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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
6 x* V/ i N. ^+ b, ]0 k孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?+ p k f3 w9 n0 O# G$ s6 ^
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
5 ?$ `) n$ y: J2 fConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
% T9 z+ Q7 y" |Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ; _5 y% C* m; j, u
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
& e- W# m, ?: P: ?( JConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
4 I6 X- T0 ]% h9 WConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
7 ~7 w$ \% T: W, V* @2 o* @Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night / I. E+ J+ H8 [
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 2 w) [6 k+ N- v; K/ q! {, `
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
+ h% Z; D( e1 j, c7 ~" d' lConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
) _' L2 e2 _- [0 U+ b) M9 A# jConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 8 u U# ^' a7 V# e* _% s1 r
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & {' c7 p4 ~9 b+ F) s! |$ x
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 3 m$ L, Q, T. ^0 _0 E: ?
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
! P7 g' M' M# g; A5 C6 |0 KConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 2 T) O7 p/ F# @+ U. y) P
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ! c' b$ K0 G. }
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
# m: @1 c; `4 D& H( X: V0 JConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
3 z; Y* q& @ i3 \ \Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist . E1 z8 h/ N8 s! z6 o. a( J
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level : I* A3 s5 D2 s; m) j. E" d
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
C3 i& p0 E; BConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ! d* Y P0 a/ O- i* ^
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 6 _0 W9 U" r" ]
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 R$ I" h( R. x( S( FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
1 B. A' r- Q1 `& Z7 O* UConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 4 [* u7 J8 F9 x! q, _: a
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) ?6 F; E: S3 I
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
4 z' g. D! A* |/ A/ s. b" EConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ! [( H# C4 K& L
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand + ?0 k1 [: x6 u7 |+ M
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ! Y& z5 l; L6 S
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. F, @1 S+ H! Y% @5 [0 i) SConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
( ^. N7 s, [3 u, u- ?3 u) A$ tConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
# @1 d; W4 S) I6 y% ^: T2 [' @Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
3 G1 o, g$ d0 \5 {1 _- x$ `Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 U8 j* r& \/ \3 W+ \2 c" E6 wConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- R/ P; `, y' u: C0 A7 g2 b6 c2 hConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
& d4 L7 d5 j ~9 ?6 H2 b1 UConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up , @, A' @" r' v: R
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
5 x) J: W5 _+ o: J" q. ]% zConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
1 s& _! D8 N7 F! qConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) I, ?0 C. A$ }. C6 e0 ]
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
7 s$ Q }4 F0 |5 pConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
1 f/ t, c9 r4 D0 SConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 2 g, E8 V+ Q! F$ }0 r
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
/ @, \8 g0 D' W s' d3 @Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth , p' q- Q' u/ p1 B/ F
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
N! m+ D1 N% yConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
- F! f2 Q' i. K" f9 J; G2 ^; h; sConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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