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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
* ]1 b1 L$ B/ K2 i$ t: u0 GAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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0 w i9 c3 u8 U/ j3 dThe Cowboy says: 0 Z g; {0 ~8 k9 l0 I
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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# C8 l2 P# S4 G8 D# I1 a7 Z: YWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 ?0 n3 K+ I. Z5 y
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, p$ v, s4 o5 `7 M1 h( bThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.& O: z* D: l. t4 M- t4 \ Q
. K) l# d* |8 b, KThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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3 k( M2 @2 c5 h; j* k: c) {Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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