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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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+ y( |: U. e. ~5 H2 D5 f. ]2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?* l! |5 P" |7 }, ^& z
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors? y7 L: w- L. H3 k
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# r5 h" `, K1 o7 z9 p4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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+ V: t% M4 Q. V7 r$ b7 v* g" i5 T5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?* l) }3 Y- [0 o1 [4 u
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- h y/ P- i) X& R7 K3 f# K; m6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?% P4 V m/ ~* k) R: L
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?/ p0 d8 A. \- P- i8 }
---- neither
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0 N$ L/ Q, F/ v; B4 O' J, T: J ?8, Which is correct:5 @) p. J" F9 I+ M
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
* w5 I: k9 H& M% [' Y7 T B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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