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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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+ \3 I2 u$ g# L8 I; O9 F! P1 NOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl' O* ?% E0 L. o) R7 s) V( }9 [
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* K, l; ~" q0 E# Ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ M; M2 a* l6 i8 K+ e9 e) Uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) ]! V( K& L4 u6 [$ M
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' X! H- }2 s. g0 I. Q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
3 w/ J- o \: f- j$ |6 ]. ~sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had1 W" O! P* E+ J
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- t; b. _7 u4 m% N4 D0 `; M4 a
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ Q& `9 A/ Z4 L# G$ [/ {5 v! E( Z5 Z# G
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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