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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
" R3 ?. b- e! S# ^% [& SThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 N( ?& ]6 C) l3 e0 a1 u
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; ]) f; }: L9 f  q2 H0 uHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
% A; @" B- ]7 c6 ~) T4 j& PGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ {3 t8 P( P4 L, k* A* h
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ S) m) t! u" K1 Z: Q# H
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 E0 m! k( A6 n9 @& Y" ~3 {
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in! d4 X7 n8 q) N1 ^6 T5 x' r
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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' m$ ?6 i/ s) L6 _6 ~- s6 ^The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
8 K+ a2 S( i4 MWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 1 G+ ~1 E, T6 Y9 y
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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, y0 j6 M/ d. ]/ a5 r% t7 z Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 % @1 M+ B* g2 u* ~. U  h
What does this story mean?

! W$ G1 t6 s3 ?3 Y& E4 H老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
  U0 v) z% X: \. X"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
7 r' [9 d3 }. W1 S, k  U$ T/ wAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
$ l+ V. [5 e" J7 R; d( qAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...6 ^; w  ]& I6 t2 B8 T6 J4 U! w% K
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 9 S$ r) x5 b& h: f$ v/ X
What does this story mean?

0 P/ V- ^+ i4 T8 n! n6 U& {+ D3 Myou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
5 J5 S! E  R% H8 K7 Uyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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