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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 3 g6 ? f, ~: P
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . t3 H; i* Q6 c @5 N8 t
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, 6 I; f8 J' i2 D5 i
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 W" F' m/ b5 j6 x4 J1 a
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 6 T; ]$ _9 m+ ^" \; s7 z
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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