Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
- w, ]& t& {/ Z# d7 yit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
7 ], x; w# U6 Y2 O$ eBut nobody's perfect......
- Y2 F6 z; u5 V0 \; W( _so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
3 N- s5 _8 x; F' othen what exactly are the others here for?

2 r1 }3 [/ `8 u% W, O0 \; R) ?0 fSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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& s0 N# Y' U# Y- I+ S9 S/ p, R4 X' M; DOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

' }0 N+ ]# N' k" H0 ~Behind every successful man, there is a woman
" i/ G& _" d+ zAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
) h3 D6 J1 Z* f/ m8 O" b* }Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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0 Z; \7 Y' a% k/ W2 Y"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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7 ?# r' e; h4 Z, hGod made relatives;
: D0 Y+ N: v& NThank God we can choose our friends.
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& L. d* ?4 K* i/ fThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
: A8 R/ X/ h: }6 c: n/ EThe more you forget, the less you know
3 ?9 v; F% e& |: oSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
* c; f$ b5 W5 m! FA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
& C; O- b3 t* m2 q' wwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
* |! ?* K7 _8 Jlove it ^^