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Why did God make mothers?; I# w3 l$ p7 [# n
+ x$ G- v }4 `5 o, ~+ i( B1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
" |1 C: `% i& w x5 c8 @/ V2. Mostly to clean the house. 5 J0 Z1 D5 p$ n2 r6 t
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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3 d' u! I0 S. Y' f! z/ XHow did God make mothers?
3 z: p: R$ B% E6 K8 O, n1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.4 R9 o9 s( y9 Z% n+ J& _* R
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. r6 Y! @2 H" O! W6 O1 A/ H( H1 x
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. # Q; Z$ e* I) b+ z2 E( u
; ^/ a! c$ [; L# mWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
& V/ W6 }0 I: q8 A+ k1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. % H U- T+ f% C. `4 \; h
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 k( I0 K! W* ^# i
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 6 ^* e' E% |4 x# N' M1 i
1. We're related./ `# H' d9 {' O; l2 [2 ]
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
8 k, Z5 R- g; g/ K r. d1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. . t- s2 x) |* t0 b8 b( Y0 M% w
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. K6 {% E3 Q* \ F( Y
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
: x5 v# F9 B/ E J& h) J9 P1 R1. His last name.
! S: L" s m* q5 y2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
+ ]' X) K1 L$ x; k3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? % c) ]6 c' V+ \
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. , t* ^5 G m# U" X, |
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. % { x. u+ z* g
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. : f9 h' O1 i; g# M( |+ _+ r
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Who's the boss at your house?
% k" }3 `4 Q J1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 3 m9 |: S: ~/ e; _& t* m1 k" ^! a
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
4 @1 z. x: w& B$ i$ [; ~3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
; @4 g# ^( b, z5 J9 V5 a1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
7 E) f7 i- |% _& }2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.2 E# ~$ M! z2 A; ~" q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
2 P i* \) ]5 _4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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# K8 k+ M) B1 p! n A5 T$ @- H1 wWhat does your mom do in her spare time? 2 K' M+ A7 y8 y
1. Mothers don't do spare time." I+ m7 }% ? T1 e
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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1 r( S2 D7 ^# c. J! D" k! N$ C' NWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
9 ^+ \: [/ w# `- y( G1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
1 z# N. ~. p& G9 A* c) t) k8 l3 L: o2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
, ~$ K% Z# M; L. Q. o- S1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
+ [# t5 @- o) w: I! B) H2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.# x; W1 J9 h* V3 t2 r$ v& [, A
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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