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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day& s2 R; r" a7 V; x% E- K
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
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to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'' v4 ~3 p% B, y% p2 E& r
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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' j$ i f% k. o4 k" S% |My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
9 p+ i, U; m& z9 `# o6 t. S. f25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
1 p$ }5 a& C0 {4 uonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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