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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
! D- r3 l& i( A6 P) R; E$ QAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'; l- J) t& T$ k8 Q
" k& A! f/ d d. sThe Cowboy says:
/ l% i+ m3 w7 B8 X5 g1 ^* N'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.1 g4 ^+ p+ G/ h- s% j
7 X E; l& @$ x- u# c9 v# f4 G4 ~We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 C Z9 D& O$ Q$ Q' _
7 v! r( x' W0 H1 E* u, M OThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.8 ^7 V* e, E0 w. m1 n/ m
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did., K7 n( O- X6 U* l8 \
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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