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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 y) G# C! Z% L. R- Q$ e4 d R
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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6 T- D& F2 L0 z5 [5 P" q) D' u' rThe Cowboy says: # P5 S5 F# K C' K% }8 u
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.! v. S# w/ d) x$ m9 r
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 C7 i2 ^" A5 V. y& ~
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
B* ]! y" R. }0 y1 g' QThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.5 D& d' G6 O0 C8 T' h- R
% I P2 W3 B) h! Q- VThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'6 y% z+ c1 z7 i1 j0 E
0 w1 d5 r' G4 n# I! M) u6 gSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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