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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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7 ?; G/ S( `# N: q% gWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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6 t& {7 k$ @5 t7 P2 J.... and that's when the fight started. |
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