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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 I+ _( n- K5 k# g' x; O, [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ X) M6 W1 s" `# b/ l! n
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 ^% S$ o# G1 C" k$ \/ b
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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' Z2 ]% M9 \" m( q& v& j! zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
: P4 R+ @& T; f/ M$ w, C, kAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ i4 y% ?5 h# H$ t! o R, ]" CThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
8 `5 {) V9 X" B1 I! k! _'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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5 Y; F- v e( A+ b, rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 L* {- P& ~" M% h9 Z
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 w. W; o* }0 U. a9 W0 E0 W
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.* y& i0 v" [: R7 Q" @ @) h3 h
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( f# C: e! U# m' Y
9 x2 ?+ m) E9 U4 d7 i* R# \% jAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ H$ O3 b+ G+ D1 R; r4 w, J2 r! mAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 L. o. X: d Z+ y; s* lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; b8 q! a* x9 |/ k, a2 z# qBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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