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1 n3 u- L* E M7 nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# p! a' d( J0 sMaria: Here it is.
/ E6 K, E) K7 U5 YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* A: F+ p5 s& l" QClass: Maria.
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( ^; S* |) f' @8 |, [; zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 {8 f! Y R6 Y2 W2 y2 L" P( Q1 @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % Z) v& _/ g7 W$ u2 B4 R* V" ]( ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # H) M0 X/ W2 z5 t1 h! c8 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong + N- V! W% Z( f4 i) N. O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 H+ d; p, h4 d$ F' B( lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 d* | X- p3 ?8 G' _ J' z7 TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: \$ n( i* P- _$ {8 {Teacher: What are you talking about? % i/ M- V4 |8 r. k, H+ n8 D' {- `* H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 m9 W# R1 C' I) w3 `4 p. I0 K
Winnie: Me! ( e/ }% Z7 Q3 N; V
( t$ {: s t. ~" f7 U( cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 ~6 Z: N$ \* e$ i8 S) m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + D- v! |2 [* |: b* @' _1 U' Q) U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% `* M3 l7 x D1 KMillie: I is...
4 g* p- }8 \; b- t$ q* CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; m! s" D; ~& d; u; i' J5 @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 z! l8 W; s: ]; [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & Q: _5 I5 ]( a6 L, _+ }) s6 o/ W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + U5 R4 ~1 q" `# ^/ D# u
6 H4 b6 U) l% ]0 y* z: [Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& t, t* w7 Z) u( ~* SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 S8 n$ I+ t. B3 [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : \* I; J1 d3 E
Harold: A teacher " L& P3 k. U& L/ B5 k% J3 I
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