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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 ^4 }' V) P) C7 y! L5 RMARIA: Here it is. R/ Q$ g+ N4 G/ _
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 Y2 g3 w7 o- A' R: @JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." h# J. Y3 B- f' L6 v( s9 O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' A3 I. B# O! F, ~( G2 {; Q
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ E/ l! {" i' I/ x/ |7 ?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
7 l' H1 h) m0 j2 ZGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 J3 U. O5 \% r/ w% X; lTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ ~! v9 i9 t6 A( J7 z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
0 I5 |/ u$ Z5 d5 _TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 e) s3 s4 r _, P" E, L1 TDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ h) g, @8 ~2 u+ D. U, U
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: A0 K( d! q- t \TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 ?6 c, L9 W+ ?; [& [
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% b* w: f: A/ p* a& a: SGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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% f/ v4 Y% H( X/ R. n1 _; b. ATEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 r0 u& v. G; \/ A, j
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & L) i! Y- a' x
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$ C7 t5 Y$ O7 V9 a* _; Y* eTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) t& H5 r' E$ }1 X) Z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 q! \) c& n. h$ t
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' n2 L, }* b0 ^7 L) e& h! C$ b2 t% lSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 W+ A; r1 u: M8 g( Z
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, g4 l; z/ m) i- W3 c1 aTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; r; Y$ t5 p/ r2 P5 s" v
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 ~6 |9 V4 p: y
HAROLD: A teacher 6 w/ c; C' J7 P) u5 s9 b1 _
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