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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:! V j" S; z% ?1 J
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
D$ Z k- I7 t F0 |9 D* ^隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人- Y5 p; T! ~, e, I! ^1 k
$ Q. `; N7 K% @Here are just a few reasons why:0 N6 C, a, v+ R) E) l0 C# t9 k- O
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
L. k& A& T- U' t. @; }40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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9 u n; O" c2 \1 _1 C: i"What are you thinking?
6 K5 F1 a. S# R2 @; ^' p你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
1 I) X; p% R' q) Q! y- u4 s# i她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
# G s1 v8 {) k! M b, H; u40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽3 M/ T6 l# @" _4 f* N7 O9 t Z# g
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.7 U& Z5 i4 v" B- d0 P
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西: e# w9 d, U7 K
- |, q; M" s0 k# MShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.. r7 D- \* }1 m3 G
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
" J, |, ]1 U4 ~2 y* i7 C# ^" u1 m40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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. ]' T: Q. H; g" v6 DThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera6 G& E% O# ~5 t# G' ?& x9 ~$ ~4 E
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡! `9 ?# V0 |- G c2 Q7 R
4 p% K. o, |; ^5 uor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.) s J8 [9 G( U$ `3 b! m s
跟你大呼小叫/ t4 |7 e! m, v! a
7 Z3 V; m" q: v' POf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
% q/ \: \% r7 M3 o7 Y' u當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地0 P/ u6 K5 N# }0 i& @5 n
' N0 r8 b# \* c4 v9 N! hIf they think they can get away with it.1 ? K2 @. H4 J5 Z
一槍把你給斃了。
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3 [2 }' r4 u( H1 j) P$ DOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.; g& Q$ R$ }9 Y* z5 T
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)4 b& [5 A: S2 F! d
0 D! D E1 u8 J. p! M3 o0 XThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 T; G2 i8 ?) K& ^
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.5 H3 F4 c% A* k" `( c1 J( T
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.5 Q* J1 [+ b% N7 E* t: o
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest." w1 V7 q8 s4 i x) U4 Z
熟女直接又誠實7 n+ i, k* b( _6 j6 E2 Q
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
5 L6 |( d2 M4 O* B7 h如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.( k! }- c7 O/ C1 C5 `0 J
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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9 f) c; B! z4 E) JYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.' e1 s5 w% q, i
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.! Y+ y" h* p) X
40歲以上的男人呢?* i* Y# k6 L. @0 n; {
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
. x$ {$ k! ~) Z! ]' l/ n/ [相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人, w' N# |/ p" ^' {; s! z1 S6 }
1 H( o" P2 F; P; Q; w/ Athere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.- G: A+ Y+ n. C1 B+ \' j$ t# t
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情" a- J3 c, V- d& q; q5 O( q
1 j$ \6 W1 l& ~3 cLadies, I apologize.+ v# a8 a3 g* z' I
女士們，請容許我在這兒. |- s8 I" b7 P j6 T0 {
) h8 \: U: k! a3 S6 T$ l' lFor all those men who say,5 p* F- P6 N- N: W# I4 ?! ?
幫妳們說句公道話:8 i! u8 j6 b4 j. @/ n7 X- K7 O* y
$ P# S1 B. r! l4 U( {! @"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
/ _ \9 D4 W3 R( x那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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: q5 B9 \# `/ bhere's an update for you.
4 D1 z" Z' a3 F6 J/ @# V& f實在是太搞不清楚狀況了. K9 }& w7 g, F0 ?' j0 }8 U
; r9 F% }0 i3 u' Q& vNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.3 z" O2 l$ @' X- y( w) j$ j# ?" e# Q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
7 z W( w8 x2 x5 j因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
