An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 2 z E$ x0 i5 r
9 C2 j* n- u0 K+ g; P: B'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' / t. V; p' s4 n/ S4 m( l ! w& @5 W* |, \) V: t* W
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 6 i$ P7 Z$ j$ M- n. U# O V ( a- R; B. u! i" B2 z5 ~& Ubut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ! m- x X: ^) S$ G ]" U8 s - u- L, ^0 u2 u, R& ~; W" m
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 H0 U; i. B$ ? & Z. U- ?1 i5 X* X' E. l8 II just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'