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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.  t6 {  e2 }3 i5 g( k9 p
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 ~/ M9 H& A  n- I9 {: n( \9 I

0 @( J0 g  a# R. n( n# \0 tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. k" `6 D/ m3 X4 K( ?
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 a) n" Q8 A/ u7 B0 @* v& u% }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* v9 p0 l8 e( o. t* d! }' sIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 E* N; b4 M' XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 O& ?5 h0 g- F$ U& GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.( J  F/ Y5 v8 J' L3 d$ \
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 q" s# S9 H! H* j" @& s7 ~  RIf you don't, you're insensitive.( w7 Z; A6 x4 e7 R

  H# Y/ Y' v  LIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& L" Z  |- L- h# YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ }/ C- \" k# \- y# X
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ f) V) {7 ]9 |0 y# y

, u) U. v, N& h9 }) t' @If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 g- c4 w5 Q$ C! YIf you don't, you're a slob./ g1 O( q" @: B" ?( T) V7 X* V% A
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." V. F! I% @2 ~, H9 ~) i; j& r
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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: w+ J" b, E# B" @# ^If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ R# l1 t- p2 G5 s2 |
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- R- O3 g7 t  {7 a( T$ N$ G9 ?2 pIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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