什么意思？加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

Elicai

Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  

8 y+ C: T: C. @不懂。孔夫子说过？

youngguncn

这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
孔子说过这些，老外都知道，你都知道吗？
5 L0 V) o4 I# w" V8 j" x; `Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  
/ L# V8 r: d. ^Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  
5 l1 }8 {; b2 ]$ r! P, RConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  
9 m+ \6 i: ^8 O# C& v6 TConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
* O. g$ K, R" @4 g' f" G+ YConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  
0 U, D; X6 I- ]2 rConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  
6 q3 k2 s* m1 n$ }- aConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  
) l" j3 F9 {2 d) W( q. ~3 B2 `Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  
! {: Z0 n# [0 _" L4 q( z" rConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired  
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  
- D) ]5 D1 w& o8 i4 BConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  
  z2 d7 p+ i1 l4 zConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  
; J/ f0 O' V- n) ^) j+ u/ uConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  
# f/ B# k3 K2 T" {1 W' n$ X4 c  i" OConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
. y5 [2 R, M- \! w/ \Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  
1 W& Q3 a$ z4 B$ k6 |& f, mConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  
: z) `3 x, `8 \- |  s! F. {Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  
8 d- a2 x2 u& w, J4 ~- K$ x, U3 FConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  
3 o- ~9 F- }* s+ j7 Z2 |Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  
- l' q. k# }& z! @Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  
3 j; M( g, x) f4 m& x* H  qConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  
8 Y( p& H# a6 R; H0 i1 S$ A4 O- uConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  
! }/ D  s! Z5 q+ Z3 _Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  
) a; t+ j7 }9 ]1 ]; A: gConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  
9 k- b. {8 T3 K1 }Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  
" s' v4 A. o) qConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face  
5 G& z/ C; W; n  LConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town

Bluesky_AL

三思而后行

mch885

子曰：“屎定了”

youngguncn

Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55
* N7 h7 X% n! w, E2 p三思而后行

3 T! b( w) c; E, q真的假的？好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道，这雅是完全不沾边。