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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
# x2 l: y; d% y: L9 e' v% w孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
9 k9 F5 n/ |, E9 M5 p9 Q. s( ~Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 4 A T; ?( Q v- a- A/ ], C
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
3 M! k+ X& t3 \4 A# c$ r1 u# j/ ~Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk : l: ^8 m7 _+ Q* O& `+ U; o
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
8 T9 Y" J2 ?/ Y h* ~* `8 V. iConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ; I3 ?) Y: u0 s
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 4 P# w' t" D( R- Q+ V$ P* v
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
! \4 U( Y2 n# d9 T) M+ r7 hConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
+ o9 b" y& M' |4 eConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 6 u" Q& D8 A$ ]
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
7 Y/ K) T: j: P" CConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly * ^! t. v7 J: b! C
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on / x# l; m- A! i8 c: {/ i+ Q' E8 y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, \ F/ ^8 \& m1 @: ZConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ( j- T4 w3 a' f% p+ c" Z
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
0 K5 y5 S, \1 q( x, oConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
9 B2 x& B6 W8 h, n5 ^Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 5 J( b. w% d- D; p8 d; B/ e, c) s* [7 Y
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
# L( a+ P! b: e* `1 S4 WConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist / m% d# \4 G) h6 Z$ R2 Q3 V
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
, P {& K6 l1 A3 i+ R& O) VConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
/ }! }* d( Y& f4 Z. AConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ( a1 x: B. c9 u! ~# O
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
5 R5 N6 g3 A6 f6 O7 Q. K3 u6 hConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
! T& F; H* ]. l/ v8 |3 p( l9 cConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
5 K1 I# } {" z; B! LConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
3 N7 o- Y+ g+ G8 C; v7 KConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
1 L) f1 j" H- e4 v9 D% BConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ; E: A0 X* T; h5 h6 \# P! `
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 l: t; x, G0 mConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ) a1 z) w- \( M
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ k9 |1 _1 M5 Z7 F5 r2 I
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better " Q6 c& C/ { @9 O8 f
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
# V% g* r* }1 u7 Y- \. [: HConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 0 k% k# E$ ~4 C- k0 H3 n
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement # U" X9 P% z! ~0 v
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
, K- U; [1 z* a6 @+ s7 hConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
* @, w* w6 ?& _0 u! j4 {4 _" SConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 6 _+ u1 e, R8 Y! S
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up % [4 y2 G' g+ M+ M% \
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion b+ f& \! ]2 | o- j$ ?5 p
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ' a+ m/ S/ D" p, W
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
) Z$ g& j5 o8 i* ]; ]3 P% {Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
. [1 p; N0 y( k: L8 f7 {Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
) H9 U( m( E3 F' `( L4 l& X8 HConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 5 o* t/ ` h8 o
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit / e& x" x$ H1 i2 Z, ] v
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 4 @3 g" [. f) s: n
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
- F! G3 _3 U6 J* f3 I8 Q! IConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 0 R: m6 L4 {: ?
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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