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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'/ X7 c6 v; e0 A, C( E, S
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. J1 J3 I. r+ {3 T& q+ d
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, g) r" }! g8 t7 oHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( @' ~1 P  Z2 b8 BGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 K! a% X5 C  S$ E0 w- {
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" p/ l" t4 F2 y( W( R2 B8 ySports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 i' ?1 b, V2 j. R7 K6 {High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' L% j# Y5 e- O8 r: }
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
/ u: ]; g+ n" x' YWhat does this story mean?

, Q& u4 E% X& ]Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 & j" F# Y: Q& b5 {; x3 g
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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. d  [! Z4 U4 ]( L' a) q2 a2 |+ e( ^ Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 6 y8 x9 \/ j" E* @9 Z4 l% F4 X2 Y
What does this story mean?

+ U. K$ E: z# \1 K+ W5 ]; @老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
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Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny* S8 K0 C5 k( s2 a8 z
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
. M6 {) B# E+ S+ S9 NAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
5 e6 j4 I+ I, Z! W* DAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
# [7 U( w% Y3 }$ Z1 C5 jAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
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what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 : Z! G" S7 D/ F8 B" W
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
9 R# Y# v$ u5 Z" Q7 I7 @1 ^you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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/ e: d7 |2 A6 c$ Q6 ^" d) ]赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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$ m0 B) c( X* `6 F1 f" s0 X老杨的这句英文说的好

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9 @+ t! I5 O; @$ E7 Y! S$ iWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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