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Believe it or not.
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Man
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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legs of a woman.... 9 D1 @$ w" B7 D5 w# J/ |/ T
Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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% T. n7 ]' ]5 w. V$ Y0 j( C9 lOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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2 y {! y. {( C$ \' e- AI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with5 _9 w1 Z( q: a( ^3 t3 \
MEN?
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MEN tal illness8 X' v) p* Z8 X! U% R; P3 z' O
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MEN strual cramps& @. H0 I; g' [6 R& |
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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+ {6 ~! N/ ]5 `/ P7 A* G4 uSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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+ ^. a, ]9 T8 X0 P* M- bSend this to all the men just to annoy them 6 V, n7 D! a; h
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7 A7 z, h3 d! r0 X; ^Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....3 X7 O O) C9 e
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