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1 R% Q4 j9 h h6 i0 }2 ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
a6 d, k+ ]8 R* O$ [: {' {! jMaria: Here it is.
6 y; m1 w3 _6 x$ f( k( W h W2 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * Y! h4 k( s0 w/ y
Class: Maria. * [% H3 q' T1 M
# V5 f# X; J8 t: mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # |" |; K0 a. Y; D
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 d! O( n% j* J1 D4 H x; n1 B
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" M; w1 \+ F) tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ [. I$ B7 i; T6 a3 hTeacher: No, that's wrong
* o }6 |5 v- d) n6 N* k; \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- l5 Z, \, h! ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 h- t* H: P: _7 B+ f
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# K$ v& e/ {0 ?' QTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 z* s L2 B" { r9 t3 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! ~0 q+ Q$ A/ _! j! M5 T4 VWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 t7 F; y$ ?8 B4 z6 k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " X- b- ~. K+ q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / A3 o. t. R* W B) E+ Q
Millie: I is... * n4 R' w, @/ g0 F1 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 `% m+ }! |5 e5 Q- ^1 z' ~. I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # F; h0 s: w" v2 g: d
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: k: l$ g, `% f" v, `5 n/ nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 }5 ~" b4 a6 X3 G2 F r
" A4 _& w) `' {$ A0 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 ~* s# G& q$ i8 h- w( C7 u V, L+ n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 \1 z% {% g6 WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# u! g* g. x" N$ iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / M5 r$ E4 V* z( r$ o. ~2 C) \
Harold: A teacher ( U6 q+ {0 K# E; D8 X
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