2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
  ]! E9 j7 H5 c% H1 [You have 2 cows，
2 b& L4 O3 j4 CYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
/ y9 k& u4 G2 A4 A" KYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


; J' {2 h9 Q7 |3 Z8 OFASCISM法西斯主义
! R- m5 E, d8 d3 ], A" L6 LYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
9 u! t1 L! t; H2 G% C; rYou have 2 cows，
, {+ L' S4 ?" v$ o4 S) b) lThe State takes both and shoots u.
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( \" f8 W- L2 g$ A) I/ LBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
  M4 `& q) ]; O+ k% Z, fThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
9 G8 H& K$ N0 j# z1 y/ L: PYou sell one and buy a bull.
$ F5 @7 c2 q' |( H+ ~0 `, C2 ?Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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