Three Women

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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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: w& y0 }3 l! u, o: R WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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% j" Y- Z/ E# F5 `  Z. F8 f SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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- L% T) I4 E3 J& ^' a/ M/ x+ d, c9 W I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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7 ?( J# ~/ m9 a0 O- a A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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; P2 C  }  R8 N  X- B3 O: v6 f, y THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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$ r- t1 o8 q& f, w4 y# I WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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. @3 |+ `6 `: E) d. j "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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$ c" M0 Y8 y% |9 X IMPRESSIVE..
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/ a' R/ @) L6 F: p. H$ _ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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$ V! m2 x0 @7 T7 `" b+ `2 o/ \ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


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