Will you marry me?

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-3-6 17:01

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End

周天 · 发表于 2008-3-6 17:30

really?

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-3-6 18:43

huh? That's it?

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-3-6 20:43

Don't get it.

老杨 · 发表于 2008-3-6 20:49

What does this story mean?

kingsnake · 发表于 2008-3-6 20:51

Huh* sounds like somebody is bitching......

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-3-6 21:02

原帖由老杨于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ' @1 s) N B* N* i
What does this story mean?

Meaningless.....

brian123 · 发表于 2008-3-6 21:27

Don't get married.

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-3-7 05:28

原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
! t' w3 t. v' |* y; D4 @+ [5 kHuh* sounds like somebody is bitching......

Maybe I should use "下!?"

wendywen · 发表于 2008-3-7 08:45

Unmarried life is happy.

Dawson · 发表于 2008-3-7 16:08

哦，那么“同志”之间呢？

ca369 · 发表于 2008-3-8 00:12

No_Name · 发表于 2008-3-8 09:41

西子妈妈 · 发表于 2008-3-8 23:58

原帖由老杨于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
4 m2 f+ ^6 Q8 x8 y4 g- U6 ~& zWhat does this story mean?

老杨的这句英文说的好

billzhao · 发表于 2008-3-9 11:40

Player99 · 发表于 2008-3-10 12:04

这样的女人不娶也罢。

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-3-12 18:57

Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!

bryant · 发表于 2008-3-19 20:43

Have a look.

jackie_xing · 发表于 2008-3-21 08:18

chmwl · 发表于 2008-3-21 12:51

come on

sgshao · 发表于 2008-3-21 16:09

Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
And her job is secure forever...

9527 · 发表于 2008-3-25 10:40

what's the point?

一寒 · 发表于 2008-3-25 11:40

no point.

水晶思维 · 发表于 2008-3-29 15:21

原帖由老杨于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
/ _" @6 l! y8 c$ x2 Y; e6 FWhat does this story mean?

you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

kingsnake · 发表于 2008-3-29 15:46

原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 , X a% P1 y9 I
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

赫赫。先下手為強，搶先一步耍了她。

繁星点点 · 发表于 2008-4-4 12:35

i don't get it.

lington · 发表于 2008-4-4 12:50

原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
m/ |* M0 y1 A1 r+ b
L( v! Q, J( Z+ W+ _9 y( G& Y* Z老杨的这句英文说的好

Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.

花漾 · 发表于 2008-4-10 18:48

yes i think so!

★棍辊☆ホひ · 发表于 2008-4-15 19:09

LOL。。。。。。。。。。。

eagle2008 · 发表于 2008-4-18 08:15

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