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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  3 }- W& J) b- f3 J2 L
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.% s& y# F, X% S) k* Q$ y5 Z# o1 R$ s1 a1 P

( z8 a# J( T  oWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ! E; o9 P( y  k& _

- _. T! v8 D2 R+ U4 ~If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas., v9 t' ~" K3 ~$ e2 \, B: ]

9 }# N9 S9 \( X2 p; WLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  8 Y  G0 a2 {6 Q1 Z
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 ]. I) d& s7 N

% |5 R( J/ \( y$ @: x) O6 CWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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/ r# U  v! E: r! E. O2 m$ r# O( EWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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; g: p; ^# ^8 `2 [5 ?0 P8 HWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. $ \# q. d$ k1 L+ B6 L) {
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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( o5 `; O. _0 x  S2 ^Rinse conditioner off hair.
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# H' O4 u  Z% Q# g1 \: Y' E) p: LShave armpits and  legs." P! \! D$ B# z) E) n
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Turn off shower.+ o& ^+ F8 A. z: |

# h8 a$ ?* B. o" P# U$ GSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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- U8 ^- }) k8 `9 VSpray mold spots with Tilex.   u- R( ]& H3 Y5 M

6 Q/ @. j9 F9 L: EGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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8 ~' E6 M$ H" ^Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  0 Y+ i' H4 A! Z- S

/ G3 n) Y: ]) f2 H7 f: Q5 j) E1 f5 D- iReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  4 ]$ B* T. l  Z1 s2 U
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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( ]3 t# z5 ^& T$ u7 oHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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6 q8 S5 N1 d6 a" J) z7 W' JTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.2 H+ W+ D! a: w. R  ^. B" A
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ) G( ]5 O6 S1 o- n" m. i
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ) h7 V/ U( J! l
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  : F% ~$ s( t8 {$ |! E5 k; s& x

& t" b% t+ W6 C6 s/ ]) I# M3 zWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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( e: X* {" D2 W  }Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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# V' k  g  {9 `- Z/ G. ^1 k0 bPee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower. 1 P1 C! l4 {& T5 ]$ w) S* d2 [
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Partially  dry off.# @$ [+ i4 L7 A, J9 U3 m- h9 O
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. $ m0 q- \& k- b, ^6 C, I, D

( U, w+ X6 v" b  qAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  ) ?: Y4 p- C3 t( ^

& t( k- i% B2 m$ q2 A& t9 gLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  , t8 S; A+ Z$ s$ W
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  4 B0 V, u; L8 c; ]2 F7 Z: q
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4 }" z, d  K7 d; D7 ^If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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