BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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; g- P+ Q9 ~: {8 I9 V) b'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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5 f2 N3 I3 u) A+ b, `4 N) @but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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& Q; i) Y+ ~- O( N- GI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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