The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

5 c' m+ ~* s' @& E! fOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
+ e8 B+ X0 w# N$ Y) {3 oget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
/ f0 @0 S7 s  d) Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! V/ m' V' T& T8 l# p+ X' Wsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; W* `8 }. Q4 B/ k6 l  I7 j$ t" rhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 f9 |( K5 I2 c6 z1 Jsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

% \: I* o' ?9 D2 B6 L, JThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

# d3 F& L# f; L: l他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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/ K3 v/ R- M& C+ T  OSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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' v+ F- q5 c5 XYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
6 x5 V) ~9 f! S4 W2 H" dDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.