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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! ? g8 c6 Q4 R3 b
Maria: Here it is.
% z5 k: o" `- G+ TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 ~& S! _# \2 y; c) c* z
Class: Maria.
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4 ^3 }, T) M' h: m9 cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* K2 @9 p! H& X8 zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ' G' ` p% p4 R& K/ g: v
; y- w4 S6 y; tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: P; l6 f3 y" i$ X" AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * P, `% E0 }9 d
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, U% ?) w9 Q o% Z/ `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % g8 }5 ^& m. r) Y: N
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ ]+ N8 R f* [& n: XTeacher: What are you talking about? & Q6 c) c& h' |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / o: v3 G) ]1 D0 O; s0 X! S [
: M$ x8 ~0 }* f0 F: ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & R- \' _' Z: A h& b7 v2 Q
Winnie: Me! 0 p6 D6 t4 Q0 L& N% j$ W) H
! V/ w: u' H) QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : h) t% F+ b0 x O! z( B- B" g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) z( @0 e0 ~9 j5 k2 f- E) [
Millie: I is... 9 Z5 k f1 X7 E; ?, {3 A$ H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 N4 U5 g5 a/ M8 d+ {- G* s# ~6 U+ O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% P- p9 O5 C. t) }% A% x1 ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + o: z- O+ s/ {' _* d
" l9 X4 g" V- w# R$ GTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! o: q+ g- h# B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 Q4 L( g, [' ~5 B5 D+ C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 j; |0 `" q2 r5 m% [ }; |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % b5 `0 T7 L1 \$ |( K) j
Harold: A teacher 4 V* G; e- f- `( L) w- _% G4 O
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