请教英语

kazaa

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, m* A1 s! [9 a1 H3 F3 ]我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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* ]  ^4 f1 T( w+ \* _8 r我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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: a4 S# v4 H/ ?          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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- K: H$ r: B& c" a“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

& A$ P9 O: q/ {- x9 c3 p/ ?: |“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

. i9 z! Z# O+ B0 K“Chuck Norris d ...

1 Y2 ?' D: z$ v' Q$ @, K! b我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

, y$ G! K. w/ o( {1 ?这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
, _) J: \8 X6 @$ M, d4 {7 w我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
2 _1 K5 p6 q6 U' ~+ NThis one is for #3's:
+ s+ V) o/ [) U. ]Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

* \0 G5 G1 v9 {% j: ^( ~女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!