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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
* I, }( U+ l+ d2 {# Qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.; G. b- Q p; ]8 A O b
8 B2 ?# |' l* A5 L! P9 [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
# {* I/ F( O _& X* x* l' F+ {& |Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
; _7 N w' c ~2 K2 }/ g+ ^week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
: V2 d9 P$ g e; w2 s3 F* V% MI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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( ?$ O6 M$ w6 W) y8 R6 ^/ fThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 b0 e; U% ?" _( |3 @" `( Y% ^The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?3 Y! u% f( y1 F) E0 z) g1 _
8 q3 p; p) i5 K2 E; e0 Q6 dHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why) I! @ }/ X5 s2 ~% K" r
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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