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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& f" |4 i( K2 w- z8 p7 cSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
5 O& K1 E) i7 _3 j4 B4 ~Snape: Who is it?
6 w. u& x8 V( N6 ~' `1 y1 O( H! hVoldemort: You-know-who! 3 l4 P7 ^* z! y" g0 i7 O0 ?$ i9 B
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 1 `3 h: z/ R! S1 N
Voldemort: You-know-who!
7 G. Z- ~! G  A1 |Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
) T$ p7 h; n9 V$ fVoldemort: The dark Lord!
8 Y: b$ e8 @8 y+ i6 o! B: Y" r0 H" ZSnape: Sauron???
/ T1 Q/ E% _" Q; p" ]6 x" vVoldemort: The other one...
! \9 H6 J$ W5 l1 m: U( z. ZSnape: Darth Vader???
- Y/ k0 O4 ^4 S: VVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
- {- e+ o% P2 w& L* aSnape: Hermione???? + {3 s4 N) O# A0 v

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+ X1 d& @: U. x$ }9 N# cVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! : a' m* V- X. R6 B2 F3 H* d3 a
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
+ D$ n% Z0 w- t- T4 M- fVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 5 z& x9 V1 A9 x$ a5 \
Snape: So Harry is my brother? $ U6 U- x( G, S  S& b+ ^
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 0 ^7 \& h: v, M. N) z/ d% `# G( f
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
/ _/ Z+ ?; p0 fVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
' n# D4 x5 Z3 k' {8 RSnape: Okay, no problem!( G/ t4 h) n( T3 \0 i7 h

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1 V: l, ?8 w" K  V# T' Y/ |Severus: What's that? ' `' A2 h1 P: s) T; C. b
Harry: Your cauldron. & Y- {8 K) [7 U
Severus: What's a cauldron?
$ M- e& m/ H% V6 nHarry: Dunno.
- P  x8 o( W7 I& z) bSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
( T7 |) O% _, [" [" ~2 K$ gHarry: Yeah. 5 G7 L! f' ~. q) D6 m$ F1 \" T
Severus: You first.
" q9 I/ T- P. \, ~- S; d6 IHarry: It's delicious.
% ]. c# S0 D, B; USeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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