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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with5 S+ J: n* j. l9 Q q" x
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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7 ]6 n6 i+ u4 l2 Z& O: x The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* I+ v1 z7 G8 BWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' W1 ?# G5 k+ S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
; F+ C/ u% I; c/ Fain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
1 U6 Y/ R9 O- d3 Pthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': b* b; x* M$ j5 e" Q: _% F
; |1 d( M% Z" q' f) o' |& S/ p 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
+ o1 Y9 X# f& o4 Y: Ecouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 J5 O% R& q8 t! [4 L
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
