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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. V% x0 e0 A: `3 _ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ' N$ \8 L! w4 ?
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9 R" @) A# O- V" j! z3 j; J She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ; Q9 t8 K- s# V _* ~
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to $ `. O- a3 N" X& m) R5 \- o7 Z' G
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Her and says, . k) G- N9 g: e6 z ]3 Q- K* {8 r
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$ `! J3 r0 j5 F 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 7 f+ U# J0 t& r3 [( K6 Z8 v/ T( b; ~; J
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / @$ F! T# \* e
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: h$ S# G! I2 \0 J# ` _8 i He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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( h- t- O4 {6 w( s" C Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) ?! h9 @8 n0 u
0 S$ a9 R, R* O& I' L6 G 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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