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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 9 ]: \# m$ m! J9 t* I! Q

) O$ M0 \9 O/ AThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale+ g  W& ^* ^# @, Z5 S) G. R8 M

7 f: P) @9 F$ D# q: dOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
& I0 z4 S- W* jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: ]- }$ ?- c1 V' F2 c1 z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% `  l* [6 b; r
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
# E4 G6 n: H% U2 b: Y; Z# g& `/ }get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ ^, x& Y, V" z+ zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched; ?- V, f# P; a1 s0 x
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had5 g- Y1 K7 ]! A% ~2 {+ m; P
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
7 M$ T3 S7 P$ Fsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 r- U: ?% u' N3 q  d8 ]4 y: fNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 M& B  l9 e% v5 r- u3 {
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
2 F: }# C) G$ P9 pDon't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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8 P! C" n6 n. H; KYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 / P% Z4 K$ N6 N9 B2 b: C

% \& @* u2 i: O& V+ [& W' R  y他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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3 {4 d0 |  }" x9 K& h9 XSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.3 s2 a, j. p, w) T1 T- C/ _

$ w" M  q2 H/ P8 o2 \4 sthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ! q4 U7 I4 p* H+ |4 G9 W: D* B
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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8 i* p; M0 t0 M7 R/ aI am getting married in this coming September.
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