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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
& ?# E, d: p# r' I# L3 s+ B/ Uher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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+ }- g- a" B3 O The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to3 }1 M" _" a7 t! F- A
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
" Y# y3 t- S! R5 g: R6 D i+ H The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
* e: t) S$ O2 s3 kain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you8 E9 |8 i; G/ p0 V8 W, \# R% x
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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6 \* K$ }+ @8 v6 J 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
' X% g& l: s# D: n# acouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for. Z2 E6 P6 u0 ?! V( a/ Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
