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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
1 F8 Z" k6 X) S5 TThe girl said: NO!'
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: P1 u- T' ?' S/ [And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
' B8 d2 [$ D) X8 E) m8 S* c% M) zDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' [8 K* X, F8 S/ n: E: j
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( c& ~+ B X% [2 OGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had% @& y/ o2 z, {' Z. {
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 q4 L" F# Y' V/ r; f# ISports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had8 r# R8 G+ C: N2 H: q4 }$ q
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in+ r( ?/ C9 @5 h
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 W7 q5 s" y' A& C( U
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