I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.! T0 Y4 n# I5 W$ X7 w& V3 @% E
4 F k* k& f# _- a) M {You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny? : P9 ~+ _+ k9 H" w % J! P4 w2 m% z) d5 @" N3 G7 _Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!": U# s* L/ X! H: I
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" ) g' b V1 v0 O) Q1 B$ r6 w/ U. x ! Q- W- p1 G! z.... and that's when the fight started.