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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
4 x9 D k% \* h% a3 W) i; gher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. K; D8 G6 p# k, T. s7 [/ e3 W8 d
entrance.5 X# @& W. p' j2 j9 o
. T! P! |" Z M The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
# c/ e4 G( ~$ @6 w3 @2 E7 F; fWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'. g& ]5 }9 p6 _' N
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they5 g; l2 B. m" h4 b
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you6 m$ Z6 i8 I d+ c9 P
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just) Z( q+ [7 M( p$ g( O) a+ ^
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
1 ~7 L0 w2 h8 _" {8 pshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
