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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
* E4 K5 M8 U* A& e- z, c D"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."+ D. K0 _1 u9 k3 ?7 t. H
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
$ G$ f( | Z8 ~% u+ f1 RThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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