毛主席问答英文版，

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3 w, W5 z6 ?( z1 D话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
/ ^6 n3 y- X$ x" i& V2 |People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 w: b( x( K2 t# K' d) eChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( \4 m+ \9 y1 N. qPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
3 ?* S. V5 z: {* {' rChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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% f+ X* v" u5 z9 [6 A: h  E来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
' Z( R3 n) `2 H/ _6 L1 j8 B: l毛：资本家还存在吗
0 _; G7 C! \& k" x0 H; u/ k我们：生意都做到外国去了
) |4 ?0 ]# e7 S# L$ k毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
' ~9 y+ h2 k* ~: b8 K8 _毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, a+ M3 W2 t! {. h/ L9 |8 ?1 ~我们：他们自己解体了
$ l0 a, ?* D& h3 m+ j0 B毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
2 \1 a5 a1 R, ]# b我们：闹到美国去了