Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

+ x1 v2 `. e! M& hThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
. d2 G& Z% l- ^. vcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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! \6 o! w; X! W1 V2 Y"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！