I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. 0 ?% e% p) w7 \6 D4 r+ o A1 T- b0 v
You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?7 p5 f1 A5 _4 e
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" l; g& {4 G$ O M/ f% I0 n7 C& } : N5 j+ m( m9 oSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"7 t$ ~4 o) r' h X: X$ e# Z
: F7 Q/ q: G( n: P: x.... and that's when the fight started.