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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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. s* }! U" G* g0 Z# x A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!: _5 E7 r+ {* G. p% P
1 E/ {& P, C- e4 U I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!, ~# N( A3 U9 f4 g7 p' P+ A
( ~9 O+ j X' D8 t A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.! X' C& {) }, [3 o- g" z
! |& j# Y7 M! j) n So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ) |3 d/ X; V* N6 n" b1 M
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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$ f7 R9 r. f4 X& K" v2 l Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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( _, [: h* P. Q Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."8 _$ X0 P2 [% ?2 K/ M9 M5 t1 S
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. _7 ^3 r. k* S: m4 E2 B- ~/ O
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?") ?' y- C( {4 b3 x0 C
6 V/ P$ y8 h' c What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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& }/ g& v) ?$ g; g "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?+ n8 z% \, W, i. ]# M
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."5 n' o& R9 R2 A, E! E
, h* H" h* P9 u4 u" V Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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* k4 R1 ~" X- B$ k6 |" Z "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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