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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ v4 Y$ h9 [2 J8 J
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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9 E0 j; T9 v- s! {7 L! K The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to  k+ D& U0 i3 \8 V* R& l) k4 ]( j  u
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
% N3 W% N( ?" ~" r The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ J( N* x" _) E% i! D3 }8 ~. Hain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# V3 z9 a" W7 K3 I( u3 t
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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