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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.* \) y$ }1 h) d, f5 t1 V

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in it;
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Female has
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She has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the- t! k  p& p1 z$ A# @. b
legs of a woman.... ( M, [: x) w% b
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" d! [0 {5 L# W! yBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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! f1 u& t8 V5 [% ?Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...  ^8 [8 v2 K9 N) Y$ q

. w) Q4 r4 U1 Z, x9 n/ D2 U) m) GI never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown! n8 @. {% ]' Z' G1 \
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist: G6 B1 U) b  \0 P  j

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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/ J7 j1 P3 r  t9 C" C$ S/ SSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.3 K0 P( Q$ V# z
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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2 J" N' T. W+ {; Y! U; eHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....1 e' [$ K+ i, O9 p- q
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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