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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' T7 Q, v5 K- X2 u4 U: |( N4 r
Maria: Here it is.
0 w- T l5 n2 J9 U; G1 `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * U* {7 o O8 A% U, z
Class: Maria. " r/ f1 y# ~6 ^, n) `* v+ l
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' C; r& E. T( n) l; f7 z% W
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( E6 T5 E7 m* [. u& t- R/ E5 l
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 e7 R: O& o% J* c' `- E' I5 @
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 C% O/ \- P4 w+ l# u" C4 V$ PTeacher: No, that's wrong ! s. c2 Q- S- |' \$ H* k, f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 Q' g2 ~3 i& @2 j
1 ^8 o7 ]- _ s Q0 q, `( MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 y" b+ T2 u7 R/ I$ \7 u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ b$ n: Z3 Z. i6 a% F
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. h6 q, k v' }( J+ U8 sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. s8 N7 B2 I( a/ x+ x7 p: i$ R: X
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 p0 i4 G" K* ]* t! ]
Winnie: Me! % N$ `& B' v1 n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 u7 K- L! R+ e5 ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 N% U4 f ]. `1 d5 }3 U6 T
& n7 F9 h* E3 Y) v1 k% v; NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 X& L* B# k, Z; f
Millie: I is...
6 b$ ^0 N$ ~4 [, h- I1 hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 U% W) e6 [" V" e( ?3 |0 `* e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" u/ O, |* e) k( a0 c8 K! }: `1 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ L$ P( h! ?7 y/ ?, S/ Y6 l3 T" I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , n; q# }. p; H- l
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? a$ d; n4 S' W, ^' |3 q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : W5 Q) ?( Q1 [- ~3 V' e
r$ O8 R5 K; |. O, O8 `3 O aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " C" B) i6 A7 B; Y/ Z6 q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 t0 b- b; B+ f" L6 x( @9 M2 D
, J9 h( ~8 o* N7 B; Q' d% CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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