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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2 K& _- v& I p1 U. X
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
4 O6 K/ D1 J+ q) V9 j1 g5 b- v3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 4 W8 l2 v! Q1 {# B) C% o
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. $ U2 g1 m8 c1 c' g' ^$ u2 O
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 0 c3 V. | p% _% a( X
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
4 R% A2 H, C/ V3 J: x" A4 E2. Ottawa who?
5 z; Z# J1 s, Y3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 3 \/ B) k& w. T% s
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ( t" Y( j# o( p
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. + f: }0 U$ _0 f- @) g. ]
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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4 w! [ T: h$ a/ l. V6 x; o" R& ?+ o1. You never run out of wheat. % i* d- f/ I% U) Q; M. D! v2 W
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
$ {, n+ b7 a1 n/ I' F- A' Z: o3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 8 V1 H/ h$ I) T9 R) ^
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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2 V% ~: V- }" a; ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 9 J& H7 x. Q0 Q8 o3 Q
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
$ i) w+ h2 ?4 O7 ] h3 x2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. + }# T0 v/ F s1 B
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
7 f: T4 I5 I8 C. r, M4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
* r; T3 _4 q6 F. J# I3 n5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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* t# v, T1 p" D5 L! N; mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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! h9 t8 D+ _3 G K V1. You live in the centre of the universe. 9 N% ?& Y$ A2 w I, V
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 7 p& @2 j( ~" a3 S" m3 Y5 Z- B; }
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. / h5 f. @' O( o! D7 p4 P
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. . S3 \& Q; m3 B8 l
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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. i6 |4 o- ~# V9 E2 b' _1 `" j& Y/ {1. Racism is socially acceptable # E, A8 {( Q% P9 m7 w' N# s
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. & ], s* J/ f6 W/ ~% ? ^+ J6 J4 b, B
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. " f( K( S0 z# l9 B5 \* j
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *- h0 e, L( I ^
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 2 `( }% _5 a f4 J; P! j
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 4 E8 b8 ]# ]: K8 p5 |
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
1 C: l% C o0 ~$ i6 |/ L3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick k: W. ^) v" X( N+ n" ]
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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0 T' n& v9 }: U8 s: O# ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 2 c& |" |% z) R8 r$ u
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
( H4 o$ T, Z) |6 H, P' S# _2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
4 O9 z5 H) N6 A" c9 G( F8 g$ P3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 8 K f/ A( h! r O; k7 M
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. * U5 m `0 I2 f* p
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. # w a7 }3 H4 H
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. % |+ }8 u3 z$ e& _* l
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 5 d$ T3 ^, ~9 t# h/ O7 k
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 8 I" _6 ?' O# r" g# v1 l
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. / F7 d! v* d( @% D* Q
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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; x, r# R7 @ n+ z& I t" b1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. / W/ P) G/ |# d/ K+ }9 e
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 1 x6 ]% @) g' \4 n0 ^& H
3. The workday is about two hours long. 2 | t6 z) N# F5 f0 ?+ g; x+ n
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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