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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
" ?: S9 t$ J; P4 A$ S! F$ gWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?') \$ l" V5 V) w m! ]/ ~6 e+ |
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they) n4 `7 A* L6 H
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you$ T0 n S! w) U. w$ C7 B! o
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 ]' h9 V/ r' R$ T1 \% D
+ F" c# n1 R$ R" R" S 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
5 E$ t, G& [0 N/ Q3 mcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for' v4 [+ m9 @1 X6 f
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
