BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
4 O: _/ B0 j; h  ^# @- I) R0 c$ a- A/ f'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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# S2 c, X" h8 W* D' `8 Hbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
8 B5 }/ `( @# g1 A1 {) P+ }'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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& s2 F" u: a. I- g  z' f* jI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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