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4 c, `3 W9 `2 q4 y; H' ?( P8 i话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
% e2 f# N I; i1 D1 ~. l4 aChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?$ {$ R% T. U" i0 o3 Y2 a9 N
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
' N5 R5 L! J1 L6 p4 G. y, J2 U0 j- _Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
7 p- O, I+ p0 x- O4 TPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!$ {! M/ I: x+ c r
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?, x* h9 M1 @& e1 x9 E, b8 b* v
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 J! G6 u) ^8 L& P" o; c
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
% i3 i2 q4 F c# w. M) MPeople: They dissolved it themselves! \ f+ D" v0 b' I
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?5 g, w% w% z$ v) R
People: We’re the imperialism now?
0 ]' D) X4 c6 P1 Q. Z7 ?. R7 K1 \3 sChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?( E8 O1 C( T& J* d z
people: It’s in America now!+ c% G/ H( C9 r' D9 R! z' w- T
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来个对照4 H5 Z# u; h8 T& ~$ \# a9 K s: g( k/ X) B
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( a+ p g& i6 X' v& X我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
e0 m6 `# n0 t0 x8 A: ~毛：资本家还存在吗6 N; j0 x j# y+ \" w- J
我们：生意都做到外国去了
4 G. N7 L/ A' x9 D' P F毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗0 b4 `8 ?; C1 F1 I. m
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了+ D I+ a/ Y8 a
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗6 Y* ^9 \) s; a1 W2 C$ X
我们：他们自己解体了# }& n; K( m# f3 J& I
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
6 U# Y& j3 X9 H& k! B我们：我们自己就是了+ Y% c- s$ @3 F" X
毛：那我的文革呐& |2 x) ?, A; d
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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