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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'4 _& X; L7 b0 J/ s
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 I# C! a0 a- F3 _: u3 P
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% ~/ Q+ _! Q/ y$ w& Q/ @, B5 r
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; y! \, }- B3 a3 v7 t7 _Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 M+ _, N h" o: W9 ZAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: U# s5 `: l. o) t: O
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
/ Q) Q- Y. K, u; L( j6 vHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: `# j8 _8 P7 OSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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