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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.1 X+ S0 ]! c4 A- Z" H3 }5 y
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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, Z' [! o/ p" q m' d THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .1 \7 ?% b. c6 ~6 y$ n, K
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9 S5 Q' \. x1 T6 t: m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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/ x# q: Q2 h$ B9 U$ q2 U I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.3 e( m# _7 \/ b2 R. W3 N! c9 g
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" f2 ~: q; Z& [4 F+ w$ E" T THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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* [/ [! s1 d) V# l) Y# R "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."" Y+ U$ k3 f9 n$ a7 f
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0 o s2 S1 }2 y/ t( W4 ^, p. H THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.1 K/ L0 @6 c3 a g0 ]) i1 o1 Z* A1 W
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS1 i! D0 K! {" M4 ~) h
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER., ?6 m- e) Z: ?. ^+ h. s
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# q3 x9 t6 U2 a: ~8 T) }9 ^4 w) H THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU6 s- J q. w/ | X- k0 T7 t% k3 A
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