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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
. Q4 W' W2 s1 ?) [. s6 lMARIA: Here it is.
- T' J; q8 |5 r; p3 g* N/ z, ZTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: S. o' F6 m/ e0 l9 W9 v" d, U
CLASS: Maria.
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( r1 h+ }1 \, [) \: CTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% T* k" m, T( l( \! \4 D0 \( fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': ?( \0 V6 f' ~- z2 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% c1 M5 {. O l- F/ vTEACHER: No, that's wrong; O6 R3 T/ n1 Z1 |% @- c. {
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' i! ?9 q" j' w" ]1 F& c7 ~TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' x9 q/ q& c! @! y1 H2 Z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 A) ]5 }$ L: ]# i- hTEACHER: What are you talking about?
' }" Z6 K8 u6 S# VDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! C' C0 p$ A: j9 Z) G
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4 d7 z" v, b8 x$ ?5 VTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 D' W6 o y- B( m, c3 i/ x. b( LWINNIE: Me!
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! b6 F9 L- A" G" vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) P( J% P% H& T# l& k* l- y6 i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.9 S K5 b/ J. \; r7 D2 K
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 G6 ?( N+ x% JMILLIE: I is..0 q, A7 ^$ K, R
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ s& b5 N+ ^1 Q" n# _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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8 K6 g+ w2 p) z) n3 S5 |/ DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 j+ k, c' I% u2 z& TLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & @: g1 [+ O: Z5 p5 Q9 v: ^
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! i5 b! A/ W/ ?: z FSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& [8 u- ?( R" F0 T$ A1 pTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ o3 H$ g' I: A rCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. u! @% t+ w+ |6 x
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7 J, e& J3 j$ c' c5 X4 w4 ATEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" `1 j% q4 Z+ l8 _- R% v+ j
HAROLD: A teacher 6 a3 F8 T! n8 E4 L( Q) ^# d# Z
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