埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 13761|回复: 30

Will you marry me?

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
  N, `1 U$ V5 A; x- QThe girl said: NO!'
, \3 h7 c+ p1 v) _% M# Q, y
4 P, f# y& f/ Z! E+ IAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ C8 G) d# |$ v: `' y: R
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 F& D' z7 I. {# rHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 f& k! c) A6 k3 `: `& X" v
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
5 V8 U9 e; C2 x2 @9 b! j& K- BAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched8 c! i) s# s8 r% J( ~2 V+ ^
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- G5 B) F* w1 ?) O9 E' OHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
, ~% x# n- G2 u9 l1 h3 V) `+ SSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
/ G, B! j3 |+ T6 \3 H+ L0 Y& j
6 U! o2 p+ y$ ]% j4 g% cThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ; \6 ^* A: J  v" B! A
What does this story mean?

1 ~! @  H( k9 ?/ iMeaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 1 |  j, U' Y5 x% S$ o
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

; _$ v! u0 ?! z& F, `6 F7 c
2 X1 F9 a& `. t+ K Maybe I should use "下!?"
鲜花(13) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
大型搬家
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
鲜花(43) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
: y: Z& a( N, Y4 r( XWhat does this story mean?
# o  l" Y/ Y0 @: O6 u- j: q% `
老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
. O2 u- V9 H0 O' i* X* q/ q  ["getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
1 P" f" N  B! N3 aAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...3 ?# E6 ^, L0 Y* \' u/ H+ F, m: Q
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
$ [4 y1 y' V5 m$ A8 gAnd her job is secure forever...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ; S% b: k$ x) ?  t. Y, b8 a4 k
What does this story mean?

4 @5 H4 f- }1 Z7 V0 D6 B2 H& Xyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
- f/ n- C5 w  w4 @) byou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
6 w% s7 _, S  \9 I& z$ u& g; a/ T! S
% D! b7 T; w" U  h
赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
大型搬家
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 % v! k1 l$ X& A
$ q: K# s8 g' w& Y) ^
老杨的这句英文说的好
7 F6 e+ T8 I6 m  S% w0 g0 B9 M
# M8 H$ M  J: v  t$ `( @4 o; {& k
Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

回复 27楼 的帖子

yes  i  think so!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
:
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-15 04:11 , Processed in 0.293860 second(s), 62 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表