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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.5 F1 V$ ?1 _) S5 o, A" H
- d$ F- z0 F; f) ?+ ]/ }4 KYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?' B; Q6 ~- ^; t i e
4 j2 ]! } q. r: G9 [Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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7 z" i- |3 E( ]$ C.... and that's when the fight started. |
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