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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with1 s. d: A# T6 n2 `, g w% u
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the+ G: D5 F. | e; h; p
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to4 T6 `6 C6 _4 ~
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* b/ G) o6 K; ~" l7 O/ |
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 p! x2 B$ U \
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you" {/ ]" U6 }4 B/ Y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" g7 I8 |. V1 v- ~ ecouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
( X; U: V \' d; eshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
