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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法: a: W) }( E" w
* \5 P6 p! d) V* f- gAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
# p) q5 X" V) a隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人$ o# }! t( G/ D2 J( N1 F0 U( G, u
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,; o' U, D1 ?9 @2 U0 u; l, ~. t
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:* Z" M# e) _' ]$ a9 H
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"What are you thinking?+ Q2 x7 Q9 Z3 X( ^! ~5 }
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.& d8 H7 C, a1 \. ~ n, `
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
0 f6 i+ ] M$ l6 M; `* z3 S& {40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽6 L) Y% e5 h/ { \% p8 n6 T
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
$ v. p1 l" b+ v L她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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" @* j& E- @+ A0 |She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
, M2 Y, S8 w% Q1 O) f/ g她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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/ ~% t3 o2 B8 J) p! M& ~( i- a4 ^Women over 40 are dignified.7 t# c7 t# y+ C
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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- R) Q" [% R% ^% n0 b7 @; uThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera# j: _' I0 y" E) w- A1 }
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡5 X2 `- w J7 F2 s# {
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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8 k' s3 v4 c: e. K) _. C1 TOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you. z& `8 e7 E# G" B4 O& _+ i' A
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
2 _% H: b- f7 j一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated., _) E. j& \6 x1 @5 C! l9 I
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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( I- e- y8 w8 r0 L9 X# Y3 @You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.( G0 u) z6 z5 I o8 K
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔% R' w$ i) ?0 L. @/ Y, _) z
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,2 R, D/ C s5 ^# O
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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6 m! ~ L+ ?% T8 qa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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$ F( b9 v4 m& o8 |0 e5 OThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.% A4 b; C' v, r5 \0 J4 o
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋0 ^2 h7 I5 N9 S# J2 F
- |) V1 [2 U B. h1 TYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
1 }# n9 y: `: x你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意0 o$ M" M9 E. ?! w8 x/ ?
@ z9 q2 V/ w) ~7 \) {Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.5 j/ K* X4 ?: J# }3 a4 y% T
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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3 F& }1 E/ g& t. M2 w. \! y _Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.- ]$ @: `6 _9 e8 Z& l, o- @
40歲以上的男人呢?8 `9 y4 ]& z& U$ ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,6 C9 {$ M ?: q1 v
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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* S9 R1 [# f8 T$ w- mthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.1 x4 b3 @ h8 j& T8 z4 e
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Ladies, I apologize.
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t. V5 k4 V8 N- c( L8 z: vFor all those men who say,+ P+ r& O4 T) Q5 {7 Z- s4 `
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?6 M, ~3 i$ c+ N1 O' _
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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& y5 q) H5 Z6 d+ r% F5 D/ ^& where's an update for you.% S: l8 U, `$ o4 ]$ _
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage( t" ?3 r3 |4 S: b6 t K8 L
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
