Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
5 i5 @% O- S: w5 O5 h3 u$ A- R8 m0 h+ Ycommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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3 _9 }" d& i8 y1 Z' p) Y, R"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！