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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; o* \# v! @3 g9 }! d每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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6 g! z2 N9 B) Z" |% _/ ALove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" y; R) g( ~: k每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& Y4 b+ h  V1 X1 A% j) j" w& ^The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
! |1 K, u2 D! |$ ^$ N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
1 z* d) G$ O) {- L7 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
: Z9 b* e. t0 h+ V: Z5 d( A; dNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 X9 a  l4 U1 c4 v* J' m2 V8 X) j不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
+ J" R8 o, I0 U) _Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
9 G3 A7 J" H' l后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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% y8 W; f9 n+ F3 ^" G; u"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 m2 Z) v+ o1 N6 S0 ~. a1 g) D"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
+ U9 [0 U# G" E, `& m4 qThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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! q4 c3 @1 e' @- o; t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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+ J& V# Q+ O1 O: t4 v! VGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 U% r- m7 k; Z; C" X* ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。