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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: 0 ?# b) s s' `7 a& q
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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2 T) ?9 H/ q5 WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( Y6 k* q& _; D
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 `% R% S1 ?3 B3 f1 v
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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