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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" D' _9 v( k5 ]. MThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale' G& M5 s# ~3 ?
. I- z4 H+ Y- Q' X* X3 lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 @ O+ l4 C/ X! T2 S2 g, v, o
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,- Y9 E2 x& D1 |- b2 O
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never x# b6 O% M6 f7 R' w3 r
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ H" j( C" j$ P0 U9 @get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had$ t- h% i$ w5 C1 V& z
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
0 g+ @1 ]" L& R9 b( c/ O$ u; ~sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* W2 b4 L+ T6 e( {
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ o& y/ r* S/ V4 i
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.2 H* N( ?+ X9 j; m0 B
, J; m0 _: L- F) C3 T4 D2 eNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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