Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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3 P2 U. H# X& [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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* A# R: C$ O2 R% ~! o. R THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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+ K$ H6 }+ q6 F( X; }6 p I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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8 k' H& R/ P& d# m; q3 r9 m0 f2 ` THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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6 c/ @# |4 q: N2 G2 T WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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! L8 ^  M& I6 A7 [2 y2 x7 f "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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/ l, J1 V( A$ l$ l$ Q' A0 c THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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2 h" h# H7 ?; y- g NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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" w- J9 B$ w$ z SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


; \* M3 D; b2 z& ~+ H% | THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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4 [, |- V( j9 h; _7 \ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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