Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

: {- _% r, W# h, b$ \We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
% M  f' ~& L  Z& w  F  Qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
, _4 s/ r# W9 \$ Y' ?I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
3 s& Y: }$ m5 y- jsilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
7 v- R# j) L( q5 ^8 C' qexactly what her husband asked.
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& e/ p* W% f: h  J, n7 a$ aThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

' a1 {0 h& e# ~: PHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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2 G1 J: p  [9 y7 S$ O0 j7 [The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
% u: q) N) r; C) y9 hsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........