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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.# ^& J3 u0 W0 F: `) v
* `+ t& t& y* d) f: {1 {' LYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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' u) h) M3 Q* \3 e! D4 SWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"6 D* ^/ d. i, c- i$ s
. L& t9 ^$ D5 A mSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"8 y7 N. t+ q, ^$ N# x/ v
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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