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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.4 Y/ d8 }# b* F& q+ S+ {
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' q/ p* h s# G6 ?
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The Cowboy says:
8 \# a2 I* j7 J* O3 o'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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2 B8 o3 X5 X6 z7 `- W9 xWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 q9 P( f# I% O+ h+ C* ?. }% e
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
* v8 ]: B. {# x0 f' g) d6 P# SThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'( I$ h% E" n+ q- s `9 N
, j h: ~- V& J3 g% M$ w0 ISon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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