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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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& h4 ]8 O% S# QThe Man Song : V" ~/ L; [. i8 O2 L
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
2 }0 l" a( K% q% {- T) K, PI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
; l, }2 ~) A8 M0 c8 @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& Q: W: v5 m3 SI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.* b4 j0 S5 C4 y4 c# _( V& N1 h
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
& H' u( A* i! pAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
; j6 l. l5 r; n1 d0 i, `0 BThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
7 u! b% n' P& {: Z1 W$ l'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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6 D7 K" r3 w u0 ^+ jAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 g, i; J: ^# M6 K! Y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" h9 u- L1 y' q; nAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
: ]3 {$ Y2 \( d4 l* jI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ V% i& a2 b) ~) V& a$ L' M( ?
8 E% P e; b) z; y8 F7 [, wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.' i& h$ J4 M! k1 ^: |, ~8 D; o
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
$ c. i+ n& T7 `. Y: ^, fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.( k+ ?6 @, S% o8 N; E
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : u8 j0 C4 x: w9 z7 D3 v% e8 D
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