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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 4 a+ D1 E6 _; t$ `" Q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. : m5 E8 a$ x; [6 x; p3 c
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. R" i+ c- S4 c/ R4 C+ X
' a3 m4 a5 x8 s( @9 m* K3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 S$ X% ` g N* I
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ) {9 M6 u o+ X3 v
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % B3 h( ? w) V7 S/ U3 O
3 B- e7 ]- k% `+ D; ^5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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! {! c* U) q+ K) P u3 } 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . D- @/ I- c& S) W0 a, F7 l l4 @
- Q% f! Y8 Y4 q1 z# \9 }) W' K/ { 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. / \4 f, v" f5 \6 ]% T
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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1 s8 b1 V( w) Z+ m, b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 c! N/ ]+ p) T N2 y
. Q, O$ L, j7 K! O8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 4 J) k$ q+ x& C: b5 n1 ?
5 ?5 p+ l9 L; p8 v$ l4 o- s; N 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2 U* ~; u' l# A
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 U3 g! k6 P; P1 U
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