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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : , o4 Y! x8 ?2 D4 q2 G* \
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; |! n: h6 @/ j" xTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.) D) G/ C1 D! k
; X1 e, a+ T2 ^' @" YWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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: u: Y! W7 m9 vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.; [2 x$ L0 {6 S
) X2 `+ k: j7 `: t7 O8 kLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 8 K+ D% |6 g4 R0 m- k9 v. I
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.5 h9 J* Z! q! E; E2 G& E
, L( ^, }( S9 w( a0 ~Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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& @; G5 F3 d; l0 yWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.- L9 G: p0 d) w% T: ], B
[! p0 X4 o) i$ ^) qCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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: B. k8 @3 X8 z9 l8 o+ _$ l6 qWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 8 B+ o# f, k+ ^3 ]# j
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. - r4 F) b+ `) {, ]3 C P! h$ `
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.7 }7 u, F+ o: b6 d* G' z' \" [' Q
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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1 @: N- h6 h/ p2 I6 F$ y: R! X3 lSpray mold spots with Tilex. 8 V/ L) T1 @4 I+ a# T$ q2 d6 i
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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% w+ n& h: d( D @Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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# } Z0 b# H d* {. t* XReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. $ N. G; N% ]( P2 J
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ( x- u! r% {' T# F
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5 K5 V9 t# [, J8 \4 K' UHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: & C; y3 c% r. ?+ w1 ^7 ^
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. + A, D: X; y+ V& S% b$ s, H h, j
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Walk naked to the bathroom. O( N) c+ M8 V' p% x/ z
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ' F5 c) z. M. |
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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( J) i: u0 S6 u4 JGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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7 \* w. t1 p2 Y" } O+ FBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. + ^4 C( s+ `. ^ g9 T1 P- M
- V4 M# I v: B3 E" G. [Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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7 o6 g6 q; p( R2 g G2 O2 Q6 pSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. ) o7 n( C- M) {; W3 ~/ W
# h: x8 e5 t5 l1 r. F" J* CWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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0 I6 e+ {$ j7 M& L8 p/ q! ]Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 4 ?: e U) w- M- ^% N! d' C! Q* r
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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1 e6 A0 [7 ]$ QPartially dry off.* ^& S4 z9 L1 i' h- c# E7 \
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 2 F" h: N: H q; u) S6 t- x* h
: [# A; u) ~& u9 |, {! a8 ALeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. 6 T. H0 q! t) [$ W+ E
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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