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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.+ q# n7 }% ?- J# I6 n* W6 g) f3 G
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.# t, k7 r7 }& v' h! \3 \3 c, L
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .2 C( [$ L9 t' K, i/ K6 M
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( f# u$ _6 p( d% R; A "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.9 j2 T( X, `0 b! j2 q) S7 z
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."- r' l- h- R. \9 j/ ^9 u
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.; L/ s$ P) _" V6 i2 d# ]0 q/ Q
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.: b) G+ v! A! J0 m; O
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4 Q- v- S1 I5 E @- I; k4 F$ v, R WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.", y; V5 m4 P3 i1 b2 Z" \
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4 f$ L- q; m* p; q% h: T6 J' ^5 I& e THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS# ~; Z" O; R0 W$ t( v+ z
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR3 H& e, e% U1 s/ ?
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u7 j& q+ F& A( S7 k THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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