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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash& g% [/ r5 t: w$ P/ F
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song " \6 L9 o, a! Y( a
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you." i7 {+ K6 X8 I- P0 ^: [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 i1 t- J, y7 u7 X
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 X" S: N8 t! q& @
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ \6 g7 c" u2 Z& p1 N
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 v$ k- A4 i$ F1 _The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( H! K w4 c4 Y+ y$ l
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.' O* n5 F7 u+ i- O! I ^
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 H8 l& ]- X( m, ?" l* A- a1 I'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
! r. z/ w: K; j; GAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.3 {- W6 Y. ^) w4 x; Q" ?
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.: l5 @& C9 D+ f! T- S# X; b
& @ C: ?7 `" [9 SAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: j" w' `( K, {; @1 L# N
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ \0 D* Q6 f" ^% O/ g, \% RBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 a3 f+ ~4 r0 E6 NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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