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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra : G! V: |2 W$ F( d. t
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1 ~& ? X" Y8 K- l, a* _'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '7 m7 w# C k& B
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ A1 B0 W0 Q& N2 v, w
& h* e, ?( C, |8 E! W'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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