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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ; D' \; h8 L# _! m
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
2 Y% T4 j5 I1 g7 w* C3 x# E8 `9 l   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
3 L* p  @6 s1 ~+ X   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - d- r3 x2 E' ]$ [- D# y
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   \4 N! A( B. s
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 - x" E0 E9 A3 v3 p: \1 s
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
; P% a1 a- g  ^- A- K   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : d  c8 Z3 E' |/ J0 h0 f$ J
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) x! L- V6 Q+ `; U   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# V$ _5 L# [7 Y; C* D' F, ]: c: X7 |" G   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). * e' d6 G. x8 @/ j9 i3 R
  
$ o0 F$ ?7 P  @& f/ T5 K$ W) w( u   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ( Z5 l& m2 f& V1 r. v1 V, a8 Z
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; X5 I# S# F9 R5 t1 s  R   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 R% u/ u9 i+ \( k   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 4 N& C  l4 s: o7 X) o5 _- w
  
( W. G$ T/ i: Z# T" V5 N  `   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 2 B* Z4 K  b, z$ S9 n/ q1 l' i1 ?
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3 \: y8 i0 ^2 l! i- v1 B' P! R/ t
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. / Y8 y, U$ S( \# U+ h5 x8 o
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 1 n: j& o' G: B: O: m, k- w: [
  
" [! Y! n# Z% m/ J   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. : @* \$ H  p* T. c# M, G7 l/ m
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 8 k$ R+ w, ~  ^
  
- _5 q# i/ E2 q* Z' k7 D   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " $ f  P+ a" F0 e
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ! E3 ~# C$ J9 M8 H2 d
  
; v( y9 _0 v4 [- f8 G8 D   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 W* c+ I) x; g/ V$ f   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. / f& u# z* c$ p

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. - t1 ~# ^: ^, k
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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6 h7 D' b) F0 E6 [- k0 ~2 W   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 2 F$ z; s' \- x$ e( E/ k
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ( M' p, y+ N* W6 G  S$ j0 T0 t9 G
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+ F1 V$ H$ K4 |( k& h* @   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. " _: r/ ]$ [5 _' [1 Q
  
* G0 M7 z9 S( k  P) H+ J   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
( ^3 y0 |: g9 @. p; N   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

WONDERFUL!INSIGHTFUL!HILARIOUS!

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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