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$ O3 G& {: n) q1 pWhy did God make mothers?# C- Z/ [" v/ G( x) W
: H1 a, ?5 q( v. R$ V k1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2 n- E) ~3 v+ O9 b
2. Mostly to clean the house.
; Q0 g$ _+ U1 I9 P3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? , @- b6 e; W* t; n5 E# t
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: n; |4 D+ |4 Z; V2 l: Q' M. ]6 x8 J2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3 ? |3 k. t2 u! _0 y/ _# t; z
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 3 c' L t! k: P N/ `3 `
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
& U& t/ A: h1 f7 w8 c! Q# Q# T1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
$ }+ ]' ?8 b4 ~ D p; `7 p( \# D2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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' C+ d0 e4 Z, i& {. w4 U( EWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? . y& {. q) ? \" c
1. We're related.! B! b) B' W% ^$ e# L5 Z
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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! c) i- |, d+ d2 r4 L- NWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
3 F4 R; u3 j# R0 f7 H1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
4 [. v' I- C; h# t* e, ]2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
4 s3 v, Q7 @% c# b3. They say she used to be nice.
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1 E/ |; j/ g2 j( h+ U$ A- NWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 4 o4 X* \6 d. w' k' v/ T
1. His last name.9 I1 W% R: A! ` s! e% ~& n
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
6 X5 c. w8 B6 t) q) h3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? Y b4 x: }8 U6 w/ A! S4 S9 R* \& @/ U
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 0 p0 p# ^- ~1 y1 z2 c
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
' ?5 H( U1 j+ x# W. E' T; `) v4 a3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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/ x9 @- n; J' m# s1 f. q1 CWho's the boss at your house?
8 M% k0 S9 U+ F+ Z1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. v4 @5 |9 W! i% ]/ f
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
) `/ @! X. w; u5 x3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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) K8 V* q' r" i2 uWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
& \2 h5 U4 L, K. x1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 0 @* w7 f8 Q0 [/ J x! K7 X
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
2 C( b/ Y, L( G7 k# g- @) n3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
1 Z; J! o/ Y d6 L' C' k- A4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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9 N. i2 a) R7 y- t0 O- \: V; XWhat does your mom do in her spare time? : f/ ^) E* _) `/ H* S
1. Mothers don't do spare time.# E- f" d8 N) q1 S
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ! ~. G% I5 F" j0 Q% l5 U# |" b
9 k2 d6 G2 x4 ~ ~3 i3 EWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? & s: Q: d6 I* f: y2 A6 ^
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.2 Y" V) _# @1 o! w ^7 S
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 7 c- ?8 H% M6 Q0 H' B- U
; v$ I* ?2 ], `! a; s) I2 QIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1 A' f6 I4 H7 s; z
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. * h( G: h( L2 H% V1 P7 ]0 w
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me." s; d* R1 y; @8 v9 f9 n
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. & E+ U4 ~1 E3 H# H4 t0 I, P
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