An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 _9 m9 F; a; l, k& {8 c
; S$ r& J7 n( i) l4 W'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' - e+ o+ J; l& a * Q+ S8 b9 {8 N5 A! f6 H& B
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 7 Y& ~9 L6 E2 m. p, r2 ~# U& W2 F, N$ w, m
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ g5 d* s% e! W+ j% |% s9 d+ o
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 H/ Y; g# I) J7 w# k
7 k- H- K. p- c; J5 [I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'