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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. : h8 _$ {# h' C* o: `5 }
+ i5 n* S3 r, A+ |% _' BThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." / R- r7 }) M# M* ~
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. + T' v$ T$ x5 t0 J, `! E
: \! H1 o0 s3 [( z/ @& YThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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; B6 |0 f3 `# }# C( pSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ! y" ^/ @: n6 I% C: {6 z4 U
6 {- C3 N$ x Y. gAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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$ C7 _; y6 u1 l. u8 _$ {- fThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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