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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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2 X6 G1 Z8 D n! c* OThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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' j8 `* }- r. t6 t( p" N' \* |. bgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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e8 ~$ V& ~% l( F% z3 K6 [That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the" x0 m, Z. e! m" x
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."' |: Z6 {, F) m g- H7 y# N) B
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% y0 N8 ^# ^' [) S, [, |No response.
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; x$ U' X6 p; l( @# b7 `So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ T* R2 c1 h# o9 z& I0 m% w
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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' c# S: j: b3 @; r1 ^Still no response.& b( r# S* r, S( s% k
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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0 ~. X$ R( `. F# O9 KAgain he gets no response.
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- `/ z) A0 R6 H4 N9 C, eSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
7 Z9 i' z( C7 I# H' N7 W7 Efor dinner?" Again there is no response.- i* w2 v% V' j: q3 L/ [
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 }! O) l3 `. B
/ R4 u7 \4 j Z2 v3 u: n4 u" K(I just love this)& w4 [+ ~& v1 ~" w$ }* y
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" A3 h* r! J& A"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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