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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ v4 Y$ h9 [2 J8 J
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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9 E0 j; T9 v- s! {7 L! K The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to k+ D& U0 i3 \8 V* R& l) k4 ]( j u
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
% N3 W% N( ?" ~" r The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ J( N* x" _) E% i! D3 }8 ~. Hain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# V3 z9 a" W7 K3 I( u3 t
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
0 `- u1 S _* X% o7 L: u; s! e; Scouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 L% d6 @, O2 X! X5 Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
