Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

' E9 a8 v1 o, q7 H$ H# N) \Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
. q( ]; p8 ]3 x9 G0 fso why practice?
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7 }7 u# ?! B' _( a1 N3 Y1 WIf it's true that we are here to help others,
8 D  {+ M- E% t: Q0 T6 I' othen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
- `2 I1 X1 q$ }; vpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

  u- g/ g' o% g# j) a; w: `How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

9 R/ c' C6 A+ U/ }1 \, XOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
* G8 k* D( |4 f1 T/ \# S: `4 W" }. ^And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

4 h* g& L1 Z; g/ Z. Q& I9 {5 \Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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& P* J; Q- k: j8 E/ i1 m: HThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
% U* \" b3 H8 @9 `- }' Q1 KIt brings so many relatives.
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; r. k0 B& A, w" J* R: I) h9 JNever put off the work till tomorrow
! i, g2 B( A. \) e& m2 J3 |: F( x( wwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 F4 G" }9 m! o  k0 P  h* C) M) zSo go to sleep

2 d5 W4 O; a. CThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
. o0 R  Y- P' o6 `9 ?! x5 a/ V+ sI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
+ k' F" _2 G8 ?/ K  UThank God we can choose our friends.
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& t( ^/ ]; t- ^3 pThe more you learn, the more you know,
0 o+ u6 e3 T) _  fThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

& u" ^1 O  ]9 P6 `A bus station is where a bus stops.
( H$ p) u9 }: i3 r# `A train station is where a train stops.
0 A  c! Q0 t1 `$ u, M7 HOn my desk, I have a work station....
3 K7 y( ^0 O' W4 Ywhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
- T1 O8 \: ]4 n, r9 Dlove it ^^