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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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( r3 o& z9 t" e! vThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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/ X) T: e! Z/ s) |The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.. b- _) G) e/ B1 J. o+ D
% [. h+ r7 S( D; z! n* RThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 p* J3 a4 Y& Q! d! t* C. k( Z9 V
, h7 Z) H5 _! k2 C+ W! ]Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.* l! Z& l9 J* c* v @# l. N# L9 z
0 w! C# x2 N% X& i9 `% pThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.* O$ P' C9 ^; \! `' E# ]9 C/ _
7 A: Z8 C6 B, fBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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