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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA! V) D& R& X9 n% e/ h, w
# X/ u0 a- r& q5 l' c4 F1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
8 o( q7 ]+ H7 q$ P. m$ X/ i( a; H5 X2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
2 |) z+ R* G* p% f3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
) e/ \. y0 B% X" N; g' S4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. + M+ S, d/ {8 ^" M4 i4 S
5. Weed
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: s% f+ k8 r5 x% HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 3 `# m. d& P2 l9 @
% n) w' E5 z |1. Big rock between you and B.C.
! }5 O+ X2 \* x2 X3 P5 N2. Ottawa who?
. s( R9 P- f) I# R0 {3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
q4 Z% r E1 j6 z, a& K/ s7 T' x# M4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. . Q* Q% p( q" d k* Q$ p: \9 `
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ! |/ Q; [, B/ m) F. I% ^( |% N4 r4 v
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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* m9 R! D1 {/ o, t ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN . {* A4 W1 ~1 Z% O# _; \6 ]" j
4 q2 N- k) J9 c/ w1 l; K4 ~, B: C- z1. You never run out of wheat. ' K2 o1 A6 d9 s0 |* p& U% v) }
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
# C R0 }) o* g, z2 G3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
( L2 H6 N" ]( Y& |! S: p4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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) j" [: d v" j" {. n& {) `8 R1 u) e0 WTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 2 z$ p% @# V/ B9 U) v/ H" T
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. % Q2 Y8 i0 A6 a+ N% e
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
+ v0 H" O2 ~# Z. @ ^; }4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
1 E6 ~% Y4 V1 h3 F D" g# s9 c( ~5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. $ n# R9 j& h2 D1 a6 ^
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO & T9 p6 t' o$ G- ~( v
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. ) f @" U: _5 z& e1 @$ [8 T# h
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
: Q- b8 M) A# y" |+ v( R& y! I3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. * @. A8 ^% Z3 f; W! C+ `3 R* u
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 4 d% V8 T: j( W* M4 }& G0 p8 E
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. / }6 K" z) O3 Q3 P$ [- `8 F8 M
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. $ {+ i4 K* r& t; T: I
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
; ]0 ]5 A& A% R+ v6 ?) \TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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& o# q; ~: @7 E z5 |6 U5 ^3 d1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. $ v: h% E& K* Q9 B! _2 q+ l6 A
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
A5 E5 a# N9 k, d0 s0 }3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 2 d5 c/ A) v" |. L6 k
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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3 }, C- S! H, O* m0 l/ RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA , c) N& e2 B: ^/ n7 O( x" k. B
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
6 O% E" Q3 e8 L/ ?! q" s3 g2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
: @; ^) d+ {, L- e! c3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. % K( s, O4 t6 y2 L) a: G* z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND `2 [; [* Q; T/ {
' i4 u9 n# {, l# l9 U7 N" n1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 6 J" @1 n* @9 |7 k
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
r7 I6 {$ t! z; g7 S) G3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 9 T8 L' ~8 Z8 ^8 r C. v
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ( [- `) M# t6 _ b) Y; q
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
. K4 K. e/ y- q) n) o6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 9 B, x8 w3 }, u( ^/ d
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* S3 q7 ]6 E; [4 Y9 VTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND * {) `9 v8 W/ z7 j/ S1 P0 A
# |6 m. s8 ?, m+ ]# X1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ! X& W% Z @. l, |. _* { W
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 0 E: n* v! `1 q
3. The workday is about two hours long.
' h& l+ h0 e; W4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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