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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with6 p7 H$ w7 [* J; F
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 ~6 g+ D( V6 y% Y: S
entrance.
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2 n/ D6 I# z: ` The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, b3 `( _( M: _
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
* x J$ o' I. g! } The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
' Q; O: P( Z7 O1 ]* H' f, X( Cain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you& q5 }8 _7 {; c& @5 {
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'# r' \& K ] C7 h- l
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" j; H4 ?1 Z& Q/ y7 R, B* Tcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
1 L4 ]( z& H7 K1 m2 tshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
