美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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, c4 T5 C" z9 R" Y7 r+ \争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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1 f! t- r9 a( D2 j& E" S$ p$ _be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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/ R+ U9 B3 u5 Y& O' S* H% s对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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1 R1 B: q$ b% `+ I3 ~记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

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; w: Y, n" h0 j9 C& rAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

, ^) [1 }/ y% v1 [# R& \; T男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

/ Z8 @1 Y% p# N4 n& f) _$ l如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

; D# t# Y$ K9 g) A) p, F# [Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。