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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 1 b' b/ L( M% D& q+ g
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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) x4 ^8 y- v, Y- k 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' N# Y+ H& X$ f7 c* }' x
0 E5 w* r) E9 m$ ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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6 y7 |$ E [! U3 g( p1 X7 m5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. " M6 t4 ?' s0 B. s) e0 J, R$ z
' ~6 f. }& M1 C E u: z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. + I' ?- @7 l, [: R9 O6 t
: [3 w9 l& }0 ^! ~( A7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 C3 P+ u5 _: j ]1 n: Y
; e& s, r0 ~' ? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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; g* j* ^6 V( i- @0 w) a: M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 E9 w: M% M, |+ _9 \! \% l/ O
7 W3 Q# ?: {/ n# Y# A" W3 U 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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