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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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% a! ]* S* y0 L0 Y% x; CAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
! b) {9 |" t- }4 n7 L隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人% \" @7 Q) Z# i3 ~4 z
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Here are just a few reasons why:6 A/ r3 K5 E1 ^6 i# ]6 f {- Z
為什麼呢?9 q8 _6 {0 V9 ] a' _( `+ M9 v
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,7 ^; W* x( ~9 {
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?& O* G0 |3 P2 B& y+ D
你在想什麼?
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% m$ c* `* _; S# a" {# fShe doesn't care what you think.
7 o: t; w# y2 ]她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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5 L: d. v2 [) |' ]) f, ~" uIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
5 y5 A' k3 a" x" i, W# y; g6 }1 P40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽# n9 U" O1 z; J) ]$ f
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
2 a% I9 Q4 `6 `+ d$ ?, |她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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- F/ ~5 }& ~$ J6 ~5 a* |0 aShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
4 E. W- B! Z: v她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情: g5 ~6 _, b* y$ s
: ~: E* V! A& mWomen over 40 are dignified.
, V2 w8 ?. X+ ~7 E40歲以上的女人穩重自持0 ~# U9 H/ l0 Q5 S1 e, h& o- m5 Q
+ ]3 x7 Z0 b/ w% L- L( K9 E% UThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.% P# g+ K1 v/ ]
跟你大呼小叫' L0 N, y, L( m+ k: M* h6 V
" a" k7 f: |& t% P/ j6 R: nOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you5 J" l+ ~# S% u0 g% l2 ^/ q& m1 p
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地4 M4 F- [3 [1 o* A
" `8 ?# p% H" M$ c9 K' WIf they think they can get away with it.
1 p% |! j/ ]" y. B1 [一槍把你給斃了。. R5 J7 c. R% p# o0 ]7 ?# t: P' F
& W9 V+ K+ T% a" |& K! kOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
/ X0 m" E: V: }) W7 s: z熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)1 i3 [1 @' ^& t0 a B* U
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.& w( i: n0 E* Q" u' h3 m, r; s' S
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.$ I. H! V5 i( ?" z, x# D. v) V
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
% N$ O' ^- @3 [你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔& j: b7 }( P* B
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見# K" @; u' S" v, m5 {+ E
- K/ d9 D8 Z9 a' a1 i# La woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
; Z# d' E( i- J4 s40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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# ~ S" @2 _, x! I2 y0 A* [Older women are forthright and honest.
& d0 f8 @. f* C7 i熟女直接又誠實
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$ o$ d& s+ z9 u0 ?# ~They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
% q7 e. T+ C$ A5 `. d如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋5 T" @8 a4 {0 K! u- g+ s) a% v6 c
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
% M5 D' G- X( ?* Y1 v4 c9 |6 k你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.9 X" ?. B* x9 U, U, P; W# M
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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1 T2 \: ~& a% `. L# QUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
7 r- _9 W+ j/ L o- b+ A5 Y40歲以上的男人呢?7 t. o9 W. O6 `& z8 W9 O0 {: s
# ]) W6 R- `* c' x* SFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
6 M! P. ^/ {8 B) F" L# }8 T相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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& E3 [( O2 @- s' B0 f r/ W* Qthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
& Q d4 |( C& r1 y \% C2 H U就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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; ^$ t$ r+ z8 A1 I9 Bmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.4 j. h9 ]8 s/ A* z2 n
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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/ G% s4 T3 k* ~! i8 E" ^3 o2 E: gLadies, I apologize.0 {3 V9 m2 q- |1 H, Y
女士們，請容許我在這兒, x) X. m8 j* J/ q2 w. S8 V
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For all those men who say,
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; n' `# ?2 ^; p"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
! a9 J n! t0 q0 \5 x2 o那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人% t2 z4 V' ~ a( X) a* n
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here's an update for you.! o* p7 ~" } T% V3 H) V3 w+ ?
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
4 j& Q6 J. A: J9 f) o2 w4 P {# |今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚2 `; x, W! z8 D5 d5 s/ F
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Why? E( t2 `: G3 M
為什麼呢 ?$ g% ]$ Z/ J6 b3 v2 [0 ^
; e/ U5 P+ V. ]" N1 X e( ?Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
