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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* ], F) U4 N) r% L; Q6 IA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' . P3 ?; u0 B. S; o6 o
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 w4 m8 }, t" ]8 f7 w" E# N
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 3 y: a. T! O: a
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. # q. z; q8 Y+ Z- F# a+ {# F4 |
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' h- ]" A2 a( F6 Z She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " q9 e. K/ V" w$ f/ b& D
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, 0 Q3 P- D% ^% |( s
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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$ A/ L6 a" A7 u3 h3 @) K3 u Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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l! L, ^3 h2 l' U4 U- Z# k) c He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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