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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.7 H2 Z; _0 _: P, O0 z ?
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ @$ a2 q Q4 O# R' ^'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
4 `) \, F- s, }6 \I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# p8 w4 g' A- Z r
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ d9 G8 Z8 {( l5 J( k6 ~
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
! ~" I$ H& t. f- _1 V% L- ?1 bThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.% L" y7 P% V, R4 X# T
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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) T4 u- y- P; d0 H' k& q8 O! iAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) L1 ^+ w; W7 O7 L+ f7 ~
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& a! n6 y1 P5 y; P# D1 p' ?! A0 U
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 \. c: l, A, A8 X2 k, d! cI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) Q7 K8 k+ R# x% f
' W5 h- U' g, p. n: c" H0 U* QAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% m8 m9 H3 z& D& A1 K! R. y0 {2 BAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. L9 c% [# a0 z2 {+ a3 h7 V$ s. L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: K2 }4 n$ \6 X. hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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