爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
! }3 {3 i. n1 v- ]2 C5 Y性本善：Sex is good.
9 ~' q3 N2 [# M1 O# t$ P0 Z' ~3 `性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" M4 U8 y  o$ l  S4 J性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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( }( Y- D+ t6 ]# L) T5 \, S教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 m8 Y% Z2 W, B) P0 u3 C昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 L- a" X; o9 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! c( H, C1 R5 K教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: S/ ^* w) J1 R4 M  P父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& c7 O  e  ^' v, N3 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, F5 y; q" l: ?$ O5 h6 T9 \. I( l, }子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. W4 t5 V6 f7 o0 L幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% b2 R" J- u1 Q4 C+ L9 g% {/ D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' k5 r2 z- t% k( T' Z; t: z人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
7 D# V; ]! Y. x! [- b, l6 cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!