Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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( C& b7 |) f* C* A THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.$ P7 F( h3 s$ I9 u/ d

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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( l6 W+ d" Q3 s$ T$ c. E A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.' q! L4 d9 v( L3 F9 w( R

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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4 E; ?5 f8 T5 P WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.( ]4 p% h0 g" W0 w7 Q
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU; A! o0 u1 f3 y. s" s+ W& c+ B8 l
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A2 x. G5 E- d1 @6 D
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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