Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
- Q# P! ]$ L$ Q% \) |9 U+ }it is your fate but,
& G* L8 V* `  K1 y  _' q4 s. Oif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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: T, p  R( U: uPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

) q7 I. P" G& I: UIf it's true that we are here to help others,
) W: k; U" E' zthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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$ {* \& X& @9 y  |4 y, B/ RHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
1 A3 q1 T" K9 ^& TThey are so tasty.

' z4 @8 }! Y' g- T$ X4 G) NBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

: s" G+ r2 g1 F; c  \5 d8 ^The wise never marry.
0 `; e- ~3 V' \4 Y- W* yand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
* U5 P% X4 \% j7 S: FIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( C9 Z& C9 g0 ?7 T6 R* ]3 `6 ~So go to sleep
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* n: B1 x% B- YThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

- @2 }( B  F/ h  hGod made relatives;
# F% m$ x/ d& pThank God we can choose our friends.

$ d. K( C0 \: ^. k$ TThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
: G" Z; A  L- N) r& g% fSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
1 j! e4 `; w! {8 L' [; TOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^