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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'4 _& X; L7 b0 J/ s
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 I# C! a0 a- F3 _: u3 P
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% ~/ Q+ _! Q/ y$ w& Q/ @, B5 r
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; y! \, }- B3 a3 v7 t7 _Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 M+ _, N  h" o: W9 ZAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: U# s5 `: l. o) t: O
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ Q) Q- Y. K, u; L( j6 vHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: `# j8 _8 P7 OSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
& y' @: Z( P$ [. @& q/ VWhat does this story mean?

+ b' z% Y0 w) K& Y' b0 F8 E- iMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 3 @$ x) B1 f( M0 G
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
! N/ M' q1 T/ s+ o) ]/ n8 i7 G5 j& I% _What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
' j" G1 @0 e5 I# `4 o6 \5 r6 t2 S"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
7 M( L1 _0 o0 z+ F! E' nAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
4 @0 s; r( ^. H( O& s/ t2 cAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...3 ]' y. s0 c' n; Z' Z% B4 F0 Z6 G. P7 v
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
7 q# S* C0 F( h# pWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 : @) Q4 b7 {! F* n. k
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 4 X3 `, k, @$ B/ D5 o" G1 A" k" ?* I: H

+ _* E5 X5 T& Z  I) s* }老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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