Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
; ^, u# ^. W) c/ PIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 O5 E& w: O0 W. |& m9 w4 X, cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 }7 `. C! p  n  }) EIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 v) b  c0 |! lIf you cry, you're a wimp.
) Y' N( `6 z. l6 H7 R4 H7 j2 \If you don't, you're insensitive.
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$ |; K. i) _9 o8 qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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1 D3 E" {+ {0 M& wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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; _9 T* ~% x. w) ~/ x7 w' @+ WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

( E5 R3 f- V$ ^If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( B! R* q' {( W( a$ ]# F$ VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

; [$ G7 p3 T# q9 G" S! |If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
2 ^* ?# E& T3 {- N- `) B: A; U2 ufeeling sorry for the guys~