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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
( Z& U* `! C! U) {. p9 eto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'7 \4 Z z5 ^" ^ T" e6 `. K: d
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'! J* n: V3 z' p1 G
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
8 \) u2 p8 {3 s25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in+ B7 D: G! D6 a! L8 u6 ~. S1 I
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