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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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% V @0 W& k/ I5 z% \3 m2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! J: n% j9 l6 P U; j3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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" k* J6 Y ^( [4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! k7 s" _; R* \0 {# z
+ n2 w. O! m# i2 P* Z1 R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * g( n4 Q& }* L3 ]2 i5 j
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % c' Y: _; b% s
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 5 z- W! s: K8 F
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ) Z$ J$ d7 }5 ~; e7 d; Q. [
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # y: j7 ]5 D+ z# s8 c. o( f" _
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. / W& b" m! P2 O, \& h
6 ~$ m. g8 V/ m8 ~. W 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 C0 N2 \2 V- h4 K4 x; _1 Y
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. . t$ K k4 B7 A. Z+ \/ L
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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