新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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+ r& `- {" P# S, F2 z( S# F2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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; f! d! ^. }, j) V0 n5 ^8 G  R4 q　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 ^5 g3 K, Y9 ?6 \7 A# i) ~5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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% t% C' }: [9 T: }' o　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ Z3 t1 |* P6 r) Q& \3 [8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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; c! u9 F6 O+ g: {0 E　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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! o( P7 M4 C+ ~- j　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?