爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# ^( l* v! a* y& W性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
7 g" w& g" u% F0 o习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 t8 l: ^. L: i苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
" E0 r+ m0 M9 {' o贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
$ Z: `: n* X0 q. q! L3 f1 K断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

6 B) l' Z, n7 j% d4 P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
6 X8 K$ [3 |! j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 e9 P1 g) o, {3 Q$ u, Z; {. W) Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' V* v. u$ b" y/ `) E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 t! {" `# L% A' C& ]& s子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 h. M% j. e2 P/ ?3 c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% Q  f6 y& m- Y/ K$ P- Q- |老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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6 C8 {) n+ ]: F# n' q% H0 U6 N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. h% C0 C; s4 d+ u" k人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 z; m  q+ V' V" G: D; s% D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!