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5 _& V/ i' G, ~; x! e. Q' c话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ U+ ^4 s7 u/ G5 ^: l, ?) Q
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?% J" H* @$ W6 I. m
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!+ s: |; S4 M2 p8 K. C& P7 n. @
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
8 g" H1 V- W' J7 S5 w" rPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
8 K3 a2 c P( bChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?; j% D; o: Z7 u8 b
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!% o9 j2 P4 O' G# g. t
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!* I. t7 r, D5 T) v& F# _
People: They dissolved it themselves!
, s7 b9 P, ]( WChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?$ m# F5 g- w, u* z5 L3 _
People: We’re the imperialism now?
5 l6 Y' m6 Z- Y- p4 v9 }Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
7 p- w# R r7 m" J- d9 d% f9 Hpeople: It’s in America now!; }# S e; B& R ^9 C+ j
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来个对照2 h' I P' Q2 B
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
6 @9 F' S7 | y( H0 b( S我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ N( S# l/ P, ^5 O7 o+ Q/ I8 w毛：资本家还存在吗7 ~, h0 P; U+ l5 F3 t
我们：生意都做到外国去了
, v& K' K# x. y4 U, I2 v毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗. F+ V# e0 | Y, a0 Y" C' z4 o
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
$ |9 b( i- [& y/ l6 L% u, M8 @毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗- P- v, s" D( b1 q0 B
我们：他们自己解体了; e! G6 [/ f9 w L6 Q6 [) b
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗, Z9 Y& v1 p% @& b+ s& |# ]
我们：我们自己就是了
# E! K2 O0 H- k3 [ e0 O' K' V毛：那我的文革呐6 @# ]+ D0 t; s ~5 [2 G
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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