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3 y7 @" X3 }5 Q: C; x% yA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. " n+ c' O3 W( j- Q( M' f8 S' B2 {, r- K
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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D/ I! O( f3 O+ l# r4 ^; EThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 6 l9 ?. a/ a! X' {1 q, Z( R1 F/ j
2 v% a7 O: z7 Q9 J1 D9 |So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. : _. ~# O4 N1 N- M" _
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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