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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. . X" x! ` L( a
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' : {5 _- g+ D- J# _- U* O
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 0 [ _% q$ A( J( x4 w8 ]$ x$ a5 L
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# @5 }/ M8 W! o: U He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ! X9 m7 P9 A8 Y$ z
' q5 A$ l/ x4 H' r& C Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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$ G* a6 O$ N0 R9 L+ F Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 6 u4 Z: Y3 f7 I! s
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0 N5 {, \- _3 _; H6 L, @: j He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 6 W b5 _+ p# @8 z1 y5 V$ P
; P) M! u/ p$ S2 X/ Y; z- i g Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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