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A blond came into our auto repair shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"" j3 H- i7 J& B8 r- W
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She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."
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My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."/ Y( o, @& z- B# S ^+ }
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If you' re not sure what a 710 is, scroll down 0 e! N+ z# Z' H- {7 v0 S
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