Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

( _) Z! p" a2 bThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
8 Z9 d6 h( F! h: h0 ?) B: ncommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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! H" m) R9 _* N* ^"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！