Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& ^4 K& E3 [4 a1 b5 K: ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ x! h% [) z2 Q- ?& R/ p" _% VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: G0 h. o2 Y: Z5 X& o! q; yIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& [$ W9 C7 y1 l% B- o/ \If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

! z% H5 W1 x% P3 OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ h) @& g! {& o; I% c( \) s! ZIf she asks you, it's a favor.

; p5 v, H) ]) S" t: l" u& aIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ q/ H# U4 ?( \If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ [$ v8 c: W" j2 dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

3 x0 Q6 l9 n" Y  aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~