埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5103|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
' ~! |; ^8 O$ A$ Nshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
& P# V/ s1 o9 l7 vthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
- ?# V; @' b# b% v0 u) \- G1 N/ C2 O& H) n6 `' w% H
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could5 j/ P* l; B+ J! D/ G" w7 ]
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
8 b% U5 \4 X6 e
8 z; H$ U1 ^3 A0 rHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
) R3 e* f* k4 j6 f# mand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,1 ?9 ^  \8 w6 M# b2 Y: g7 J0 J4 W/ h
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.", [) Q# K2 R% `% o/ _
4 y+ f( t( i/ n+ z6 o) }* E/ i
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the9 w8 q' @8 D) P
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
: q  d+ P. i7 RThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
! B) F0 z$ u6 V; J) ~2 B. ^+ N8 l! \' i$ @
No response./ E7 x0 X3 b# q+ T# o1 x- J

- @" X! n3 o- ?, dSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and* F) b) i+ {: B. d8 M
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?", m8 K4 e: Y/ w4 j2 @

$ @  k& c5 F* t: k" R& Q* iStill no response.4 v! O9 V: ]' z; a$ A
# L" @: Y  v% b+ @' B
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
- J* c+ W  {2 J+ band asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ _3 B3 F9 k& Z( t) l0 X. O9 h
7 j6 T4 I# h/ [" Y1 f& y9 n& k
Again he gets no response.
. r: f3 [( x) g* ~( X, c* C6 b# t
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ) F& \% a+ N& ~
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
2 Y# k# k) u5 O3 g, Y) o/ w0 N7 }8 ^9 I. w
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"- R& e& V3 s8 Y6 K% |: U" c: ~) b
/ f4 Y5 R1 A7 k2 I
(I just love this)
6 V% {. D5 b' Q* n1 i, e
4 ]" v, L) w$ ]& |+ [0 I3 \4 c
. |& _6 h. y4 T"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-6-13 19:15 , Processed in 0.134772 second(s), 11 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表