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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 2 D" R. Q8 p4 q* }: f- A
& |: a: ]9 I8 F GThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 z: c5 i+ {" \$ D% W ?
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& K- j; i5 R4 }2 E. z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, _6 ?7 u( ]5 ?had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 v* H( a- r3 z2 L
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 Y: d4 a$ U; H; d3 o9 mall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% m- n/ r. p+ X7 m) E9 Q/ D) K! u- o
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ _( w( v5 L, b# q& H7 ]. Whigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% h( Q$ H$ _: D0 I# r
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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+ x- F8 j; R% l/ t1 i1 wNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 L! ^( q& s$ _/ K
" d% b6 F/ {8 y5 X3 o( |* HThe End |
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