An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! M; Y- ?, n" [5 b% W. ~* g6 d. X% U0 t# n
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ) T! z0 [1 h# o2 p- |/ b! y& \ % f* Y; D; T$ a2 ^- v" |* G- a
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 2 M- v" E% p0 i! W* V. p3 B+ L5 @5 V7 L4 `/ [( ]; {5 v
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' : d7 r; q6 N" |. Z; K 5 ?4 A- s* Z3 w& ]+ {2 l. a'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 c3 u/ H( C0 g* \- F: t
% g4 D, D$ d: ~! _I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'