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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with3 o4 P1 z! @; Z8 V$ W% D$ x
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the1 T3 n) n+ [% g5 }: J; I3 ?! M
entrance.9 \, I: ~* P9 P* F
1 {5 ]( G* @; n' ~7 N9 z6 M5 \ The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to1 _- u( i7 |) h0 X9 M! c" h/ \
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ O, x T% C" ~/ \9 g5 d The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
. E% q+ ?; k& f- x9 \0 @- Vain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
; m) f8 ], {. B$ T5 Z vthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'. [6 \! z0 p" D" Z: N0 p8 n
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just. ~5 K5 N! v1 X0 T
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
: A0 h r. x5 D; M9 R( f0 l$ nshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
