Oh Canada

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A Somali arrives in Vancouver as a  new immigrant to Canada ...
4 _8 @0 h" q* {1 IHe  stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says  ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me   housing,   money for   food, free  medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan '.
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The  man goes on and encounters another passerby  ... ' Thank you for having such a  beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The  new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
0 b, ~8 m# r% ?# C. t, tThat person puts up his hand  and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
; x4 K1 h- }; f/ \( y+ z' y) |5 eHe  finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
  B$ F, I% c. Q/ p2 oShe says , 'No, I am  from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the  Canadians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at  work'   

  

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM
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YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE

abear

omfg! 居然没有Chinese！我该笑还是该哭？

未名

Susan_zhao

为什么要转？
脑子进水了？
( p6 @& D  v) M+ l4 U% l这个绝对是反移民，白人至上的东东

kingsnake

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abear 发表于 2013-8-15 08:49
omfg! 居然没有Chinese！我该笑还是该哭？

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他們都在上 ESL  課，或者在 大統華 買菜。

abear

大家也别自我感觉良好了。看看“主流”是怎么暗示的
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