埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4639|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought( M0 }$ d8 `7 g6 g) \' R8 X8 M' g
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called: G! G4 d/ [; E- J7 ~% A. F
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
4 y6 T& c5 k% I- q. X
) f7 s4 \6 Y  lThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! y% q5 b5 q) e4 M3 S+ a8 Z7 {
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.2 R! ^- K. z5 E" F( |
  l' O! l7 g7 F7 ^" F
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,$ H4 x# `3 x( g3 M& X& S
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 y. k. @1 S7 M; _
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."" g- T  {) h7 _3 V6 Z
+ u  g, D- ~) A  p( |
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
. E. C, Z' d( t$ fden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
$ z' @  y, V, @7 T/ s( a3 Y2 bThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( ]" I* T$ w9 Z. a" S+ A
* r6 u- M8 r7 P! A
No response.* {2 C+ {- q, W% o9 M% }
6 T8 R$ e$ z. i2 A
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
5 M) o" B4 F: n5 V+ Lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"" y  @- E% l( v( S+ ?) n" T* Q1 d: o

* l" _( p6 Z' fStill no response.
% h& a) z8 ?6 R
3 i$ f" a, ]0 a; PNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife% R8 O1 o* S  I2 G* @& k
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
4 B/ f1 v4 \! L+ l: E
) n/ v7 ^8 a. I: `5 CAgain he gets no response.
9 k, L& @1 T" [" E7 C( h) b9 K0 m: p- |! v, W/ s) H% z
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
4 J, c9 u7 N6 b3 {5 A# k, V' _for dinner?" Again there is no response.
# y; b& _: d: i, c2 L
; J: v6 n* p! h8 ~) b6 BSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
& Q4 ~1 {0 p6 ?7 L1 f8 E
7 k4 ]2 I7 o8 I2 k$ Q& d(I just love this)) E: C. b9 k$ \$ t! V& ?
! \& a) ^5 `& m- \# z! S8 z
" b, ~, ~8 D. q/ t$ O
"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-1 06:49 , Processed in 0.101212 second(s), 12 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表