Three Women

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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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! W. N3 T8 O5 p' X; n "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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" Y% F% f. f7 f# G- m" m A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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, f* V/ @9 a0 B$ x- C WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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: s2 z' E/ E5 }) W, s THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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& F5 w- @* ?2 r) h& ~4 x6 `; S2 j NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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+ E2 Z- l: {  W, A SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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  f5 @  P$ y2 C+ V* k$ k/ Y: wI read a similar one before~