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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ N" n3 q4 W& Z  Q1 f2 x: t- f3 VIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: g1 \1 }5 _6 J, e  V/ y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.& t4 q& @) j- a+ L

) k6 ~9 x8 T2 M& G6 F7 C2 s6 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% u4 L% }! f- G  L, }2 b7 [* ~5 r
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( Q* ]% z9 k# `8 D% u. kIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! h+ @4 X/ Y) e  [3 c* r

! b/ p: D# z$ g- H. ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 ?( g3 T: w8 o% S. N/ d& TIf you don't, you're insensitive.. |/ d1 o7 p3 u! R: K+ q

+ Y( A) Z% z8 vIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& p- Z; {$ a; HIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) {* ~) U. h( S4 x
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. }! m+ l& ~( {2 Z( \" oIf she asks you, it's a favor.' R( v2 U+ j! T0 C, ~9 t, o

; v. B8 t0 }6 K: z" MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 d3 U  m6 K' {! |: T# u) T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, s5 D8 b$ F- Q% ]5 M0 A5 _9 B. WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 V" J/ Q9 W& g& D* l8 TIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 l/ \7 J$ d8 n) x' zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.: q! Z" g" A( u
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If she has a headache, she's tired.1 s7 [9 R! \) ^! B: F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
% l* M% f& t( A" d+ zfeeling sorry for the guys~
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