 n: r, E4 p9 JMILLIE: I is..: x% k4 F: s& @
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! w L7 R( \, R3 b0 O# RMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& A. A' ]: Q6 v. yTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 B/ t/ d8 E& u/ V3 k) f i$ Q BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ D. z9 _' i: b& e, c( `TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 Y6 o$ g ~+ X0 i' S; aSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., {5 p5 ~4 B( M n+ t0 B
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- O, t8 M s2 S7 FCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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: i0 W0 N) T' P% L5 ~) ^TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( P/ |8 G* k! n3 a# R
HAROLD: A teacher 6 i: Y/ _6 N8 D6 c' K$ Q
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