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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + M t' _7 I0 g( K" Q0 r% M
Maria: Here it is. 8 ?5 V9 `, A+ P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, \) p% l/ L5 C9 Y, dClass: Maria. : K" F. P' c. l/ k1 `% _& P$ h2 g
% e8 }+ R. P& A2 W. ?2 v4 Y/ uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 @, F3 c9 o0 h8 V% tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : T* M9 ~1 W# ?" c2 P
7 }' t& Z7 _/ G- e9 |8 x# K! N5 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! B% g# y5 t* [* B; F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: d/ U! ]# D, O# q7 @Teacher: No, that's wrong
! L& U! O" b/ Y2 r$ g6 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / a# C0 M+ ^# {4 w9 X, u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # k Y5 F3 |4 p& O" Y9 Z, C1 I3 ^4 }
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* h( s9 Z! h. P. I+ T5 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & A2 x8 z5 `: g: f0 {
& s6 k2 [+ G( H1 y3 x2 S. ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 U- g; X* f% {" ~+ s
Winnie: Me! 9 Q4 ?% m2 H. o7 X
4 P9 K& Y2 L2 e$ Z5 K' N4 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 }2 x# m6 v7 T U j0 O$ W) e* g" Z. tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 o; Q. W7 l7 i# W& UMillie: I is...
, \. c) _; v$ K, l: Y! w3 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( N1 c4 C9 B# L" [; UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 o+ C5 g8 w/ }# c+ V i! F! u# L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 c% q$ v: Z3 z$ k5 h
: o" {& Y) g8 H7 RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 {* d k/ R* E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 e/ P2 n' d" {! t
) p; z1 U/ _2 b: P3 b4 N2 WTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 C/ O2 ]* X8 F, c- G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ S8 H. X( M7 D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: f" g- \ M9 N, Z1 GHarold: A teacher ) l7 X1 W. I) Z$ o2 i- d% I2 N2 M
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