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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& Y" j* D$ I; M4 V7 c+ W
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just7 X9 d- m$ F* Y& Y3 w, S4 p
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for& ] }7 y1 K, u/ }8 H# G1 N, |( g
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
