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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.: g1 \1 }5 _6 J, e V/ y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.& t4 q& @) j- a+ L
) k6 ~9 x8 T2 M& G6 F7 C2 s6 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% u4 L% }! f- G L, }2 b7 [* ~5 r
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( Q* ]% z9 k# `8 D% u. kIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! h+ @4 X/ Y) e [3 c* r
! b/ p: D# z$ g- H. ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 ?( g3 T: w8 o% S. N/ d& TIf you don't, you're insensitive.. |/ d1 o7 p3 u! R: K+ q
+ Y( A) Z% z8 vIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& p- Z; {$ a; HIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) {* ~) U. h( S4 x
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. }! m+ l& ~( {2 Z( \" oIf she asks you, it's a favor.' R( v2 U+ j! T0 C, ~9 t, o
; v. B8 t0 }6 K: z" MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 d3 U m6 K' {! |: T# u) T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, s5 D8 b$ F- Q% ]5 M0 A5 _9 B. WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 V" J/ Q9 W& g& D* l8 TIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 l/ \7 J$ d8 n) x' zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.: q! Z" g" A( u
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If she has a headache, she's tired.1 s7 [9 R! \) ^! B: F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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