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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,' ~' v4 ~* f4 k) }$ b
) W+ s" G. C! ^* D8 d5 n/ q ALast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?1 Z ~( J; c% }7 J1 c% X
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Signed,
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. T8 @4 r. G. I9 ]Dear Desperate Housewife,! J$ p; Z1 P$ w+ K/ \' H7 z
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First keep in mind:
$ E- I, l7 Q8 ~1 }Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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' t; y8 i4 F( f# ZTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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* p8 h. ?) _# eIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.0 c" g2 h" b' y: F F
$ q6 O' u% C. L% Q2 PLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.4 c- b. J. p0 E% Y/ h9 V8 A. G* F
( V5 J! N% b- U: ZWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.3 r! [! g1 J8 J5 ?% I8 W
% w: _6 K" I) g% j. Z; h& A/ kIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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