酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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' {5 l, s+ v' @; k1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


! Q1 p/ b( i' [: F' ~3 K% D6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


" O' p* P) b/ {5 Y, j8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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. }9 p1 A) L- S& d& g0 m: u13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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! g: p# L5 @0 W& E* B' b* n' f15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


; g1 @- t; Z( k18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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; f4 B% Y% k" a21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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2 [; K9 ?, e, J" j  H* z23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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7 y! F2 n( {8 a9 k' X% g0 U( q6 }25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.