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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : @) S V( l$ V
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( c5 I: C4 B% v; I7 j- O
' ^# I- B7 Y+ @7 W ^) u One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. \, y- h0 q8 P6 K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. " a- ]/ }4 L, j$ `3 T1 D
' x5 f( b: K" p3 W& M2 t Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2 g# I9 i$ t8 O 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ {7 q2 [+ ?# F/ i/ }1 Z 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 / }+ X$ ~- H2 W. L
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 T `; s7 v- l0 _4 J
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 1 H( Z4 ?+ X' A+ C9 d5 _
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; b% z& f( g6 }% @/ l6 [; ~/ f 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ A# D! f. t2 k6 g# J/ L$ x Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 U4 e, g* y4 P; g% P" r6 W 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 q* d: o3 U/ e+ [
7 ?. F ^0 e. ?9 ] Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- _4 A2 S4 {* K8 S+ c" c/ S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. # K( _# Q7 M' v) Y u3 p
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
# ]3 d0 f& \ {$ j4 N2 l8 M 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. . \3 L! v" U5 ?! ~# J
$ _) a7 h# w$ i" }" \9 ]( p "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 [9 w( [# b( c( h "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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# E0 `7 Q0 p5 W% k; y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ' A$ H! l% s" H7 }: b. `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. & c" e$ C7 c* ?
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 4 I: b4 W; P1 Y: ]$ `6 l* Q4 V$ t4 Z
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. + [. Y( I% p y) O! Y
8 Y+ G$ v; \! W( \- T* X& H+ r- w "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 9 U1 z+ b4 N- L1 ]. D. Y& Q$ `
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. % w, ~ v7 W! z
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. , m6 R5 z8 x9 Q9 b" P
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 / @- P. o- |3 ~
8 B7 B8 C9 X3 ^ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 f( P) p6 m2 H. o6 G% G* x 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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) \' L2 e& F: A( h0 G. w' ? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ) w2 L( P+ r3 z: k1 s( V
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. ) X$ p0 i* ^* G+ R6 J3 z
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 3 N# G2 R. F1 @& z3 `' j& `# s
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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