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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 3 I s! W9 ^ M2 e6 V
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." + u! Q" |$ O# A: k" H0 c: p
5 e4 I6 D; P- ]The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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" x: w1 l7 E- m4 s3 _) V* U- }Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . p; O3 G* c4 X4 r/ [* [6 `; q; i! R
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. + ]; ]3 I* @. c5 N" T' b
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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