English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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7 `6 [" \+ ]: r9 q5 E发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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4 N, X$ u! V6 [3 d: q$ G( {( i9 c  HMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
+ u6 d6 _  _; [- W  M5 rLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
- l; f+ o- W% M$ LBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
3 l* m9 p+ p- c# t0 v) n3 b每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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$ w8 H( z9 \: g; Z* Q$ xEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 @2 h+ `( P1 P2 {* ^7 J/ |再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) `" e) E' v& q2 P! ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( @: ^- w1 \5 y0 I6 {/ P8 j成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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6 P! n* s6 w$ U& j( d- g2 d+ {3 RChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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. a' ^( }) ~6 a# _) k  ^"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
& ^& y! R2 u$ VThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
% o) n- c% b- k; Y( F; S应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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- _  }9 K4 V0 [* w# U4 @. YGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
& ~) H9 E" ]" W神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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# ~1 e: R8 c: m+ ?The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

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