An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 M2 [) u( C2 y/ q6 v* z# ?, f# R( j! i% O' k
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' . G" E' Q; S. f 4 z$ c/ U6 n# Z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '& Z1 o+ e4 G9 n- U" Q7 z. t
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ c f+ c }6 J
, x4 p( N. ]7 a6 Z" k'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " [6 C, h! o4 ~4 S& q2 _
, {" i+ r4 D4 m. @- v$ JI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'