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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash) t6 K( j( Z+ x+ ?
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html7 E2 V7 c, v& L3 D6 V9 T# k
: P% Q' o0 U$ U2 YThe Man Song
4 C# i3 Z5 h& S by Sean Morey
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0 ]0 b' ^# |# @9 \& g; r# KI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' {6 ]/ d; s% o$ A
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) m3 B3 n0 h' P- _. P: Z4 D: ^
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
, [3 y. |0 e5 f: f3 ?* o4 \. VI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 I% h7 ~: B7 K
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 Y- _9 R `, J
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
& ~* s( [! v4 {9 r# [The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear., y% \* `: Q. v4 R6 T( I
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 Z. c' g) {6 ~/ ?/ \3 X; z
_8 w( u/ k7 X3 h" t. o1 C: rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; I8 T1 s: W/ ~) H! Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
- T+ s2 S9 N, L# E- K5 [And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
9 U" W+ r( ~0 o" ?5 N2 \: kI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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& k |- s/ I# S: {And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
q; g9 Q( P7 i ~; yAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ b' P2 Q T& `Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# F1 {; f: }- b- @6 ?- FBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , ~: I# [) R# } U# J8 Q* G
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