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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?8 F d, J% y4 v7 c. m; N t5 d
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; P& q$ i; v7 y' Z0 g8 a" Z# M2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?2 D# r/ [1 p t. M$ `; v$ I0 s
---incorrectly
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4 x& ^9 O: U: e) u! ~0 X& E- @3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?1 ]7 u5 |6 s/ ] O
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! a" o0 u) ~* l0 c% H
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6 h$ A+ H1 L( E, R. ~. M5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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) P8 C* F/ |5 i C6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?- G7 G. ~( X: ?$ x$ k# g
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:: N# O; j: @3 E x$ `% ^" S
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
6 P6 V- C# Z6 d# j/ J; | t2 ~ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.1 i. ]( `( Y; m: R8 X% Z6 P
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