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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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# ~. H0 }5 H# Z* a6 B0 V& o THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.2 C* s8 g2 G. t7 Z* E
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .4 e+ \! O, y8 g6 Y" Y& o
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."0 Q- W3 w/ }; j: M
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% A$ f) s1 \# E5 [: H3 r! H- E A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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# A. _$ ?* `1 W6 g) N0 J THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.- z8 y5 g: k* d D, U0 f
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,* p7 ]4 m z2 R
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; U: d' b, C6 u* v7 c "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."7 O) }' `. U- Y/ d+ r7 K
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% p! p1 v6 G& X0 N+ h+ L* U# C0 b THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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! l2 W3 ?4 L( G$ D3 ]" o NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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7 Y7 M7 L" e& l! e: B SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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3 M3 F3 ^+ u; M* |3 \8 S5 t SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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7 M) k$ [0 f3 [, ?3 f) Q THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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: x @( Q. y& m( ? THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU1 J) k3 F- V! U- |) Y. b" p* q
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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