Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
$ L8 b- x) ~* d) f$ u: ait's your stupidity.

4 \2 l/ W  V$ J2 Z( w" YI was born intelligent -
7 Q0 f; t0 `. O6 L! Yeducation ruined me.
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0 R3 h1 V# i' W* h+ ?# Q$ ?( E3 X& lPractice makes perfect....
$ E( |8 h% ~2 ], c/ S3 |But nobody's perfect......
* {: {- h- U; Q! y" D4 Tso why practice?
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0 U# c* Z; H5 P) uIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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$ Z& |# c3 Z( yHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
/ G/ J) m2 N- S5 G7 JThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
( l& s. A/ B! b. q: T# ?3 rThey are so tasty.

3 _; ?  Z* |5 pBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  }, W2 }  x% t8 h( n' }  xEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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; f9 T- F1 H: @0 U2 @. v" B+ \The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 g  r, N. S; h% V% Y( f5 }Success is a relative term.
% K6 ]. d5 t- k8 u1 SIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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" f5 G7 C+ T& r"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

* F1 c4 \6 M+ z" ~) e- S' G9 j"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

9 O" [: e4 B. h+ X6 p4 g" r& w"Work fascinates me"
( q) H5 E5 s6 j1 r6 ?3 BI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
1 d$ u  E& k! _; q  |" X" OThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^