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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash/ M5 m& N. f% y9 X1 @: n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song + D9 w8 g$ H4 d8 N" h
by Sean Morey $ h0 l% |( Q/ n L
9 V u0 G- p' G1 x) D7 E) jI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 |2 S; k' x* ]1 T/ W$ ]6 a" WI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. * W& o# ^4 t1 b
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
; j4 z# b2 t, l9 |# }I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% P* b" F, O2 \8 s e! g
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* F5 V/ i2 n' L/ C. ^# ]( l
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
+ E7 \- W9 ]5 q4 C8 d: N3 c) X! J8 iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 q" B/ v8 W( |0 h' d( g. w/ O
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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; l9 J+ j% `4 E% W; JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.' v: B- }. k7 b
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important./ B( o. `" ], v+ U" v: J* v6 Y" h
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( d8 u ?# J6 L' k% Q' r5 FI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 p) y2 H0 w7 W; e
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 j* ~2 J ^1 c4 R0 `$ z; w
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
6 O1 l8 R7 y# T! C) k# i3 uBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ h( N; y" K, h: ]! lBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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