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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,/ X/ L8 u$ S/ {6 ~! ?, v d
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.! k3 F" [1 ^+ \0 F. m; [( r
5 l+ D9 r- s8 |1 pIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.% q1 N: z. k/ Q6 x# H! G8 i& V h9 e
+ m) V; c4 p6 L/ ?* ?8 X* F( q& ]And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?9 E5 ?. M( q$ y5 ?$ f5 C/ j2 k
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Signed,
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Dear Desperate Housewife,8 z7 L: U" Q* _
' {3 H1 {( x. p, u; F' JFirst keep in mind:* w- R6 Z2 _, i; s8 v
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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: o% z3 E- Q9 w. d! G$ hIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.: t( b& I% q2 m, ^+ o& l) z
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.: k' J" e! O. F- E Q& a% H3 g1 x
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.7 E- q, u6 s# O; H8 ?9 Q$ u0 I) F
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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: S5 t e5 n. fIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. ( Y5 |; v8 B5 c$ d
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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