2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
) d" H- T9 b# J/ f1 X8 V* D. dYou have 2 cows，
1 m# p* O/ k5 y" `You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
1 e8 P- x8 U3 ?. Q* z5 i0 BYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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: E' F) G. }) N+ C0 d# v; mFASCISM法西斯主义
8 \9 |0 K: ]7 p' t! Y  ]You have 2 cows，
) D& j3 T$ m& d" j$ eThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
% r: |. m- l% Z; |) r6 Y$ l5 HThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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9 M1 X. d5 G/ m, r3 wTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
( ?5 ]3 S) b; K$ |You have 2 cows，
/ O5 a7 u0 o# ]4 M2 Y  [You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
5 b# {' T$ P4 J2 ?  JYou sell them and retire on the income.
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