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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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# N( @/ k& G7 @; |2 E; ?A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 o3 Y7 D* _, b) `. U2 `, T
( \8 \' L& q8 o/ b* g. P Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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! K8 O# i) i/ Q The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 i) T8 H+ @7 W. ~; v' X7 a) s
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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2 R w a% ~$ o( J1 e He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to * S3 K- ~2 `& W$ w. `0 L
, f4 j% t( ^7 m; E% M% P( H7 s2 R Her and says, - U. H8 P' w0 [
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, - }* W2 W" E+ J& x- {
2 y4 M' i+ \" j 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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