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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: j+ { s' A' h* S6 h
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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