2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
: ?. Q/ e' Q$ ~You have 2 cows，
# E) |* j3 U, C  J# [  Z6 SThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
1 K8 _7 J; l, v/ t- {( X/ mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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9 O. U' D! X& aBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
9 Y. Z+ W8 M! U5 j' z; Z2 R- \You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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6 s: w4 p# c' m3 U9 ?; E/ STRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
& k$ K9 T6 f2 pYou have 2 cows，
6 d$ p) {! N1 fYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
) [, [5 _; K" B$ _& y8 eYou sell them and retire on the income.

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