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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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) c! o0 L1 W+ b1 z& u8 F' QThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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9 V; z: Q% n/ {# CThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.% h; t) E# ^: x8 _
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.8 f, t8 C- H8 w' f
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.; A) v) c" D# d
* z$ d8 c8 l1 ~/ x+ @Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."! B6 u+ B$ X# g. Q- \
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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