2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 O' X$ P9 Q$ T1 M  rYou have 2 cows，
8 k' Q! b/ K) D4 ^8 qYou give one to your neighbour.
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4 C& N9 w$ n- w$ xCOMMUNISM**主义
) C4 ~6 d: g0 Q6 V* c0 a9 r. PYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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; \( i0 E% }- ~; H6 g% mFASCISM法西斯主义
4 b9 |% V! H' H8 XYou have 2 cows，
* T: x; M9 [7 b  u8 t& V5 ^The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
: c, K% K' Y( Y7 \# o8 @; ZThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
5 a4 |* N3 t" YYou sell one and buy a bull.
1 R( D# o* m+ m7 @4 M. CYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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