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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.3 Z1 q* b/ _) h, _2 o' }
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?( f' l* d3 f: e% h. @' `$ v
! W j# ?0 b1 K& ]* E; iWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" I1 t$ Z9 Q8 P+ [8 X4 c
0 O/ H0 l; n ISo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"% a- u# x _' d4 X+ U" }
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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