Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
, N; j; R8 B) o" I2 @fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
) g* a6 p" A& r: [$ Z7 ]+ G! R2 }
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
* m0 C5 g  `7 |# Q, Vweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; k0 |" z. n. a* vI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

; ]6 H5 l2 @9 {The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
1 g0 l# a$ S0 h8 ?; T$ U+ C
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
& s# e. I  j- W$ r) w- C
/ `, X0 h8 V" U
& W2 J7 P/ E: w* y$ q  `0 |4 [$ x+ GThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ f/ ^' `8 @( d7 D- Xsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........