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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day% |2 W3 v" E8 L+ h7 G; }( k0 t
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
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to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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8 p% A1 k% E. @9 T'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma/ W8 `8 K2 k1 s" N0 F; l ^
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot- i; I* Z3 `( b3 v. r0 m# ^1 t( _
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
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: u3 h2 N( f, P) k; |Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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