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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:( Y9 e" w$ s' x- I! X4 B' r
: c' h6 P9 J/ c wAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.9 O7 G% h# p9 f8 w7 L
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人' o" E) g* G" o1 k P0 V3 @& S" @
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Here are just a few reasons why:
/ f2 J7 | g E; O0 `) P2 a為什麼呢?4 }) C) L& W1 o: u, P4 V
& |) ]4 F+ L, g+ q8 HA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
, p% N$ O Z; w* V40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:* O$ K! ?' |% p
( d, ]5 L. N/ a- I$ i4 f3 B"What are you thinking?
& V6 B" f( A/ [6 [& Y N你在想什麼?+ E$ t0 { {- p) }$ m$ H5 c" |- |
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She doesn't care what you think.! I1 a( e$ H- b
她才不在乎你在想什麼。5 {3 D) D) o$ o1 e1 @
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,' R' T7 }$ K* ]& n
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽5 I. Y+ L8 H( c9 x
8 ~5 \% J% c- J* c% u8 e3 j: y0 Ishe doesn't sit around whining about it.1 ]2 W7 w7 J& @( b7 J
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西5 _/ e) b% Y" }+ i* s
/ k" j. ^5 A& e' e3 X, yShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ V# d4 |! k" r1 W她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情- C1 ^+ f' N. _- n" O% R
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Women over 40 are dignified.( `( r: r# r$ D& G: Q9 X
40歲以上的女人穩重自持- V2 ]& G& |* X, D* H: j
) O9 E3 m: g" J6 iThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
. ]& p3 s9 `/ S/ U9 R6 ?不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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. @( X5 N6 P- ?+ p. O- E x/ xor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.; A, c8 n& a# B5 u& b X9 Y
跟你大呼小叫9 O" o4 X4 x5 X. c+ |) X: O+ [
3 o, p" y/ A6 q& C3 P# t6 yOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
! v6 _: D6 i3 F4 d- i/ q' v當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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/ g- J9 q. D. a, b4 aIf they think they can get away with it.9 X- j* d1 D' [) f/ K) l% X# W+ q5 o* q
一槍把你給斃了。
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; r( v5 r$ f" o8 O5 D3 a& `Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.& `, n# s; Q! ?5 ?1 k
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸): Z& H. T S: D+ `+ S3 L: F% ?
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 V8 _, S& L; t& n, \9 P因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味& k7 H+ E$ V% S0 P3 x6 W8 e, S# G
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Women get psychic as they age.
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3 h; t# i* E2 M& h8 ?9 U/ z& IYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.% w. M# @0 w: J: w& V
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔4 W* W6 G9 z q9 q; ~
, l0 u* ^9 H1 C2 v' |Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
- \6 ?. Q* `7 f- w7 e; c只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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/ K- T4 L6 C1 ga woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
- U2 W- Q) Y) q) J- N40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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$ G. [7 ~, A" }& Q& R% YOlder women are forthright and honest.
4 v( e+ D% H% D0 R熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
6 ~& }& E0 Y* |( a" E K e如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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0 A K7 R9 O& i, c$ YYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
! z+ f5 s* f: c& A你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意! V# E$ X% |& Y' d7 U+ F
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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* w. E1 T" r) r _' C* F) hUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
4 G: s* I3 C W3 P* E& ^, _2 m M- v40歲以上的男人呢?
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" X! y+ | p0 u/ H; h' O& u4 D" wFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
9 H3 u' P2 z% B" n. Q相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人+ j) S! ]- U0 e' J
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
8 V3 O6 A1 v, [ f厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
3 Z( Y- T) B+ G$ ]$ L; u女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,* m8 e- w- @1 k' L9 V
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
9 w4 ^* W6 Q( l& l; D那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人+ K$ L' d: i+ U) n7 _# b- P
\3 n! \* L- d( _: Hhere's an update for you.
" k; o" V% Q1 e" t實在是太搞不清楚狀況了8 k' i1 D6 e3 H/ I
' i( U& T# x8 _5 T% ONowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
3 N; g1 V6 C5 d( S今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚: Y: M7 [7 q7 w5 s8 u' L
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為什麼呢 ?: B# _, C7 k. X0 e u
+ K; B/ D! E) e; C3 t6 z4 dBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
+ U2 _* a2 I% _2 @* q% V( B因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
