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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 ]: \# m$ m! J9 t* I! Q
) O$ M0 \9 O/ AThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale+ g W& ^* ^# @, Z5 S) G. R8 M
7 f: P) @9 F$ D# q: dOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
& I0 z4 S- W* jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: ]- }$ ?- c1 V' F2 c1 z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% ` l* [6 b; r
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
# E4 G6 n: H% U2 b: Y; Z# g& `/ }get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ ^, x& Y, V" z+ zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; ?- V, f# P; a1 s0 x
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 g- Y1 K7 ]! A% ~2 {+ m; P
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 M$ T3 S7 P$ Fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 r- U: ?% u' N3 q d8 ]4 y: fNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 M& B l9 e% v5 r- u3 {
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