2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
, C) C  q+ S. ]* D  ?9 _You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
9 u: x& {9 I: y# e: e4 pThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


9 Y: Y; i- u2 rFASCISM法西斯主义
, z* r' M/ t! ?! K* r# I# EYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
- P2 e3 L0 X* d1 G8 p1 WYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
) B; j) T7 ?" {* mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


+ x2 D: N' t- _! |# e6 ?TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
% p% V2 A& R  c+ hYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
( A/ O+ U* j. _  `3 j. w! ?Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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