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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 y, a5 W# C1 G* r |MARIA: Here it is.( ?5 e: l/ r$ m( Z3 I' k: y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; ~3 Z* a( w" u9 U$ S5 L
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . m. `! N0 U4 k K) ~, |1 `
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# h! x" Z& C; Q2 K# O# s4 X3 H
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 ?2 D) v% ^$ G `4 J6 B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% D# b1 g# D. x' QTEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ V3 B5 [* s+ h" e2 T9 r, M3 aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; \: L! @& ?9 {) {/ p
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+ r3 P+ h# o3 H5 N$ `TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 } k8 s! b& x! V# U' l% g, zDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! g0 G$ V0 e6 ]TEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 `9 K- A4 a! @DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 I7 P& r% Q3 T5 i- S: G
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5 K( p: l4 a0 _$ S4 G' Y9 ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.) t. c. h$ N6 x/ @) t7 K
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- e: E3 |: Q" O7 N4 P* s7 U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# ~4 x; R9 Q$ I
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' o" F% U! u$ P2 r1 j& `$ ~MILLIE: I is..
9 D* E5 l. g# S& [7 g( GTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# v) w; T3 K& C( x
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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: T e( K9 Q q: P, d F$ r8 ATEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* B1 Z, I! ]1 D% e# l8 J, p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
B; v" Q( f) M0 ASIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 A- n; _3 ?" s
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 Q3 k% X4 v8 p5 U. ~2 \1 e
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 w5 t9 `) V7 O4 Q0 x, z
HAROLD: A teacher
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