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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
) a' k# l0 o+ m1 W9 bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'% H% f9 p) ^8 B' S0 |- ` l
( k! O- J* h6 R0 k1 @The Cowboy says:
5 ?1 u! x# B3 ]" _. j4 g/ \% V7 d, P'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.# K: j$ I; J" @/ ?- C1 K
& U$ j1 x6 c8 i; H/ K' o7 q: SWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.% E2 V% _" K3 n$ D" Y7 o2 l* N6 a
8 X- b" l% ]4 ?; ^4 U# y9 O5 hThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
H7 M2 v9 R n% Q) k; `) cThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.' G3 z- A* O% y" R- `: {# F5 u
4 w! l! B0 j- g) C0 n& ^, t2 dThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'4 C$ {$ A1 C+ p# d# P; a
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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