爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 H# t7 K( d; ]; Z苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


. J( i: g+ x# r# _3 v教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* u0 Q4 D7 u! z( m& u' p2 p+ \择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
2 b+ m, U7 l2 N+ i/ D断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
. Z; f+ v! o' Y3 [3 h% h有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 j* h$ E; K$ b  j% L5 R教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 L+ _) ?7 @7 A- G9 B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 S  ?) e: k7 p8 D" T& \# x父之过 It is all your fault.
& A% s) g, d; c& f& H教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ E3 G& E4 |# M  O. s: u子不学 You may refuse to study this
' v" ?" s6 l$ n- I* r2 C非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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/ S, y$ U! @- G/ I! }! c玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 X( v+ \6 A  \  _$ w% L& S( j人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: r; z0 l2 r# _9 a8 W- G9 Z/ @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!