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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Man
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Mr. in it;
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in it;
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Madam has
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Adam in it; ; S6 J' @. H% q  w
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the% M3 k) o) k0 |
legs of a woman.... " m5 Z3 Y$ B# {) S, J0 x/ a' i
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2 f$ _1 U  V% A# P$ }- j: B. ZBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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* f- T# N/ V! f8 m  nOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...1 V2 [; [4 e" I' H
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I never looked at it this way before:
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/ E  x7 y" v! vEver notice how all of women's problems start with; Y  h; T4 O  s
MEN?  4 y# d$ g! d0 `& i- L
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% \% g* ^0 l% G0 H* oMEN tal illness
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MEN tal breakdown9 U/ N. v: z5 x* j9 g7 l- |* {

) ?2 g/ Y( |3 yMEN opause
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.+ A8 q# n3 o( c- S$ O: }! W, \7 `$ b* p8 _

! s* K0 i8 q+ g* R3 cSend this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe...... \' ^# B- }: c- p
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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