请教英语

kazaa

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& L. C5 k0 Q. a+ B' ]/ E" i6 v我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

4 e' q1 z0 V% L) N; V7 c我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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0 u* y3 L9 ^6 j& ^3 q          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.

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( k1 [$ V) n& _2 f! `3 X谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

- H" a8 C1 r8 J# D( W“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

& H2 y# R7 d( T6 H8 i2 h) K“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
& ^2 Z5 q/ J. F$ BAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris d ...

; C+ d8 N/ P; m" v; C* Y5 m我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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. D* a! N. ^/ l6 _2 S“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

1 O& |: p: U  q, N5 N) u1 S. A) h这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
2 L; H$ z" C9 ?& h5 _0 K! [  E我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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4 z2 _4 a6 o9 u$ d. ]* V9 \1 PThis one is for #3's:
* T; f1 B' I- eGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
& q  o* `. z* p" H. `* l4 OThis one is for #3's:
6 w, a8 e: z  h+ k4 |* {1 K& dGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

" N- E) d+ D- h: b: J8 d女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!