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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
& J0 x. W. Q: m* Q! xshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
8 [( `6 `; Y+ j8 O7 ~8 \the family doctor to discuss the problem." I- K. e% G9 b
; @$ x8 T. H! X4 s/ j9 oThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
) x) r5 I: g! y7 ^) \0 N4 H% \1 ]perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.0 C7 }; H# ~$ W$ W# E6 @' P
; R+ C% K8 A6 x: Z" b3 T, ^: \5 }Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
& E5 A X b9 eand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," V+ n! v0 G* C* M% w
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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, y8 B) H5 T1 n& }/ z" wThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the$ D9 |/ }6 Z9 P" R
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
- C1 p8 A6 I9 x( N' m( yThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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3 [. E0 L3 U& `; QSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
, b0 `! f8 }) P# Hrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) ]$ X& G) b% Y5 ?8 H8 Z7 Z% ~* gStill no response.8 o4 U3 [0 X2 D# X$ o. u6 x
+ c/ g8 Z' ?5 S3 B. @Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife# ]7 m$ M8 ?$ }# Z/ t" m
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# O# ]8 |2 o4 E8 K0 N* v
/ e' e! o. w, g7 SAgain he gets no response.# y. J( Y+ {- X6 c5 ~- t
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 9 K9 j, w8 p$ ]
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)! n! w# Q6 f( _1 `& D
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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