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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
2 D/ r; W, v) s! sAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'9 Y4 ]8 L' ]" v- I/ @9 n
5 U- r8 e$ j1 i2 IThe Cowboy says: - R: @6 { w/ I: A
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.0 }' e/ |% d5 Q% V% ~ B
5 K" I% c+ {. |- ?: w y9 u3 k, iThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.' ]9 P% F, \ H& g/ p- D" U
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# X. u* _# L/ e; K( Y
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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