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Why did God make mothers?
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4 S, d$ o# F" I" F' @/ }( f/ [1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.! ? h3 |1 [* {$ U* r, p" W0 e
2. Mostly to clean the house.
7 E9 x, g/ w3 N. W3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. " N1 o4 l8 M7 |( i, t. v8 m' X
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How did God make mothers?
+ p. e/ W4 h/ a) j4 j' }* r: B1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
/ d* j0 {- L6 b& p1 E2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 7 q- C# h( M7 Y# U2 E$ |# L
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 8 t: w& C8 {% q' e, L3 \( E
4 W* @. m( a5 D5 w a3 F" |What ingredients are mothers made of ? ! \+ ]6 ]' C/ y& Z1 W6 A
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. . ]4 E+ I7 F2 k5 N+ H: K- j$ R2 G5 k
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. " M2 F2 g) ]9 V
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 7 r" H1 N& T: m+ k7 _$ Y
1. We're related.# n3 P* b/ v( G$ v
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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( I$ T, m s, P$ M Z9 P% s4 Q$ hWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
. I5 _: N4 ?4 U. c/ ]$ D+ g1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
' g; L5 e- ^+ F5 }2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. , G1 h% |' A/ K* p {1 e* i4 a) |' j( }
3. They say she used to be nice. / R% N+ ^2 Y2 k% {. T
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
$ J, ~6 q: \. ~1. His last name.8 L: w5 N8 V. J P5 I) r
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
- }. N; n" q Q6 b @' c3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? + O9 Z5 H F4 C" u
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 1 x) ]. C- H( h9 K' @7 L
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. . J3 U. c/ W2 O3 X
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
8 [, k8 r0 h$ t V5 C9 B3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. $ T, w; q6 b9 Q9 I( M' N8 y
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Who's the boss at your house? # r2 Z, ^7 _5 o% V* ?; |
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. * d5 u* y7 { r5 d
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.- J' S7 x! N9 O9 w# ?/ n4 T
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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# A# W2 L x& e$ E$ [What's the difference between moms & dads?
- I" T- ^ ^0 _( _. V( H1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
4 @. ^1 i6 V: ?. Y9 O, j" z: U+ q. [2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. J: D p% |' P/ p! q( W/ j
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
+ c" v7 j. q; `- r4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 8 @6 N, N! t2 e% {3 F7 Q
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
. F% w6 d1 e; t' {: z% B1. Mothers don't do spare time.+ N. R. T9 [% _8 |9 t
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
! ?' m5 Y) E1 Q1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2 J+ T0 c/ O5 t) Z9 H9 P2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. : X8 C. d; `! g# N& a+ k; T
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
5 q# |# D6 ? M4 g1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 9 O: ?0 F Z0 Z1 [ ~
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.2 _0 q1 a' k3 A
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. $ [: c: s. Q2 Q$ c! l( N, a* _2 j: q; g
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