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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
N, `1 U$ V5 A; x- QThe girl said: NO!'
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4 P, f# y& f/ Z! E+ IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ C8 G) d# |$ v: `' y: R
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 F& D' z7 I. {# rHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 f& k! c) A6 k3 `: `& X" v
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
5 V8 U9 e; C2 x2 @9 b! j& K- BAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 c! i) s# s8 r% J( ~2 V+ ^
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- G5 B) F* w1 ?) O9 E' OHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
, ~% x# n- G2 u9 l1 h3 V) `+ SSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 U! o2 p+ y$ ]% j4 g% cThe End |
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