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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
: B: J+ \- y0 e6 s& Afishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.$ [2 J( r. q: a7 c" z
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ H# j' w0 b" K6 v0 { X/ U3 g/ jPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a* o/ {% J: n; e* x
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
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9 N2 q. @3 A# a2 yThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?5 p5 Q: H: L/ I
6 V v6 u8 E# L! R X: oHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
6 j. c; L- B4 u8 z6 v8 J* tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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" u* X; K" W5 U; x: E0 [) f" r: KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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