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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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4 @! K5 D Z U& Q4 J+ GAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
+ i' }- p& U5 k8 d+ }: U隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:* `, P. @/ g% y Z0 j
為什麼呢?
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2 x" ~% N& u4 O. J- n uA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
" y! d. K4 u* j8 _: I40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:. |1 r G0 y# r5 ^2 l! G- P7 @
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"What are you thinking?
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+ \4 C( S" v }/ L# w4 RShe doesn't care what you think.' l$ n* m, F; j7 u7 p
她才不在乎你在想什麼。( J! v) v0 z4 K
4 s2 a1 x ^2 f& lIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
3 u+ W/ C4 R4 t% N40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it." |) L! q1 F( [& K% C9 B: c
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西( h% i- r+ k9 r7 S
& r5 u) W7 I7 V& v& PShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.4 q( i. T' [- E+ v( b
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情6 v5 r6 V- _! w' y( g/ m( H
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Women over 40 are dignified.+ r& o9 K; Y% Z( Z2 O; B- L8 @
40歲以上的女人穩重自持# i% g6 N/ i+ x$ P2 u- d. k8 ~3 N* B( x
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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跟你大呼小叫
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1 v1 P' x1 F* J, Q! N; R# KOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
% t- b5 G$ ^" F V* g; G當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.4 z9 K$ v* _/ |1 T# \6 ~
一槍把你給斃了。
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/ r- Z/ T$ N1 v* m1 Z9 bOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
7 r- n2 M7 t' s7 [. p熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.5 P7 I0 Y h" C1 {
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味& m! j, a% Y, _% C. N9 }) D5 s* s, l
8 G) W9 c" B: f0 I( pWomen get psychic as they age.
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" Y5 G o" y7 X9 B8 A7 [1 ?+ i& `, FYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.5 Q& R8 b0 |' @2 _ [$ k7 o0 |! r/ X
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔6 u( ^' ?$ ?% s" M. H; G$ P x% c
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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$ y6 M! C0 z: C5 O' wa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
5 K% E9 ]& J7 T40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感. Z1 n% v) C: l4 x/ t, e2 I* Y
" X- K3 z+ d) V5 { J" d/ z" cOlder women are forthright and honest.
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) r9 x) k0 ~0 I1 q4 f! @They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
( X" y% q4 M% x J; @如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋; y. b6 x; q) u r; A+ {; b
# K9 x' r9 \+ ~) a% ?You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.; B7 H0 m& j0 u. b, j) C# e
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.! Z! P. e: P, E' r8 H" b
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
1 o! Q* _, \) U' u相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
$ V+ _5 z* p. q9 n: X女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' T3 Q, n! [5 w9 N* H+ m2 G
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
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( d7 b. U& c& G. jNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
' a; o* v! r3 {% R! K' e今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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, k, G7 P: \& E1 J, ]; Y& aBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
, z, y* O" z* u o# b因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
