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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.   i, o2 [/ M* Z4 {
  
7 U+ [/ K# |; k4 t6 q) e   One should love animals. They are so tasty. ' a8 p9 W! m/ b$ o  h2 I
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. , j! K4 d" ~5 a% S( p' @
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 v+ R2 S) `6 T) J, h# ^9 R; j, t6 v   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ) n. ^; n3 E7 r; t+ q! U7 c2 g
  
1 i" S2 j8 c" K& M, ^   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% O. k; Y6 x  F* c   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. / G. O  o' H$ t- m) _9 h
  
* l  G7 ]+ S1 z. k) m3 m' f* X   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # |. p6 A3 Q9 Q( |9 F; N
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ( e% b. C; C/ c" Q$ H1 y
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' i* _3 O5 \+ U1 s/ i1 j: S) Y
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. & [* ~- R. ^7 b  B8 P
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # h  j0 p8 h) A8 R& y9 g
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' s( [7 ^" `5 N  M0 v, }   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 ^, H' Z5 F5 b* g1 n   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / f, ~. i, l" x4 r( S
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
, N; ~' Z* O; c( Y. M# ~   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ( F' m/ Z; d9 u$ w1 s/ ~! s
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 5 v' q" E( M% x7 H1 [5 O
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. * z; \' M) }" }+ U% k! V2 X
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " $ P6 A) V9 B$ ~( m0 Z4 y7 M& u5 Z
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " * z0 d" M3 q; J" d( X+ W- r
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 7 ?' T, r* V3 d1 G. m
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3 J) h& [9 y* h4 |) f  F: C8 z   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
& \; K- ^2 Q& R1 O- V; {2 {+ f) E   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 9 z7 b, s0 ~9 u7 N% p+ _/ t
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
% O, A$ T- y: H* K" w   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! V. M0 ^2 M; T$ Z) c& Z$ K   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 3 H# S7 B' z( O
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. / X2 M- T/ @( r+ }
  
1 J+ c9 I, q/ Z$ c6 s5 u   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 1 Y' B2 }4 O8 w/ t
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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