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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. & L* G$ t) f- [( u
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 6 |( K$ H* x0 e) B
/ k3 ^, G: i9 }0 x+ B* x2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' E, l' g9 `- j l5 h# `
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ; u" W4 z% G y" U/ k" V
" P. i( r. c8 m4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # A5 C6 _( J0 K8 h! [
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 1 m6 y# i1 _; w. G, ?, `
) }; \; L; I: a `7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. % v5 z1 s1 }; ]0 A! z8 o `
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 ~2 B) P- R, `. _0 E8 a) y 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. . P" ~+ j) | t3 j7 [
& [" D% ?7 p! `/ x2 L 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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