爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
4 Z+ Y6 ]9 k% b' p- y性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ j* V* d8 y: @习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 `: G$ D5 W6 k( \  j# G2 K% P教之道：The way of learning it
- ?; ^! Z5 C* ^9 p' W( ^贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

" o4 Z; L& |7 M9 u( R子不学：If you don't study hard,
+ ~8 U9 C8 j& U0 v+ z+ i% ]断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 U7 L: B  j! B0 r$ V' B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
$ D" I+ a1 c* K: _7 w; K5 z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

. ?3 v' [3 v5 p6 Y$ L5 G. N8 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 t' U- y6 }* ]& L) ^* W父之过 It is all your fault.
/ ^9 b$ q/ P- B& g# B$ x4 N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 q$ [6 p$ Z- T# v' r# x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
. E+ c7 ~" }5 b. F. A; e非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& ^: D; E# g3 E3 n0 d& }+ H/ g( w1 M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* r7 h: n/ ~$ O9 S3 F7 r不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 \0 P0 o* Z/ Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
( j. N2 u1 d5 yFaint!!!!!!!!!!!