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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?) y5 Z+ b* c2 j0 ^5 z, I, f
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( a$ C8 f0 E; }2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly? u9 A: Y/ L. D$ r8 ~
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5 r3 ]! `5 Q1 I# _* i( ^; D1 f3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?" c! [# s1 c2 r8 C0 @
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, c- d. t& g. z4 R( i& {2 [0 g: R5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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O2 s1 \$ O0 k3 m6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
# B! k! F2 A8 U1 M. C; j- p' K; N- J--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?$ _ {' h/ l8 X5 [/ Q8 b: j2 g
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' `8 x6 P2 ~" o8, Which is correct:
( B) X; H2 w+ ^2 V# u5 B A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
" d" u, K, [, y0 `; Z" G" P0 P B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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