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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. - d6 n/ p% h5 N9 d! I- `8 ~, f
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ' J' V+ s, k& o' N6 ~& g2 c
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. : ~* [/ J- R3 R, a8 F5 d
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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7 a4 d; t" ?1 r4 aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 9 P# h, V. h3 S- @) @& j+ P
{, @9 C, l1 W6 Y+ C) y1. Big rock between you and B.C. . _0 g* N. `$ P/ L/ A
2. Ottawa who?
- l7 Q4 N, D1 t |3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
9 X# M6 J; `& d4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
# l' T3 a% D" I# W! F2 p5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 3 `9 g8 F- y7 ~$ Q+ A
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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1 T9 e0 G1 P5 C% m5 a$ CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
" I5 `! X/ {" P! d8 h$ f6 Y y( P. f2. Your province is really easy to draw. % o" h( `9 L: ]/ t6 H: V
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 0 P, t3 V! T2 d( h) d
4. People will assume you live on a farm. 7 O2 P3 W$ Q# ]9 S( h. q* q
" V5 f( z9 q. @( ]* LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 7 p! N% m* D* c2 P9 p
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
$ x4 C; {. u/ ]- c/ B3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
9 N' p2 v: r+ U0 Z4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
& y2 v7 k6 \7 Y5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO " _2 p T9 W* N# y
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 0 @" E# T4 J6 X6 X
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ( o8 ^! h5 T4 t; Z' W# y! w% v' k; N
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
3 w$ b [4 A5 n. |! W2 o& i4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. $ n c6 e, M0 j$ [5 w, `5 c+ K5 i
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7 L: \4 @* C7 A0 B% }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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`3 a3 j9 K) y' k9 ^6 s1. Racism is socially acceptable
1 v2 H& U6 t; ^9 l& b9 M: F% z2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
# ~1 i) X) i$ y% b+ e7 k, E3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. & Q* b0 b" `' p$ g
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo * H2 Y" m! e: F O
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK e( s, S& b' ]& c' o. k4 g% V H
' j+ {2 e5 D& y) a n' y4 {TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 0 C n) P8 V9 y$ K$ h
% G+ L7 s3 _" Z( `5 @: R, Y1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
1 o" h- s5 X6 V* O6 u6 j P2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
. Z3 S9 { Y2 |( w; [8 _! K3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 2 Q! G+ t$ y0 h% n
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA . F2 { B' {+ |5 c* i* q7 ~: N) A. }4 Y
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+ d6 H9 u1 s" G4 [( M1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. & \2 l4 |" ?: U* r
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3 K+ i, P; j& V9 [3 P, o+ {& g' O3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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* j+ d4 a4 s& u7 g. mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 9 W' S5 s; G! j k5 ^, N" T) H
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. * y. B4 ]* X0 A q* @# d9 Y
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
. |: X6 k( B* @7 ]% Q3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 1 W5 R* i" W; y4 ?
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
/ U0 R7 c I( s6 d5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. & p$ ^& q' N' S9 H$ |1 Y
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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, }! _- ]- a5 w6 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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j! G+ D1 r# e9 W% |: Q+ \ g- l8 w: p1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
! K+ t( {& a% C" l8 }/ Z* `! t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
& G" }4 X% R* ?/ m- e* Y% v7 O% N3. The workday is about two hours long.
. G8 \7 ~! h: V9 H, {$ J$ w4 A4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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