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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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" Q# `1 s4 C* p. S6 Y5 Z The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to8 R) o( d: r; b! m5 u" S8 Q
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# j7 s0 I ?' H
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'; ?, g* y2 M" d6 T4 I Q- i
7 c% P8 L. _7 C, N9 z5 G8 a& F 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just* C, d% e( }! M
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
