Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& n2 w: |7 a/ P/ mMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 v7 _7 ]: }9 `5 z: KGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
( M# A( b& Y5 E4 u* x6 e5 CGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 Y6 i- ~+ }2 ?TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- @: o8 t* }6 c, T. u1 y4 Y3 _WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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  C9 f+ C6 g) gTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
1 x3 Y6 [8 Y5 O& o5 nTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
  w$ m! _  l/ s& ?9 ^4 H$ h7 mMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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7 G0 H8 [: g6 Y" ATEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% H1 s3 S# ]) T% o- Q& o. Q) OLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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8 ]7 J7 R- y5 k/ \) jTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# B$ B+ Q$ X# `% h$ w( ^TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& z3 y; k$ F0 V1 Y( L9 R, h5 P- THAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)