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& \( _ `, g. B, ^' A- f' l' ZA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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# L3 M. g) X, o! FThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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/ M; U- r9 C3 r0 R3 X7 B, p. h! oThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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7 e: Z6 _9 G1 T2 ]6 ]Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ( b6 C B# J% Q% L3 v3 L( X
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." % v/ { V; R% }7 e9 X2 Y) y2 m
, F; [ k0 `5 j. i& A/ Q5 L% }9 RThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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