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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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6 B: u  c0 g) Q. R% z! mthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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9 H& \' p$ U+ E( B7 U, _The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could3 P: {0 j; _6 m1 ~! W9 h  f
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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% z9 S% P6 a" T5 j$ n& EHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,' Z" D( H- b7 K: Q3 i) g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
2 ^. U! M. |" Y' U: n) [go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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! r0 n) e' q! p1 A' i; M1 u) rThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the, L! K5 q* B5 |- z2 v- n$ O4 J
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
: O! K$ N: ]3 ~' M9 C  uThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"! e% D+ r: k2 [  g; a* K
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ Z% Z# M& U( N/ q; }9 O
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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0 B( @! U+ z. ]  Z/ B5 u2 NNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife5 q& K0 U5 K  \; E: v6 N
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 A  t* h2 B8 N7 C: H# H

' D" |) K, M) n, gAgain he gets no response.& Q$ ?( F* M$ \  s1 b
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
8 R7 s7 Q+ M$ ^- x5 Ofor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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$ z! w: m2 w* q* C6 g; gSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?". S5 O% Q. N4 `# Q9 o
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(I just love this)
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