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Marriage viewpoint
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5 v' {% s" e' \6 ]! FWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day% d j/ n- `% ~+ \( x9 [
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
+ W4 t3 z( i3 y- ^4 ?7 _slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got% S/ d8 k9 V7 r7 m$ b. U4 _
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
5 K: g" O, u, [: ~( |25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
5 p' G/ q9 r! P H7 _once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping _0 F) d8 C- N: \- M2 c
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.- [# S2 o+ H; w) i6 `0 x
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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