Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- x3 w* b( t1 }* P# `. I& z2 x" Wfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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, \+ G  P6 y' p/ Y/ ^' O0 zWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
0 K7 h& {6 B' f; u% fPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
$ M0 g1 q$ \: y7 ^' u3 dsilk pajamas.'
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% ]0 ~0 b. ]% D1 qThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
, g6 r# e* Z! M1 W/ q4 ^& ?exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

# w; Y1 J$ @( f0 CThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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4 }: N7 S! D' Y7 I9 IHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
2 m- W# j3 X: ?4 Udidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

* u, v3 m" P! y+ P$ o, K3 ]  d5 HCut off his........