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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) k" u1 [) K& o( C$ a0 g: M. v9 t! t
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html+ @# G; t0 P6 ?. d4 `+ S/ J
) W/ H; c: R& q5 bThe Man Song
, l/ K- ^# Y$ O; o, k by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.6 Q: S; x. |* j3 m i
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
3 i K r, s0 U, w8 }/ C'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: k/ h. m3 @$ n3 ]& e6 v1 hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.3 ^/ u6 ~+ A8 @9 h
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. B+ y( L5 }& N- g
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.# Y& R+ i% X+ F9 R8 p" i
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.' @; a2 ~" U, p: L9 S( l: ^
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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* H0 X4 H) o$ a: hAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.. q: @) W% q/ D. B6 U2 }/ K c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 v$ T J0 ^2 M" A8 ^And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
4 x8 ?5 _5 Y+ ^- yI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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# H0 O: L. ]* ?( n1 R: aAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 {$ o. o. Z1 ~ O+ p' r4 UAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.' X' x; d# g0 i7 j, v( ]4 W2 r
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# x& _+ ~" m) Z) Q' d3 \Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 3 M) J! g7 N, S8 ~" ~. O0 F2 }
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