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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.$ Y5 |) U- R# ~$ e0 u
# X B* }! M6 e: S& UThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested., Y1 a- m a9 G
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:. w% {$ ~. s9 U
/ v2 P' R. j. N u# O; @When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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# P# b3 [4 z% OThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.- G4 _) `4 s! H. T
+ M$ ?6 u- ?+ t" Y mBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.". _! p9 S; B, u. b* v, S6 K
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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