老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
/ @) ]& x* j2 l' Z性本善： Sex is good.
& _& i$ B2 S# v+ H性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
% P; u% j2 _1 Y+ u# ]习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
$ e$ z0 d3 d" g教之道： The way of learning it
& \  t+ p/ m" E( h% G& z8 N# J贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
; h6 ^2 k# X. V5 D: k9 {3 ~! y% c, a, a/ m子不学： If you don’t study hard,
3 U$ N' p$ D: Q4 U8 I( M/ j断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
6 O, j/ D8 w5 d3 |* ^# ]' E3 G窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' `. Q4 K' S3 L: c2 D* T# ~有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
. l, a/ z3 T  H. _8 J; z教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
  g6 d$ }- U  }/ p  K, B/ q父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  H) B9 L) t) W. r* j师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
0 c$ t2 |1 N$ H$ V9 P; n子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 L& |1 m2 E$ J5 k+ B0 |6 l/ x非所宜 But that is a real mistake
. D! C3 N; F$ g幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
4 v$ B5 F7 w* t, P3 E% o/ Q& k) e1 C人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
! o$ r9 V5 K5 B* i2 |; A$ ]人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
5 L& G3 D. q! u. d3 o% C习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ K4 i" W4 ?5 C: _: {苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

/ X! d! S. E9 b" J$ X服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
9 Y, U( e* n) Q# u) ~# `- s) v春泥是我的好導師。

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  O% M2 N$ W* k别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


1 t, Y: V6 H8 ?) I2 l, e, F* \. f别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两？
  J4 D) \( O0 a( V' t* S春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
. G* U. A2 H( q5 b/ }* X0 J* w( P这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless