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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 d0 Z; l" V$ p( v6 `/ }, F
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the2 H5 Q. ?6 H9 E' s
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( [1 s" j# v( ]0 m. G1 O& `( lWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'5 R. R2 j0 V5 T9 L" E
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they& p* P9 u n/ f
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. [5 \" }8 u; i
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'. f2 x/ z( A/ s' `; U* M+ Q
1 E3 q& |8 c2 p, P" ?& n 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 d! V3 [' U2 {; rcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for0 s: v4 j0 W5 P; ^
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
