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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN ` X3 D9 o* m3 u5 ~ y
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+ F& E) [( ~. I, c9 o WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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+ m' F7 \0 l/ D$ H5 G THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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6 D* H- `. ?; E/ H# J! W' {' P# ` "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.0 u5 V; i' w* B" U: q
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" Z0 [* O, ~! R5 m* g9 Q+ }% V I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR." C* c: ^; p: T: F
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."6 @; J9 m% w0 j I9 T" v
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS7 K5 F, R/ H$ G/ @! }
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$ U! x+ E& Y1 j IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.- ]: c: \+ \6 H
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR1 i2 }$ V: o& v |1 m, r( \0 I
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END.
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. T1 F% {* f7 [( h* B' r THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.. g/ C5 d. _3 y. y/ O* u- r% T8 l
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU6 ^2 w5 l% M0 w4 }- W2 `0 @, K
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