毛主席问答英文版，

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* o5 b& v4 _& o+ _- |' ~话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
# v2 B; t* N3 ~3 M$ NPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
2 O( C& o5 m. s8 ?People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
% F0 j! K* |3 J1 \6 w, c/ h' T' vPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
# e. n/ ~6 b" v3 ~4 l5 S1 g6 {; VChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
& [2 m7 W" Z3 _# V0 ~people: It’s in America now!
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/ @' @2 k( F7 Q9 Z2 {1 V来个对照
7 t2 k! p* o3 U3 R毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( u: ], G# d' t我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
% O! X7 L2 B: C3 F5 L毛：资本家还存在吗
& r+ |- R* d9 q% l我们：生意都做到外国去了
% p" d6 [% k3 {, |: f  w毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
# B: B" N& K3 m; N% O) A我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
4 |, B& S# w% n2 O; S3 H毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
3 f7 S7 {* I) W  ]我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
. \. G! `% g" N# i: T* P毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了