Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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/ T% z# m- n! M4 K* t% ` THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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( m6 j5 ^* f4 i# m' E% F I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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* D- V/ y3 g8 ?( E A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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# y, I' W8 q$ f+ h; R4 l# C SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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' G7 N0 J7 t" l, p LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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, j2 W; l1 d' T" N+ \* P: K4 tI read a similar one before~