An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra * _- a% i: i8 m7 z* b
2 B6 V! I$ w" Z& M# Y2 J; s# J) }7 R'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'# Y" m* _) s$ y8 l" h# ^ `
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '0 G4 N; \3 U, F; n/ v
/ O/ w' N( u% }3 nbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 z: r7 Q+ F/ n' c
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 6 o! U- t$ N6 {) _9 e$ h / X$ Z1 b1 i+ w5 k H! QI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'