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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. , L- Y4 y% w) F' O/ q+ a
* l" j! b* Y4 J/ [- ?# J6 u One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 G: H" d7 G) q! _5 x- c 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: V' I1 }5 f; q/ P U Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 8 N' c- O/ B" ~3 C1 ^
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , D+ a( a* q, B: k3 T% S8 r
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 : t+ M' t9 j8 O) o
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # o9 T! A$ D+ C3 G( s5 y& t
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Z1 @0 X3 o7 i0 }& G The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 n5 d8 p0 M: n& [* Z! u1 m
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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: ^7 {9 W1 H& s4 p3 y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ( V: B2 @7 L; b5 \3 A( O0 V* d
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). % U% J: S; L7 _
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # t- S4 X, E/ V
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! r4 l6 [- ?! z# M9 I' J t 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 3 z+ w, t) r' S: Q7 a4 j
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% g$ w3 C( w1 J1 H/ e 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. + F3 U& z2 Z6 N' P
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 9 @2 ]2 T. b3 t$ f$ I1 r
/ {8 E0 z; t* s) `& M9 H There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ) |- Q3 h: G/ |3 K0 @4 L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. / z0 J/ A: a! S8 E3 v5 ? `; E
6 I0 H. j- z. W3 T' u4 m "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 4 S- `' q+ c& w e$ d
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 9 E: X0 C% H+ {( w9 D' `
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* m0 r: v- _: }6 A$ @ 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 l4 e% S8 C3 [0 e5 x: s' Q! g$ H 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 1 f) F9 E1 A" K0 z6 N7 G" w* L
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 S0 ]' A6 f* t, g( G 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! # a( y: `( ]8 O
A, }9 \3 J! C8 g& ~ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
: r3 \2 O8 p. b 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 8 A0 y% N" J9 o6 E
$ _1 }1 @5 `& P8 G1 c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 }. R& W( y1 k7 @3 c% ~ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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