酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


. c9 [2 |- Y2 G" h1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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' \# t* Y4 f' Z* R. B4 N; q4 l3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


9 M! B3 ^1 [( i1 K- d, `5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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  O* v; D* J* z: F7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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- W4 H' V) Q" ?) o! G4 W% N10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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# e" S' _8 S* H3 L: @0 S& H4 w! h" }12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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9 g' i* o. h! I  x+ `13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


$ E  i, y& k5 K+ ?) V. L17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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$ A. ^3 r* M7 J! O6 {& P19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


- M6 [3 M4 _* W% }& ?7 ?20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


( ?# m6 ~( }+ l& M$ o22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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" R/ R; I' d! Q3 F' G2 l8 X. f% [4 l24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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7 J, l. n/ f' p! v2 i25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.