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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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, d, H5 p- T5 _1 ?3 M4 i1 s A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.) [& G3 x7 _4 {( n
; O) w, H: S. A+ E/ ] So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 2 T+ v; E$ w; S9 y; `
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought." c1 A$ {$ I7 y! t( U
" D* E/ I' R d$ | Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.* r; Y8 S2 z! W3 u5 s* N, `
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?" m2 g, _- Q" R& G6 @
$ \% n, M. z& {# y "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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, l7 x1 g4 ^4 {/ e What? Cemetery? What a place is that?' A. i; ^6 E/ `8 C0 }
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?2 _4 F$ g* Y$ d/ Y7 S; R5 w! P2 I
5 i. C+ I/ Y. o6 Z" t On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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7 H/ t) E1 k2 X" P" N, `8 r "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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