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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'/ X7 c6 v; e0 A, C( E, S
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. J1 J3 I. r+ {3 T& q+ d
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, g) r" }! g8 t7 oHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( @' ~1 P Z2 b8 BGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had2 K! a% X5 C S$ E0 w- {
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" p/ l" t4 F2 y( W( R2 B8 ySports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 i' ?1 b, V2 j. R7 K6 {High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' L% j# Y5 e- O8 r: }
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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