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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 2 D" R. Q8 p4 q* }: f- A

& |: a: ]9 I8 F  GThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 z: c5 i+ {" \$ D% W  ?
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& K- j; i5 R4 }2 E. z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, _6 ?7 u( ]5 ?had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 v* H( a- r3 z2 L
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 Y: d4 a$ U; H; d3 o9 mall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% m- n/ r. p+ X7 m) E9 Q/ D) K! u- o
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ _( w( v5 L, b# q& H7 ]. Whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% h( Q$ H$ _: D0 I# r
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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+ x- F8 j; R% l/ t1 i1 wNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 L! ^( q& s$ _/ K

" d% b6 F/ {8 y5 X3 o( |* HThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 4 m5 k. ~, G7 U* s
Don't quite understand this.

6 _1 @$ @3 G% `' m; A他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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  r' g  z$ }# n* x' P& F6 R; z# z. [Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 ' V- g; a+ r+ F- u( h

( o# k7 l/ B8 j他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.  W$ L# z' Q9 r* `7 }; Q
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 - R5 p) g" s; C& w- _6 d
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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" W/ {' J) L" k! w8 cgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 % F: N% n0 c9 A6 ~" ?. b
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 4 e: ]% y( Q6 X  o  |& _# a' z

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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- _- u( ]/ w5 N3 r7 cI am getting married in this coming September.
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