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 If your father is a poor man,3 u7 V: n; E& o' @* N |7 k. G2 g R
it is your fate but,
, g' V& y9 ?9 c2 bif your father-in-law is a poor man,
, Z9 j9 p$ C5 V6 Y6 Hit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -4 M) I5 c% H2 g
education ruined me.; {6 o2 x! G8 Q( \
7 \# c, P) j, w! XPractice makes perfect....
& e. T* H+ c3 U' `But nobody's perfect......
# v0 | X: ^$ U) R6 e7 M5 Gso why practice?, q, T$ |7 L1 A& v" _4 k4 n
8 s, e$ f. p; x; z. f J9 ~8 bIf it's true that we are here to help others,, l( |" P# Z, v9 x. n
then what exactly are the others here for?, n7 F8 K: U3 b$ D
- O6 \$ [5 p8 YSince light travels faster than sound," r! s1 z) H4 E9 G" a
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?& t' ^+ f u8 d E4 e% N" F
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Money is not everything.) \+ x* U f. A& u
There's Mastercard & Visa.2 X( [6 i3 \5 U$ ?; Z2 X
, ]* g' B) g% z# _4 wOne should love animals.1 K* G* o3 r& \/ a5 A3 U+ \% B; U. s
They are so tasty.9 d- Z! M; N6 T6 F9 i8 o9 [
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman) V: t4 y8 H3 I! Y6 D0 c; H
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: I6 g; g) J/ dEvery man should marry.
3 B- l2 B Z; j3 v$ X' I. H/ R) MAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
, j/ p8 x/ \3 f& `( L/ P, Ylife.
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The wise never marry.
0 B5 W! {! Y, j& J0 t0 n5 hand when they marry they become otherwise.; V- s: B$ p- [# g2 }$ {5 {
' A+ I4 i8 _; G2 nSuccess is a relative term., X8 P4 U) V% d3 \ j `
It brings so many relatives.
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* T1 l; ?+ V" n9 ~( ]6 F: tNever put off the work till tomorrow
/ o1 W- n6 I- q( q+ W h6 jwhat you can put off today.
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3 | H0 W& F3 V! o* t {! O( q$ v"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 w+ b- a# Y7 E0 b1 [So go to sleep0 _6 J* L1 l1 V+ q* n( U0 D W0 s
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There should be a better way to start a day, i, _9 M! |( M3 w: F# \
Than waking up every morning
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5 a9 ~/ R! G1 |9 Q9 L* q" p- y% \"Hard work never killed anybody"9 s. G3 v9 K! T0 h* }9 R: g
But why take the risk
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1 Y7 h8 J7 u6 a+ o"Work fascinates me"
: U# ? j6 K8 `/ J9 `3 ~I can look at it for hours
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- `: i2 f* }/ Z6 L5 I: w7 A9 x7 @God made relatives;& _ |' \2 h3 h6 O4 Z
Thank God we can choose our friends.0 @2 X U4 k5 e3 a! n5 E, E' I
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The more you learn, the more you know,0 c0 D* m0 s$ |( g
The more you know, the more you forget
% K R) a. `9 B5 \$ `1 T( A( eThe more you forget, the less you know
/ D3 x3 N5 e+ |0 Q' m- nSo.. why learn.5 t5 J: D- N3 o8 U2 r* I) f5 I+ N
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
) S- } }5 ?0 E8 F5 nA train station is where a train stops." o! X( l" M7 j' T. a7 [ {
On my desk, I have a work station....- M6 z9 x# s: y& a' R2 Z$ G3 J- L) H
what more can I say........: n4 O+ b( Y9 J" I" ]( V6 ~ W# y
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