An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra " F7 j1 `; I) y4 i1 A0 I 5 f, J( T, ?8 }0 J'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'/ ]: }/ G# B$ j O
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* I( |3 z. t! O0 C* w
5 }/ V1 S3 n, @; Abut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 0 q0 V v9 j# k0 T - u, Z. v4 o- `3 D3 N4 ~
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) [1 k( J6 n0 b) N/ g+ b5 n; J# e: b
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'