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Believe it or not.* \) y$ }1 h) d, f5 t1 V
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in it;
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Female has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women! * j$ p, N; n8 v3 }1 G9 y
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the- t! k p& p1 z$ A# @. b
legs of a woman.... ( M, [: x) w% b
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" d! [0 {5 L# W! yBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME$ ^* s& V& p! g( L& P+ a, _
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! f1 u& t8 V5 [% ?Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ^8 [8 v2 K9 N) Y$ q
. w) Q4 r4 U1 Z, x9 n/ D2 U) m) GI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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: I: W6 q h3 JMEN strual cramps* V, ?# ?; G# z" R' ^7 ~7 E7 F9 q
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MEN tal breakdown! n8 @. {% ]' Z' G1 \
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist: G6 B1 U) b \0 P j
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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HISterectomy.
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/ J7 j1 P3 r t9 C" C$ S/ SSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.3 K0 P( Q$ V# z
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them 9 t! u7 k2 g Y% g. S
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2 J" N' T. W+ {; Y! U; eHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....1 e' [$ K+ i, O9 p- q
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