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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with' {( F6 M! N& R) _7 ?( q
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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1 {* O: F+ V! Q0 F& F. H The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to3 c0 {# p+ W# V- |/ j& [5 n
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'6 \$ ^/ Q9 L9 @0 q8 u
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 S% Y$ |# t9 k
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you5 A& K, ^& K! o& ~
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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5 t p0 J5 O. b: o6 x$ t, O1 J; ~8 ? 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just& M% k% V( g/ c$ ^; I
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 n" K+ ?% K5 e, o6 y0 Y3 X/ {$ O3 h
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
