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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.& P8 k" y2 Y, J: f
: g; ]/ \4 c& fYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?3 `" V$ G: V3 P2 u8 ]( a
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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7 \: J7 r" l m0 `So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"# W& q4 W8 i6 W [: |" c7 \) z
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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