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4 z; C9 O/ U4 ]* J; O( @话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。% o# }: J* k: Z6 {
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?: [3 i! B" d: L4 U& D8 g
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
5 N3 J+ X1 t7 B8 b# i3 q. W3 f8 VChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
1 ~: w) U; n8 m& `* MPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!% L: u0 e- A! Q8 G8 j8 e2 M6 L
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?+ J% C2 B2 x" ~
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
9 j! V8 j* c6 b+ eChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 \! p8 o- U8 RPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
7 s! M' |- \6 hChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?0 x7 v k! B4 ~+ ?9 T# X. {* }
People: We’re the imperialism now?
# E- ?" H9 [4 v# c, h, B9 YChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?& O: y( e- K( J2 _/ C7 ~, y
people: It’s in America now!
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8 q5 O$ _* \8 a* N$ T来个对照) g8 u7 X! [+ ]. W$ r4 \9 U
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗) T# p! C! {2 |; m/ K p
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢6 X) F" c( _; e* r( d
毛：资本家还存在吗, O/ \" B E( i1 A$ m3 l
我们：生意都做到外国去了6 t$ C0 A+ Z. W* i
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗7 o) S( I) s5 T4 O8 b
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了7 N6 [% m( R( I0 G# P
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) ~9 b# f, l8 S9 ~/ v3 e# m- g& @我们：他们自己解体了+ o& ?2 Y- y- k! h+ r }
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 T8 Q$ S+ b8 H9 A. b9 j- R我们：我们自己就是了 _3 T8 r# r; v' ]9 A8 A' b5 V0 n
毛：那我的文革呐& n$ ]+ w& n; Z: Y/ N$ L
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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