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 If your father is a poor man,0 V6 m1 `; t4 m' B" C
it is your fate but,6 O8 R4 s( V. C* Q: H, }2 }' }
if your father-in-law is a poor man,' P+ ?7 S7 P0 Q! W' N9 v$ f
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
9 r0 Y4 i' H0 M B+ ^2 deducation ruined me.
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& }$ u! j# M8 D& K) nPractice makes perfect....
+ a8 ?4 L1 \8 B- Y$ iBut nobody's perfect......
3 F- w. L3 X& o5 U! ^8 X/ U; Tso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,$ |2 @+ ^3 `' h1 `4 f7 B7 v
then what exactly are the others here for?" h: i P, n# U" v
7 c: ]/ r! a2 Y$ H2 BSince light travels faster than sound,& U# K( B0 Z9 j- E: g2 X+ X! B
people appear bright until you hear them speak.5 i1 U2 A. b- H" n
. m2 h- R) e SHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?# W% C( ^* F; s$ n1 f
# r8 }: v0 p4 f1 H* { UMoney is not everything.
/ D* C+ q5 }. w3 A7 VThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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- Z- a x: D! U) U& L! `7 ~) VOne should love animals.
# c7 `1 {0 V- B; @They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
+ F7 ]: O8 \. S3 D* r6 [* hAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.+ t7 C: {0 `% R( N) v
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Every man should marry.; E' n; S' E1 i: U
After all, happiness is not the only thing in' ^% E. S; ]& X$ R* ]' r
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$ T, {! y$ O# v# r5 FThe wise never marry.
) b/ C5 @$ c' Y- `7 z; A. Aand when they marry they become otherwise. D: ^9 U# X* _
: m7 a9 {( H G Z" HSuccess is a relative term.
6 H/ b2 m" h% {$ [# y4 rIt brings so many relatives.4 q. [. P# m3 @& V& y! S3 B: O
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
1 m; u, I' N' jwhat you can put off today.1 C8 h$ c! z% V- r) V
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
& ]1 x: g" E4 `. BSo go to sleep
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. |9 h+ ]& [/ y! z" @" N8 \% C+ DThere should be a better way to start a day) f5 E+ ^, N9 n. D/ ^0 n4 s
Than waking up every morning
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( n# N. W% j3 x$ V2 u! J! K"Hard work never killed anybody"5 O. y& e. v+ A( i
But why take the risk! b( r1 \ Y! l- v" t# w
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"Work fascinates me"
# ?, d+ g6 M8 ?. H# ZI can look at it for hours: [, w& o8 N5 f. S1 _$ P
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God made relatives;
- d" E3 w1 d2 mThank God we can choose our friends.
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# X; O. i" L# Z5 I6 ]& N* f" XThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 F5 Z+ t/ {# _# H7 I4 a) z/ fThe more you know, the more you forget8 m6 D; D2 t7 z' G0 g
The more you forget, the less you know
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+ ^$ B# }3 X" i+ _A bus station is where a bus stops.0 ]6 s, |9 m/ t& J/ ]
A train station is where a train stops.
. D4 W. r* b) W) s: LOn my desk, I have a work station....0 o# }4 @) i# [
what more can I say........
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