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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.) K& ]" N1 i4 D B, P$ y- c
5 g9 M; O& @: V; K9 DThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.; v0 U+ t+ Z) s+ k0 p2 Q+ L
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.. D o$ o+ t6 k r9 [
8 l. f: x: l* O: P* I% r0 ^The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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: L7 O5 d1 D6 K& y; E* \' Q' QWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.1 r1 ? [1 H: |- e! d- @4 {
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.' z2 m8 o8 X u5 Z6 O; C
( }( R3 u7 O, V/ YThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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+ W! V/ x! _* Z5 K2 J+ tBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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