爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
+ x/ {3 D! ]& b4 ^$ b" b2 e性本善：Sex is good.
8 Z! d8 I. T& k性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
; f. w6 m+ P2 H% v) H) S# {苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 V  [5 M  v% ^性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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! x2 m- j$ @6 M昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
" X( J- a5 ]0 x0 S断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

  j: u; `* ]  A3 T" ]: J' R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ |1 l6 ~9 a) N$ W9 i" V: S父之过 It is all your fault.
$ R6 `" n. t' ?7 O! A$ X9 X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" E( a0 M8 g" i: w4 o: ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# a! `* L/ O4 D子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
6 A$ j/ h2 x- M* U# l幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 U! e6 Q/ W7 b+ n. G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; G- E& h. W' H5 E- U不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# O) D) W+ R+ [, c/ ^0 r% m3 u人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!