酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1 F* f* ~5 J7 h; \' ?1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.


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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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5 Q# ~5 p" ?' z. @& |* z2 l6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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0 L8 T+ q7 t7 _3 Q  m9 m& z9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


+ D& n/ [0 Q/ c: I14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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2 @6 E6 ^3 D3 B1 ]9 ]+ O18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


4 Q* i, H' |& ^9 v19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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; ^4 i) e/ z) A6 k9 \5 ]+ h20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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* V3 ~4 c0 J/ {( b24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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8 V0 V  a% T/ f. ~8 G$ Q/ `8 n  c/ i25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.