Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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% X& f- f5 {  o; l8 R! n2 M WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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7 m  m' e3 X9 v: L7 t THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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9 J+ x/ c/ l6 K8 \% R: d! p "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..


3 q) j7 G7 U$ I SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


  S- l& B0 h! o5 n- `0 a SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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5 a* ~, j) e; _* |0 S END.

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/ D9 X( P" \( v; e. A THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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FAX!!"

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