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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. . ]% L9 P1 J+ U: E' v
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale5 b( T$ S: J. E, u$ X8 h
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# \5 U. [. P, n Y
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in9 W7 {* X* s) ^3 Z. `4 `/ h
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!, L; P3 x3 D+ o& a8 ^5 o& ?
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