Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
' h3 w4 s! |- z$ W: Yfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( A& B6 k3 o! g) z7 ~week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
) u+ N  Q& H, O" a" {# Msilk pajamas.'
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8 C" R& v& c7 J2 [* y- nThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
- ^! b6 H. R5 lexactly what her husband asked.
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0 l& {. o  ~3 g. H6 L7 lThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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8 k" F0 f/ t  a. `He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
( F  |) u: k/ b# M7 wdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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! Q! Z8 N/ R8 q, C0 ^% y) L! IThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
1 j- w1 U' y+ K: Ssmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........