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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 N) r& K$ c% ?& h4 f4 w
Maria: Here it is.
3 Q0 ?+ W$ I0 A6 a' b0 N0 ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 e7 Z7 I3 ^! J$ d3 h3 j! W4 R) j* MClass: Maria.
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/ z4 p$ W* v. U+ \7 }* H. s) _& rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% s0 K8 O/ K: JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . o, A9 J8 B3 ?0 P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 C+ c; U+ c$ z5 e- NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 k' _( G, p7 p5 p7 t# V; [6 ]- x
Teacher: No, that's wrong % V* ?% h% t9 D5 f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& o& g. O* Q9 L* v1 h1 e! KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & T0 N# m+ x4 v0 @
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# ~' C( W+ V' h/ x# D* z6 v% kTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 m/ D/ D! v& C4 C3 hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. s2 Q2 f2 _8 f. |5 n
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 V7 i3 E/ [% r( E7 j+ {# b" {, a
Winnie: Me! $ [( g0 |# E3 T/ e5 G4 m
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& n* O' v, E# r8 I* M+ X5 Z6 AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ e2 X [4 b% d) r1 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! G/ ?6 c" _2 f' ~) D
Millie: I is... 7 T! ? P0 B# j+ g( L8 q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) `1 ?8 l! t' z2 M# {. W' ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" l2 j& m1 P( r. }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ S3 ?: S0 i9 R4 T* G. X: q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 ]5 T& R$ r# v5 y6 [6 Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 X0 v. q, P1 Z* f* W0 P2 \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- n: ]0 p/ \1 t) Y% oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 C+ _6 J% v% t5 lHarold: A teacher
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