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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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4 C" b' R$ [, {( R3 M& N' n. {0 K8 gA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' + d: { ~2 e8 Q" ~! |) a7 S7 C9 Y
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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6 O$ x" F+ z$ w( j' ?* B. { Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 3 R+ _* n* T1 N2 W+ }" k; ]. P R
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ( n1 G' g# D- u7 n9 f0 P# D
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! T- G& m9 I5 q, C8 a He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( T/ D# ~6 Q% R( q" r. H; F; | Her and says, 1 ^$ b" `; J: {+ B! D7 N3 s& F+ g) C
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to , o+ D7 f4 P5 m% w6 |5 U
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 8 N9 J, h) d0 r! T( l: @# T; C4 C
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& E: Q: u H# u. r He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 3 o6 ~7 N4 Y( b8 L6 j
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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