Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( F) P5 s. u) o; m: c: y3 @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  Y+ L2 W/ j/ u& P& KIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 P% v/ g/ _; AIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* @2 W. F  |6 T: l: i' I* YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 J' j4 S& K+ g- ]! VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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- g- N# z) {: i( E; P; wIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 k  B( g* y* ]+ n  [) }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
' f+ q, M0 O, K+ n3 M9 |If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~