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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!* Q9 t5 M( S: N# a
) x5 ]3 g5 j" p% [ I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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2 l: H, P; Q- z' i A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.: ]* {6 }) T# [& A
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.1 G% g& X& F. i
7 r, f2 O/ s# @/ r2 D& c9 ^$ V7 x Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."( Z1 e& j( `0 L& m% }- p
" [! j" S7 J7 z! ~: L) f "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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5 K, ~/ N: P+ ` What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?4 |' g1 { W8 Z& k! `
Q% a( R7 g/ y2 a "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"2 H, z# U |( K, D" P% B$ ^. F% f
. G( \: y: J7 @8 K4 o What? Cemetery? What a place is that?4 Q- Z& F7 k5 t- P1 W) k& _
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?; X8 d* h9 Q5 ^3 j; Z
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.") P, D4 Y0 H/ j2 {+ x
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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