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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
' x/ T9 {5 f d+ \ pAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 0 S9 g z1 ~3 [5 |2 ~/ D( i/ `1 {
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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4 ]/ R l" |- wWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( Y5 S7 u3 h" z5 s S3 d
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.( U. j5 ^1 h$ g, A0 T
$ V- i, l2 y! Y: Z+ ?0 y! fThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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