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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 d8 S3 }4 u+ }; @0 R
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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- c/ E4 Z T0 o# V+ T- i/ w5 D- B! cThe Man Song $ J: P$ x6 f; V7 }2 ?
by Sean Morey 6 L6 q$ c! K, F5 Q: F" A( I M7 F3 A
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% R. S9 o" l8 r5 a) ?2 S- [
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
& X/ n6 c7 m# `0 ]7 K'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- b1 Q7 p- e7 w) t3 o4 @
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 G, p) Y) P% \
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 { a# \& D- [% z3 V! m9 x8 H6 n7 _The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( R4 ^: U6 E& o
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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2 ~$ s2 ?- @+ B9 j3 AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: v3 Z g) {$ I* B'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
2 [, F+ g: v9 Q: c( \4 X6 a4 F( ?And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry./ Q- o" ?; \3 I2 E4 T$ I
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% ^! F+ g8 z# l1 T x: b6 K5 g4 mAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 K1 V1 d# K( c0 ?9 z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.6 i, D' i* z) G3 S D8 m
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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