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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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$ K+ g+ a- ?/ _: j5 jWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that( V- N7 P+ I% ^ k/ l" ]3 n4 c
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a* k4 ~# B6 h3 w% R- I
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
0 d, h) T. Y9 M$ N3 Q. QI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue' m, [5 _* O W5 m' q J6 F
silk pajamas.'9 N' v4 y$ `4 A! j
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did R' Y7 y' z F, |' l
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good./ |* W1 t) |: l; p+ Y
! Y5 `) p0 s! |1 FThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?& A* I+ ]% t9 b# M' t2 @
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
2 O! N+ x) q* ^8 S$ N& Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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2 w, a6 l8 o+ g: H5 iThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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