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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 u, O+ t; Q- ]# u. p7 k. A, B! O
MARIA: Here it is.% i' a; g1 m" ~ R/ [6 ]
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
& v4 W. F5 W1 b8 ECLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 `2 f0 Z k0 m2 S: \% vJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 z) ^+ u9 j, r) s! q+ P$ I5 i
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- {* F% T* R, |" E2 o7 c6 ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* x2 @1 q+ W2 a" F/ Y8 {) D8 C0 _
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 K, W& H# D# j2 u! p, J( G- JGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.9 D0 }3 X! K/ ? c* j4 n0 C
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/ s) U& W+ R' M$ s( FTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ f3 u: |' G, m1 vDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
3 k! w* a: U. a5 B$ R0 b+ k( KTEACHER: What are you talking about?
* h% ?- N7 O% C. lDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 n- w1 U. R, P5 J( s& _' KWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" ?) N6 M6 y0 P3 m% c- e
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 Z4 B9 l0 ]0 K, \- L. G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?+ B: G2 a. V' I( }7 H& c
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# p: C y& |; z+ E. L
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?8 {* b! S# m% `2 U* H1 Z; p* i0 A
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' g- ]- o3 {5 n8 CTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 N) u h# z+ [HAROLD: A teacher
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