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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
; [3 e/ N2 u! p5 X k nher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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% ~9 ]! B: H a& g0 |# e) {0 H The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
8 d5 u8 z7 U& C+ @5 K+ iWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
: @! L& \7 }; x The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they: W* L0 {& H1 j m$ ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you, J8 J0 n% O" b) P0 e$ r6 d2 F
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 y, p/ P7 {7 W* |3 v* j) F& s( q
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
