 鲜花( 79)  鸡蛋( 4)
|
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
7 y8 @- S C1 c) E0 C孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! m6 K4 S; d4 R/ zConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
$ A: e- x9 R% T$ }0 |1 C. G$ ~' JConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 7 K( w2 m8 i) A* x
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
, X$ V/ D( H% ]- W% }& Z8 S. h. VConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it - g# a, K& f6 S7 m, o+ l" Z
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
( x2 P3 E1 i$ f1 x1 J; VConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
( `; F u. X, t3 g! s1 v) C2 g1 ?- kConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night : n) f8 [7 f4 V/ G( T
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 3 g; H* m, o, U
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
$ \! R2 d7 e. V; @ N+ LConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 9 r& [' d5 @/ \' u* y) W
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 h1 L9 g0 a% R7 t; f
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on , M& s" l7 K+ D T5 Q, K0 u; \
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
/ s) t" t* A1 ^) N5 ~% K: X. eConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
' a) z( V* F; P$ XConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ; [6 o# G: x( o5 S
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
2 |6 Q, C$ _" ~( G% q1 z9 OConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
! E" @; m- U' s& F5 G3 d; nConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
5 q2 N5 I ]; q+ f0 ?) NConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
/ d5 Z8 C* n+ }2 ] E# |: pConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ! T) X% M0 y6 \9 N n
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ( M1 D2 Z+ s3 \! ^8 _" N$ t/ b
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
- q. C( T& P3 A8 j( k- b5 h! C/ dConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 2 s3 M2 X! p0 p6 {2 X" e- Y* Y
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 O9 k6 C5 u. FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
5 D+ A# M; O3 F$ ]( N, LConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 8 X, |6 e8 S- S9 b' [6 W8 X
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 K7 P) v! e. s" |8 u. Q/ B$ Z
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
: Z; B; W; |6 c6 R. Z+ j nConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 9 c, x! ^3 }, b) _
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 0 B6 \! e) O1 I, |8 |
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
( O# p! c1 P1 I3 _* k# B3 w3 E& k* h1 s3 hConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
3 X! o1 G& n# M4 {# R3 cConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
2 o$ G4 M+ h# C0 K( G* IConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
" P2 U$ k, m3 L) K7 y1 yConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement " k/ M+ s$ R5 _2 `0 @
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ( c1 F7 I9 x1 a7 c
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
1 c7 O+ c8 t- N4 _Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ( l+ F% z: x+ r) u
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ( ^; Z3 f# S% H( [0 a/ A
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion $ n) x& f& t. N6 P' a
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 3 Z' w1 T- v# E* R) G
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
4 f& w# C8 i" qConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 3 o% n; R( y4 x9 w' j8 k1 c3 ]
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 L- ^- _( }# ]Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
2 r& k9 N, Y2 cConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit * j( [/ X# z4 L; @
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ; f2 O: q$ F; z
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
]( V. Y0 M5 J8 J* \' o/ f6 g+ gConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face $ H9 a& v3 K% ]7 n
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
|