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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 g1 `6 ]% [+ C" c
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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, q+ T5 M* d* M8 t1 e; FThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could1 R! L0 E- h* a. _0 |  o
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.# J; O( e1 c) u/ K* E3 U& _1 B1 @

7 `" w$ u$ s7 }0 h" U. y6 a* dHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,; U4 h$ u1 P4 k/ Y
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,3 e- {, W0 q$ |" l
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
' b2 U! b, o5 A  D  f' _6 _" u5 \den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
4 }0 L2 Z, f/ b" ^; MThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"% p2 @( v2 M, r0 e1 _+ `& _! o' y; f

2 K8 P! h2 R. e9 e/ B+ y4 INo response.' g% j6 P0 Y2 b1 o+ Q$ b

. _- [3 L  s  ZSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' ~0 m5 m- Z' |! s8 M
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 Y# e9 W. A3 n% C8 g/ e, U* r- q
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.5 F  A* s( h1 c* H9 r/ R
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
% ]3 @' X3 f( S5 w8 P, S9 Bfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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% s. ~& R# [- q! @- LSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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