Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ P$ }' Q+ X' O  Y/ z6 _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& y5 h" u; a% C, {- h# X" c- vIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 a  U0 ^' z1 q6 G, NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ M" _- s' B% `- O2 @/ x5 w9 [/ wIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; x/ }8 L& V: _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! [' i9 j! i( Q' h2 z) U* ]- NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- {; t/ U: S5 WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 a: V5 M5 y( F3 u+ |' ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% s/ D; j. E0 |' }  eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( }4 X! E8 N4 l: Q9 U* F% \& h: qIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 |# E5 _7 Y0 RIf you don't, you're a slob.
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) y& t" y! x- o+ o" a% OIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! p  i; f2 u7 ~7 K$ KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# ^- Y# x3 ~6 b% B# |* E2 G% nIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

$ C/ w" C4 z/ V6 [" ]7 lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~