UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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4 Z1 i& f$ _; o5 I5 ^( k7 OIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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, m. E7 ]6 R5 R; R. a) CWhat can I do?
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Signed,
3 {0 k) L# T2 Y9 IDesperate Housewife

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Reply:

0 y8 p. ^6 P3 [0 z! k  L$ K0 hDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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) W4 c4 S4 o* [3 m+ hIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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) t- s9 t5 R5 I8 `: ]But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

7 e7 j( x) j0 W/ cIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
: @% s, d+ R: P1 V5 ]IT Support