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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song $ C/ ~' M1 `$ w
by Sean Morey 3 ^2 a$ ~/ R1 w+ B
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
+ ^6 s, U" i& X W' I8 fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + i! l' m( K) q0 K4 L2 s6 Y o F
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".1 v; C# `* ?) V; M
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., k5 W2 d* i) v) i3 i% _4 K
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.7 P' S# W% ?6 z9 P! K+ ]
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& i0 A! J3 `3 H
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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0 P' B, p9 t- c b: k# yAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% g3 U# y( P, i
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.$ M' P b& |( ? d- m
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 M7 D/ P3 a7 D! n, r" N
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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. ~! t- H6 R; ]And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.5 V( N5 P; v1 H) p0 W6 d
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.; s: R: `7 p, q+ x/ n1 d" |7 T) }# u$ m
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.- I1 o, j9 N0 S& L4 \$ [
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , C6 ~+ K. O# N7 p* X0 R
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