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0 D0 U1 o @- M9 P! oA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ; o3 {! `! V- a# O) E/ w: w0 O0 x
# R" [, Z" r- y9 D' w2 {5 {, zThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 3 I, {& e. u7 d! ^ _
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 8 X3 W2 o( ?/ ?# N& E0 n* G6 k
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. & ?9 h- l4 u! C( s0 c
+ X" j1 Q9 b- R$ r4 vAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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