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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * p$ ~6 B5 ~# d7 U$ r$ w) u
性本善:Sex is good. / c, j. z9 |5 C( P- R, u% ?% m
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, H. i* a& |* x习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / ?4 |0 c, L+ n, k' N# C
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
+ J- s0 k  y2 B0 {; g+ D  l性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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$ q! V. z* j! s* @8 I教之道:The way of learning it
+ S/ C( n: B' b7 }贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + o! o3 X+ p0 A& i, q0 j
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" g3 L9 z& {' j3 d1 B! p1 f择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 9 B2 a/ W+ ~: P5 R4 X) H
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
( Y" H8 G5 V8 x9 e$ y  c断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& K2 h) H1 s5 Y+ ?; ?4 ^8 t有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 e& [9 r& _0 g  I" u7 v教五子 All his five son took it
( h% \: g0 J, m+ M5 K. M1 u* n. D+ |名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  Y! c0 R0 v/ R% x. s养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ) x/ b# |( l7 @  B, K" E- S
父之过 It is all your fault.
. }) M, T9 h% R# y" p0 b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, * e4 Q3 q) m8 Z+ g6 L
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : i: J& W9 Y, v$ {; ^
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ P: m, B- v: U  |; w' n非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. G6 K2 [) p. j" T( e) M& ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* ]1 O5 e# x( l, q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   r* h, `/ L: c) x

2 O  I# j. M& a) t' a9 B+ b* Y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, / u# r0 f" g% r+ r3 L
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 5 l* p$ d) |+ }
人不学 If you don't learn sex, $ S' Q( ^, s2 f5 Y2 R2 {
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  C% K6 i1 g4 i9 kFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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