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% B( f- G9 I9 L; J1 p+ O6 I/ jWhy did God make mothers?, m$ u4 i; {1 Q& |# F* P
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
0 l# g8 L9 I4 I7 ~2. Mostly to clean the house. / x( I T6 }4 S* N) Q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? 7 X3 v. {( L# P) ^# H
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.9 L, W# X) e: l* S
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
5 U/ j( ^0 x3 A0 j y3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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% Q6 S: Y- ?1 {- D! d4 R5 mWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
. t5 v6 ?% h6 ?) O1 B1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
1 m% [0 Q0 D; w* G" \2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
! f+ T) r2 ~. L2 Q9 g1. We're related.
5 [1 M! g5 a6 |, o: q- `8 s+ P2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
1 `* N* G. H( {1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2 l$ Z, T0 W! [4 ?8 V4 r! s" f2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
' }, N1 V9 o7 B$ N- ~3. They say she used to be nice. # L3 d4 [5 p5 b$ Q* ?& B) c0 }, \
7 k4 r4 j" o- gWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? " t$ t4 C8 ^1 w( O5 Y2 g& ^
1. His last name.
4 n* @* e5 V+ F% Z2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 q* B7 _) O* j; f3 d( H' k3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? / a# {, E% {' T2 E7 |1 K
$ I2 u8 z! M- T( n# d- o- {Why did your mom marry your dad? ( ^! h P, d# M5 e, D
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. % Q$ Q+ b6 ^& Y$ V) @( ^
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. * \9 q3 M( Y8 F/ k0 q! b0 G! N; h
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 2 v( W0 j) V. |& w& J; e( F
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Who's the boss at your house? 7 L' [ |& x5 z' o8 [ y4 M
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
# |& L7 F9 N, X! L2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.1 z- |% _9 d- E9 F3 y; }
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
/ M# c' Q" k0 U! |5 [" N1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 L! C1 \" \- o: l# {
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
/ B$ Y" p4 y5 J6 k* a/ K" L% z( v6 Y2 a9 X3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
$ D. H7 r' g8 X6 n4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. l3 O% B+ ]: z' ~, j3 [5 J
) Z* C8 y) g5 s+ P; Z; h2 ?) K$ ~What does your mom do in her spare time?
1 s' w6 _+ L& O) P1. Mothers don't do spare time.0 V* u1 A( E U' b3 ~7 @ ?. P
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. . }$ R) }1 X5 h) q$ p1 u* _6 a
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1 \: Q4 E5 N/ a! r; B0 N6 Q
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
3 ^# R. i& U- e4 m& `; L$ N2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. , t: y% ^' A, W3 O0 p0 B
! t( {% m/ q" WIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 4 @- K2 R! O. P( s. n% H
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
9 `# @ k% g, v W$ d3 X3 a$ q2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
* V+ j N8 f S3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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