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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ \# P2 r; h! A/ tMaria: Here it is. # d; G$ J' A9 V0 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 Y: Z! @# {. t& M6 [ U
Class: Maria. * y9 _! K& `3 g3 Q0 x
; j. E0 K& `, R9 D) ~/ cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: Y2 }; N! m7 L4 T) ~/ v1 ^1 g5 EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 I! M1 f0 [ `' H; p8 S* r& {
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & L- d' q3 a6 L- U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! @1 ~# n) c& S! D# e4 ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
: v! }% S {) C8 H; q- zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; ]# [' o. M/ @* j* C9 C) w3 o
) E2 g3 e% j5 D1 _# hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 j+ a5 T; K) T; ~# p+ K9 j$ L3 ~! zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 u5 [) }2 i. g; z5 g5 OTeacher: What are you talking about? - f0 V" b* A; b3 t# C# B9 W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 y" d" Q2 o7 \5 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. G" Y* f4 P, Q. Y5 h9 m2 ~: t, r8 iWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. k1 b( h; |% ~4 O6 ]/ xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ V" y6 F9 h: {# `1 U5 O; Q& P: `Millie: I is... , C/ ]6 |7 |. p# [2 e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 M8 T( e1 u% ^: t* SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! z' ` S% g( F8 g& j
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 i; t3 k$ a: {4 s- m6 t/ PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- W" ^7 W* @ z7 zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 A& Y, O6 C |8 e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % ~- g) a8 A+ C- U
& Y4 H3 O4 [, |5 l6 _. a( c4 JTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" a: `$ V# S6 J" m, t2 [! e3 |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + S) j& i# d& \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 | d' Z" W3 z3 F0 [* dHarold: A teacher
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