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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA$ d! r' u+ S {
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. & {7 l! _. O1 `9 G# m' ?1 Q
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
% d8 h+ p& Z' U) k0 U4 F3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 0 F; _" A: m5 }( G+ m) ~; \9 `7 Y
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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- M" @: `+ \% q6 a' L7 rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ; p5 T% ~+ }) F& I' Z+ ~
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. . t& W6 T: m X9 \7 _$ A- d
2. Ottawa who?5 j# {$ C# u; U f5 e+ r3 n- {
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. + l; F6 M' F. Q3 h; X/ s, g' r. K
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
9 G4 T0 {* i; T6 C x5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. / Y8 M F- y, D8 V) A2 S; }5 e$ B
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 0 _' K5 u3 G! j4 D2 u9 G1 {
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 8 T, e! X9 L; H; ?+ k
) N6 }( b- c2 z, ~5 [+ a U& \6 y2 I1. You never run out of wheat.
( O1 T4 o* r, ?2. Your province is really easy to draw.
2 S( r* f7 u) ^3 q, b+ J3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
5 Q$ L; ?. e# b1 ^, o4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 5 U1 M! |: h0 E1 m) f, ?
% E& a& g( f0 V4 N2 g. k1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. & r! t& Z S) b
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 8 p( D1 w* W4 D; ^
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
1 W1 a$ Z) R% P8 N7 C% r4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
$ [# f0 m; p" e/ e) b0 f/ \2 E5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
6 }8 ?) @, w( d$ k1 \2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
, T7 j2 p9 S- g p3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
( i2 R7 u: O/ v4 w( A4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable % e% ]1 n0 w) u/ \$ `/ j7 F& j+ b
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 5 k6 H% ^5 y$ O2 I" X; ?+ U
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. " Q- G; V# @2 K/ C' M. F
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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* N9 I# {3 H; k+ F8 A% z9 U4 S1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
) B7 ~$ p w3 n3 w* ]6 m+ a2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. % \2 c: }4 @/ v! b
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ) Z* Z+ I' @5 }
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 3 W/ r5 L, y% Q( k1 h- z/ h
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* l$ j8 _* z' o+ |+ u% g" Y( P. fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 8 ~8 v8 n c. l
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. / ?3 n/ B- P, `) z* [1 b" q7 s
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ( z8 c8 m/ o9 s' X* j; Z
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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& F( m8 G7 R6 |3 P7 [0 @5 DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND * Q7 U- {% S' V% ~+ y
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 6 S( z) C' C% U' V E3 @. B% }
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. I* {9 H( M# `( }
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
* h: z* {7 c$ `: ~4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." % g; n) s% S0 F: s
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
! Q0 e' d0 _/ b) O' J$ y$ [6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 1 K+ h2 E- P( W5 r8 w2 C# u) V
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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, U3 z5 {6 B0 ~( x, l: Y2 w9 d1 j1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
- o" f) j V% x2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 9 X/ U% ]1 y' J3 B2 i& v4 u: n* ?& L0 u
3. The workday is about two hours long. ! L2 H( @) |/ s
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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