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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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( e, B8 }, V9 [0 k% oThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.& r% c O9 S; P: c, M4 J
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) l# p: N& E) W( i) k) }9 o& L( {5 ^
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:8 q3 x" W2 |! c D$ H" d
" k+ {! n; V/ c, a0 x% Q+ AWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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) {; Z3 Q9 C# p* j. t8 U" U0 UThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.2 V: Z: I$ P, q/ o, D5 s9 O
$ t6 N6 N: U3 ^. D9 E2 R" VThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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