An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - \7 s: c1 B- \% Y& A9 B
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' + C/ ?( k3 X4 m; n2 `& f9 a3 z, p % O4 {- c/ ~( [! i
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 0 v3 D& c, z& _1 k0 r, @1 Z7 ]& M; T7 D# k) \ p* K
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '5 y+ h; I3 v& A
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 0 ~6 q; ?& ]! m( _4 C / ?# v2 B. G: O/ |9 ~. RI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'