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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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发表于 2007-7-17 06:48 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. . M* U+ Q: v. i
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
. Z) G6 H  L& S( ^) A3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 8 j9 z: ^; r: C5 `$ n/ c
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. # |; i* H+ i" h% i
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA # W7 @* _( }. {0 \* v+ H

3 s- Q( Q  ^5 ^2 w" b5 M$ V1. Big rock between you and B.C. 3 y8 t9 b# p3 r, T. o; O
2. Ottawa who?
% f5 h( S% _) o- G  ]: ?0 r3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. / D& j5 M% ^2 i$ }# Y
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 4 d7 S4 R$ [! N! k' X( |3 E+ P
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
0 \! R6 @; |- ^8 _2 E6 A2 k+ w6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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' Z* {8 q/ t+ ^) R5 YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 1 _4 r! ]( X. x
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1. You never run out of wheat.
5 u( ?5 R* i# Z) d2 l2. Your province is really easy to draw.
' N- f0 _( \- ?. N. N6 ]3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 5 W% t& h2 B2 {5 E
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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  K. `  S( a. g- D1 TTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 8 j  ^  d: A5 c, t7 f5 B4 r: \( @! c

2 H+ c& Z/ |$ [1 T% o1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. / q2 W' a  n$ p6 e, P
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 1 v5 K. W% x7 u  p% W
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. / `+ R2 l# e8 w& Y  N" {
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
# C  I* Q3 a, w+ \1 G8 @$ r  g5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ) P6 l- f3 s! K9 E/ q
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: L; O3 |6 B6 JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. % [& w8 h' f' Y
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ) I; ~5 t3 A/ ?) d( [
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 4 q4 \$ [1 L3 f: m
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. / X! e1 x7 d7 o' q7 d) i
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 3 u# u$ F  r0 h% v& O2 D' z1 }
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
4 n1 b/ y5 \6 c; @* e- B$ j" I2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. + n! B2 V" B2 u* ~7 C) h( b
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. & Y: h0 J& R$ m0 A, N) D/ d" F, @
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
* I9 }5 E8 d8 w  F: r( Q( @& lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 5 \  }9 _1 q2 i2 r. ~1 Y
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 0 s" ?3 \( \( Z8 Y' r" p
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 3 z0 C6 N5 c( E8 I9 ?9 n/ _  D
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick " n' r2 I3 K+ A
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA , S  f- f8 ^5 d0 }4 X6 F
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% F. g+ ?- R3 d- f% d1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
7 c4 ^4 R2 \2 S; a2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
+ T4 s# q" A2 T' P' ?3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
8 n4 ]: w$ R: Y0 Z: u8 k5 r* e: H2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 1 h- [6 [' f  Y  `# q
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
  i, Y% B7 T8 U& v1 N" S- N$ \& U  z4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
% t" O5 v+ S+ l4 }  }6 Q6 \1 u, P5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
! A- ~( ]# o3 S/ e4 b! J6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 7 U3 v, o# R* Q6 B7 P9 Y0 C
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
0 g3 J- p; `8 ~# J- w1 L1 q) X/ E2 o2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
) }/ h4 [' Q6 J( J7 z/ H; ^  F- q- W3. The workday is about two hours long. 2 v  T: k. Z6 N
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。
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0 A. o3 u$ [- z住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。6 w+ y* t( `  n2 A
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聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。* n& N7 M; p9 O! \# D" @* C

# p; m& q! W/ W) z( C: v  `0 S1 t至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。; e+ T# Z* y/ t/ x$ r0 Q3 T) S. X

4 m: R4 Y  V  k2 o4 d7 F' s6 h( s9 g如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。1 m4 x$ k7 J2 g# L9 _$ y

- I6 w; m1 `7 G5 `. b" ]8 C9 Y看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。
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, {& J& h3 Y; Z6 L, @# o2 c爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。/ t* ?6 l1 q+ s. F; d
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曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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