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4 t9 x g; I1 Q- pit is your fate but,
# T3 j2 H; B$ P2 P& Rif your father-in-law is a poor man,, b# f) o- a; _9 r. `& x% M
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -$ Y J/ Y1 f, H" c \' }! ~# g
education ruined me.1 j6 o1 d/ v, X( E2 s
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Practice makes perfect....
- v. K0 N! |8 u7 T; E' lBut nobody's perfect......
% A; B4 X k+ |0 a: ^( O) g5 O6 eso why practice?
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& _: s, j+ g* f2 ?If it's true that we are here to help others,: m. d7 B. s* [) i% u
then what exactly are the others here for?( d: T' c5 U3 t+ c9 c8 }4 f) F
7 Z. O: m s1 v& k" }Since light travels faster than sound, A. r( H& Y2 t+ r" X
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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/ `- t6 Q3 X. LHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?1 \+ L; q+ Y: w
* T2 [% r# U! Q* k6 Y W5 b. bMoney is not everything.
! W9 y) Z& W4 i% n! LThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
3 ?, b( N$ O$ _They are so tasty.3 J1 D! z% H+ {4 p4 c
5 d2 P4 G6 c' N( a* o/ cBehind every successful man, there is a woman3 @6 A/ Z/ x' L
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
3 q$ o0 |4 s8 J# _ s) A( _After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
' {) a; u* q4 f. p) xand when they marry they become otherwise.
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& b) X+ b7 N8 w" M: c2 DSuccess is a relative term.
6 F2 K0 h% ]2 ZIt brings so many relatives.% J! a5 x2 `6 h+ ~
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Never put off the work till tomorrow8 x2 K# w7 m, r5 a' f$ a$ }
what you can put off today.3 k; \2 P0 {" x; z4 E7 j- ^# t8 {4 J7 W
$ c V* }# z2 k/ z* z5 ^0 d9 E"Your future depend s on your dreams"! ?2 A: b4 u( E/ o
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
4 S/ Q/ n2 a1 z1 Z- ]. W9 ~0 y& X, fThan waking up every morning7 I: N, M4 x, ?. N# S. K2 b
' W0 ^# \4 x: T5 i1 n9 e. s( _"Hard work never killed anybody"0 \" B: C6 S* ]# m. J
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"$ K8 W+ {9 ] U- o+ e
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;- t& O. e+ D8 S. w* w$ ?
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,( ^8 o% ?( M* [( R S
The more you know, the more you forget
; I) u+ t" G9 A( M9 Z- v; fThe more you forget, the less you know
+ \3 v2 Z% s8 V" U& U" oSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
; w$ G, N2 A! H, x2 \( t5 x0 cA train station is where a train stops.5 p" s# r% u+ Y' Q9 J
On my desk, I have a work station.... m, y" W3 u/ p$ ?$ w5 C+ ~
what more can I say........5 E$ `" G+ x) f
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