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% _8 D. l7 S3 q; xA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. B8 }/ r3 e: @: c6 S+ N
$ P9 F+ D, n$ O: y/ r/ D9 ^, \' ]The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 9 u1 F( {/ Q( U t, o; C
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. , I. _; [ E) @# |/ }% j Q. g
8 s" ^ d9 X cThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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; A% e! h" c$ b0 |" k" HSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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$ b$ c8 s# H. K9 g$ tAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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; R9 b$ R: t& c7 i mThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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