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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .& v! q% G" R1 A4 Y
MARIA: Here it is.
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" r! c) m, A7 i& t2 ECLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' P" O4 ~0 }! m- D
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 E r! L- X% x6 o" G* X
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 x# R/ w' n3 u
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 |# m ` }* o# y. @; e0 C
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 o: D: z- m6 p9 dGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# V- F: l# u% c. p+ c% Y/ h& _TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? M% J9 f. ?9 A0 X8 T* R P& t
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.; i8 m! l4 w5 ?1 I- u& g
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 I3 _+ \) |/ IDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 U, d' ?: D0 u! S9 G$ E2 s
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. S& S) c2 `( }9 ]& cTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& B7 b/ P" R7 `( x2 P8 k8 m5 o0 U6 W: JWINNIE: Me!, _6 n$ k( _# {* @
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. k6 p7 |9 x2 jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 _, T! f, Z$ |( I$ U8 V" n& I
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1 Y L+ b+ K& [8 {' JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& V0 P0 f5 f* r# p3 u* {
MILLIE: I is..
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MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' # ^; G& j; A7 ]9 G
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?, r( u7 u; T% h/ h& E8 u6 G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ' n$ P! \2 s. `7 k2 P& k1 b- h
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( Q0 H% \8 {4 w! TTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 q: M! |/ G$ }2 {& F
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 X; i' A' j1 G8 ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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7 P6 w' S+ _5 Q: vTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? v3 S2 E- K+ M
HAROLD: A teacher & p) |4 {; P, g( Y. ^
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