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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.$ q) e3 F6 e3 U
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.+ X4 ?9 R6 U F: C/ X
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& ?6 A& A& m$ e5 L* q5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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. C+ [+ C3 S4 p6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.) X' o( T% o3 o: n# ^ U: _ L. m
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* p) g, w- v% @% y7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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# g4 l! Q3 ~( x F9 Y' J+ T8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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8 w& X+ {( E {8 d/ W% T0 Z) D' S9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.. h% O/ `1 T1 q9 H/ E0 s
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0 g$ G* d- _& }2 D/ Z* c( B1 |; `1 K10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.0 t7 v: u3 ?9 R9 e
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.0 L$ g: m6 h+ ]& A
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* a1 X; y9 Q$ `. P6 f12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.. e5 W8 G8 X, Q! B) }
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.( N1 E! m/ E& P( g" Z4 r3 i
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; F7 D- {+ k4 C! ~4 m1 h* K15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.# d. D$ {, R( m; x' @, y3 p5 @
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.5 i2 [1 U+ K) ?0 W3 D# I" P
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. v9 J& @! Y" U3 o8 [9 H8 m4 G/ C18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.$ \9 g. R% a4 H" V- P" l( C) i
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* S/ K1 c0 }( E19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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' s+ T2 o3 e2 b21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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" L$ @" B- H5 S. \ \0 W22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.0 V- E" V4 Z6 w1 {3 Z
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; ^7 U/ H" i0 b. N7 C24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.; `% D4 \* u1 F! a8 ^
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6 R; T5 k( R) }! C! p# J25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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