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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
# b" L8 w) E' `& h8 v"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."$ h q, `' Y1 p3 |# |' c) p
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
& G# ]9 C/ G2 A7 JThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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