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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.3 h% n4 n, U! `8 w9 [. r8 i0 l/ h
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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* o! {4 V) u9 K4 k5 W+ ]Here are just a few reasons why: o5 Q% O- q. [7 J7 O* {2 W( y: H
為什麼呢?: H& @$ T \# w/ V
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
0 H) Y! x) r9 H& w/ M8 O40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
- {! T0 D- o7 {! x你在想什麼?( O1 ^7 e, z. S: }1 t
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She doesn't care what you think.4 G. P7 u: J. J7 Z) L
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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2 N# Z$ z! Z. f3 XIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
( Y9 [3 ^& d; M0 d2 u1 w40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽& \1 U0 B' D8 X5 U7 T
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
: R4 i3 L" A6 k* i! O6 s; b她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西& ]) h+ f" ~2 X8 u
; Y* H- e0 c- D0 hShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.+ b, D7 _% G$ v, ~! R
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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7 a0 g& X2 H' k, E! T* c# ?Women over 40 are dignified.& Z0 D1 k/ p$ K
40歲以上的女人穩重自持1 n5 Y9 e/ k: `9 d/ Y! o
7 n/ W) y" l9 x3 I' x( @/ _& T- M2 sThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera8 A- `6 e5 d' N6 y- x; o% ]2 K
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.# x1 w5 ], O9 T" m$ j* w& X5 i3 J2 w
跟你大呼小叫1 U: l# d: B. W0 c8 [1 M
7 t. }2 e( ^; R, W$ NOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
$ e! i- i% w; [6 i/ s6 L0 U當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地0 m$ z4 {% m) V2 p
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If they think they can get away with it.$ m! a, L$ Z1 u1 a$ P" e; q
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.- r3 @9 ~4 e9 I+ j! |: S k
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)1 s# _$ C9 K0 {3 L( J
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 {4 B/ Z E) y3 q- N
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味# P1 W1 Z$ K$ j) |2 y
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Women get psychic as they age.
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5 i+ \. d3 J1 M: }# q' A$ }% pYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
7 e% ]5 y2 `' S/ J你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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: G p2 J; E3 W2 T" C+ ka woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
: @ x$ F) W3 |/ T5 l40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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9 j5 A/ b$ F n9 o8 V {Older women are forthright and honest.
/ P8 s! `3 [ L' k4 A熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one., I, J# L2 A2 q
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ T# F4 v0 x4 `; A) K
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意+ L7 A% ~* D, f+ l1 @; i: s
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.! i$ H; }8 d% }/ Z* h
40歲以上的女人有很多優點/ e3 H' D# |9 t
o; [! S7 S: g4 ?! J# C5 RUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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4 L& n7 S5 @0 c8 x0 d& C8 Z, OFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
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: h: C- D- j; u4 v9 g+ ^. w& ]: g) Hthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
+ X8 ~0 M1 ^7 m8 b8 y a就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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$ a" v1 `7 f2 H3 T9 {8 R4 E& r厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情; }( N0 b. m) J4 V+ A# j, m% ]
/ P" |4 m7 ^. r# J# [Ladies, I apologize.4 L! {* H2 U# j
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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. d& [1 K6 ?$ V5 F; X5 F* \+ yFor all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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here's an update for you.* ]% f9 d6 d7 z. A
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了) U/ H6 g3 v3 }- V D
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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5 t* `. j5 w3 BWhy?
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# c/ B( J+ S" \' `( S! RBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
; o, G4 z8 `7 w' l# G. V' G因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
