Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 n: l9 U& x2 f2 e2 aIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 p' V* x' f5 `% Y+ ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

" G( U: H3 [. C" gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 p; ?8 p; S* P& gIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 R% d6 G  L" c) R3 W5 m) ?8 KIf you don't, you're insensitive.

- z) X1 _6 _2 X) gIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! ~3 k7 O, Z- `. Z( tIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* R( P7 Z) U+ t  e& {6 ^8 jIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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, w, P3 k/ @' j. X  C) O+ @( n1 tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

5 i1 ^7 g2 J0 P- N* {If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

- S& }' ~5 F% ~  W1 vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% R' h: s3 F2 X, {* \, ]! iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

( a0 J1 K4 p) @3 l1 {8 Q! aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; D# [8 i' z* O9 P2 Q/ f! T9 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~