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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 0 l/ \1 h& |! Y
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' " l) z6 i7 t) |& O+ ]9 F
$ ?- Y1 P- ?' {1 \3 w Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - z$ P- H& p( {5 Z3 Q& Q8 X# k5 [4 P$ x
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' : f2 x& }" A5 ^4 c* G2 D5 u
, t% i+ _7 h* E. `. [6 ^- k Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 d6 o% F; m- {2 h$ n
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " p' w1 h. u7 b, t. c d2 m! Y8 g
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 8 {6 D8 a/ \" ]' ~* f8 _* C8 p5 ^
# V0 n' I6 y& E) A1 k Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ( i9 J s- J N4 q; U6 L
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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) M# }9 S, g6 p$ O0 `# Q 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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