酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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6 n. `7 E# ~- O1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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7 `1 j2 u# r, O0 t4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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; x; o* Z# \1 V6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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8 S: t2 k- w1 F# l. ^" F9 c10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


6 c1 K5 E$ Q  X5 ?. m- X( B11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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+ u0 S9 q' p- h6 T% o/ d4 G6 J13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


9 l2 d4 a& n9 c4 V9 z15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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, g% \+ P5 J$ T0 W16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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- Z  u5 V3 N* V2 d19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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$ l* I+ q8 G3 C# y8 l) ^* o20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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: h  C6 C/ ?- x  I: \- Y" ^21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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7 O  r5 G7 q( V$ H9 f, r24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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: u2 a5 q* n7 A# k9 G2 F) N25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.