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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
" R3 ?. b- e! S# ^% [& SThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 N( ?& ]6 C) l3 e0 a1 u
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; ]) f; }: L9 f q2 H0 uHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
% A; @" B- ]7 c6 ~) T4 j& PGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ {3 t8 P( P4 L, k* A* h
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ S) m) t! u" K1 Z: Q# H
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 E0 m! k( A6 n9 @& Y" ~3 {
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in! d4 X7 n8 q) N1 ^6 T5 x' r
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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