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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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; o8 B/ f* D' t7 r4 @This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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2 b6 |/ L- E& t8 XThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.( }2 } u1 q) o2 L: `/ f* h- v2 W
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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. n2 U# E4 T9 `- m" MThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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- ?( K" l. R# KThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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4 u; X1 I5 I0 s5 l% M4 x( N& U( D5 oBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.", O" g8 E V6 ~( q; {
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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