酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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# {7 o5 p2 ?" E" x1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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! P7 H- \; K  c9 T3 q! P4 W3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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7 b5 ]! M  _1 Q& {) b, U# y- `1 X% x9 z4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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# {/ n  j% c  S# Q! A6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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- a2 E$ V6 d# G7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


; O6 q: R0 u" M! y$ Q8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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) T( v( n( M. u' f: u10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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! w8 G# ^+ \$ {6 w11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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6 `. p6 r' Y. z) u5 f0 \1 ]12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


7 ^; B0 K' u: v4 q: |% B1 {14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


9 [( s# _- X; C8 F9 K# o15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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- m9 [8 a" e3 A" b* V# p, F16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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$ r: ]( e5 n. i' k9 \18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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( e5 _0 j, s+ ?( G3 o, \7 B19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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, c8 d2 `- y+ m% q: t& N1 u7 z5 L5 A22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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& Q; h/ {2 L; v/ y* b23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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7 G2 E- U  }* R6 f24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.