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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法: q! @) Q2 N. |
8 D ]! H8 w7 h& X0 EAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
# q2 \# A! K& F5 ]$ Y隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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: _, a- D# v7 y8 P2 S6 m: K! X5 @" `Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
* F' A( F/ Q5 L1 e3 r7 E) Z9 {40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?0 s l8 f% o. W4 X
你在想什麼?& O4 [1 p7 v+ n4 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.3 {( N) Z8 T& r8 w
她才不在乎你在想什麼。! r9 H3 t- j7 G! {: T; H7 f/ W
; q7 b5 c0 x4 T5 R' P4 X1 M% M% l9 aIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
) l# y' v/ a) `& k, T# C2 e40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it., N/ b5 E$ C$ e: T% x
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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* c2 S. X4 K m9 O8 A) j3 MShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
7 W/ l+ a+ m- U" ^* J- P她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情- E' @. S' U2 h( w; L
/ g& A# d4 \# BWomen over 40 are dignified.
1 o, {; R3 A2 ?' a: ? T40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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9 X5 h: v" h$ e9 s0 l1 w' qThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera4 T4 {8 b' o/ {$ p
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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0 u. P+ i6 b4 }7 nor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
6 n% t2 t# X) j. ^跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you* K2 R% ]# | ~, t5 D
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.& _; C$ N6 g# Z# k" q0 a. [
一槍把你給斃了。, Q; E4 ~+ I/ g9 a. x8 |; P. P
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 F* G/ R9 S( q
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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! {( _; d: E3 {( {0 y: MThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
4 g7 b3 j$ [# ^+ J5 D9 j* h因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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8 R; j+ H3 e$ jWomen get psychic as they age.2 \" E$ ? S: T
女人越老越通靈( k. ^( b9 S' e) [& Y/ f, p
& k& n8 d5 S* o4 ]You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) ^" c3 C0 l: t* D
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔, M7 e( F1 J. E" b( G( z
' `5 X$ ?- n1 g; Q$ H) |8 w r" AOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,5 K8 j: X! g0 I; }2 b$ Q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見; j2 i% y0 h' j4 ?: C' }
2 g8 [- Z1 N1 @/ p3 Wa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.9 i$ E4 c! u9 f7 j' j( I( ^* t/ U3 w4 C
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.3 ] l! \8 t% a+ B+ N( O7 x
熟女直接又誠實
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8 z& f8 G# Z9 T2 d6 cThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
9 {) g$ N+ t' b; \8 I4 w2 Q& {如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
; z; Q. @: a" G$ \; Q/ R3 [你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意. |# p# y5 _7 f. D$ n
: y8 w( e- n7 L# B* bYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
5 q6 s; C+ ~) r) J, w9 Q5 S& @, x40歲以上的女人有很多優點, J9 F" l) |/ w. C
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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9 C# k5 v, r8 X# ~& N, e0 MFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,. i- @, C: J7 l4 s$ y1 |3 ^
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants$ d' R& U& a" f
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男6 M {9 r8 i ]1 T# c/ }- @3 m
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.0 {* J; u, R+ S* C1 K. {1 m+ ]
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,( G, i1 G. S! y$ T' t
幫妳們說句公道話:5 Q- w- t! @3 p
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?4 Y3 O& [& _' a7 e/ L* G
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人6 z* u9 }0 U7 l8 g9 N
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here's an update for you.
5 b& P" y4 x, _- ^' C% N8 t實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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3 W3 h( p" y8 b n0 T8 O9 B! LNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
5 y$ v, L1 O+ x, k1 x) }今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
5 i; K: l7 p% l Z) ]' v" H% q6 t, E因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
