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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 9 d! w- c2 k8 ^' B% `8 k& w
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 P/ P- G) h" l- q
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. : X) F: \8 a/ A! h: W+ r1 f) I
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" a7 g. E Q; O He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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. N, T, H7 e/ ]; h$ a2 e: t Her and says, 9 | K# H" u; v& i- S
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a * c, C( U( o. g4 a# x/ X
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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2 |5 I$ a3 _& a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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