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2 V% w0 J2 W4 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; y* Y- A9 \7 o. fMaria: Here it is.
5 y8 t: x% X3 p1 j* ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* v5 ?) x! M# i6 t( i; AClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 o/ ~2 j7 N% ^John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% a+ B( X9 t+ m+ j1 i' {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , T7 [+ ?, M. W. Z* l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 e" U" }; u Y5 n' [Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 F+ y9 B1 \# r! N/ V$ W
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 R P2 M% Q4 Y+ d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ | t& l; L' i7 Y, wTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 `' J% v& c: E& l+ t! U5 H; e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 e; w k4 W0 P/ \, z
1 D" E3 v9 [% H! r5 f+ x6 U# kTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( S3 _/ `6 v' d$ t( n& b4 W# r/ o3 M) yWinnie: Me! 9 n! ?# l8 i' i% f: g; a
3 v8 ?$ R6 ]! y1 Q2 t- J+ vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 S& P5 Y" w5 H6 D5 k l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 o/ R4 x0 [6 `
Millie: I is...
2 P0 N3 U, W( Y) dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 |$ H [' N7 hMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; B2 w8 S8 @+ ?7 {5 j0 d% d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, } l- r8 ~3 f, J8 K$ DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ v! Q; B2 J* b9 t' B; {" I
$ g ]4 J' f* q: {% Q1 i' rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 J. [0 c4 H0 g" z. B% T2 L2 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 O ~: ~4 D+ i, g( E% C1 H! pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- a8 i; f0 A% [Harold: A teacher
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