新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

( G1 ~% {0 T6 `6 j7 h0 |2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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% _0 a3 i+ l8 o* t4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

, y3 p. q) }5 i　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- z- n, D  Y" b6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

. J( N0 V$ W1 k8 z% @5 l( [4 C% w　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

' a/ {" C5 |5 w　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

5 m* ]3 T; D/ _　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?