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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 f: b) `9 f. \3 N5 i, ~
MARIA: Here it is.7 ?- ^( T, C" o: i. m( b
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + m9 @0 \- v7 U$ T: R
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, s9 n/ p+ D1 S$ N9 F" Y$ YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 D* [3 v- O; u1 ^$ \" D4 f* v
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( q6 r4 m1 j" \; o' |' z H. q2 q6 o
TEACHER: No, that's wrong- U# p/ b7 ]! k
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.: n: g6 @+ ~/ y5 w) L0 F! C
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- w1 L3 o: N5 }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 v/ i$ |7 q9 u5 M- T" L
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, E# p0 X( A& i6 e" i9 yDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: z9 S- c) X& y6 l
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! Q7 E2 F7 M# A: s( _% i# SWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 S/ Y8 ]% Q9 i* E3 R) p+ X
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( m" y; w0 Y* A# z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; O# K' `- Y7 N
MILLIE: I is..
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! U% A3 ^0 N9 [- [( ?5 iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ p/ U: p* p6 U2 RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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7 K2 G* a7 Y8 r, x' _2 m1 pTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- X: Q" [: v# M" h2 H( CSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 S; t1 g2 k5 X4 h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' M! y* h8 o B" @3 |0 ~TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! O6 Q: m. M8 I1 x P' D! G4 X0 p9 yHAROLD: A teacher 6 m6 @: \: U% D: v
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