Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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1 y" L2 S2 J5 ]- @* v( L# tif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
3 |. r( z4 ], P+ ]2 QBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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+ D7 G% c0 A# A9 y, cIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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$ ^9 ^* `$ B; K" F  pSince light travels faster than sound,
( f. j- }9 ^2 R1 ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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- h, P3 Q; h# R' o" P2 X6 jHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 W: n7 X: d3 N& p) F" e' JOne should love animals.
; F5 B# V0 j" U  N- gThey are so tasty.
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2 A- `! N0 ~0 p* K" IBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

: d3 C% {# h  E) R0 o, J* n4 B5 \Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
2 {& l0 M7 H- X: m3 w- \+ n1 B+ _life.
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The wise never marry.
3 M$ N) b, ?$ o5 Q7 s5 Qand when they marry they become otherwise.
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7 t: V" }) p4 q/ x! aSuccess is a relative term.
0 m/ J7 G- k3 h; g+ t) qIt brings so many relatives.
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2 H; L7 {3 G6 v8 G! I/ NNever put off the work till tomorrow
+ G$ v0 @5 k& {1 V4 v0 v  K" wwhat you can put off today.
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) ]2 o, Y0 h0 I1 b9 r# E" l"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 d8 H# b# s1 I: uSo go to sleep

# Z  {* z  a9 M1 Y0 A$ e8 pThere should be a better way to start a day
8 [$ |  y$ @% B0 O: q% d6 dThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

. Z# ?/ {( L' ]9 N"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
, a" ?6 Z' l7 X. K/ u- IThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
1 s  f: _& ?2 A4 H2 YA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^