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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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2 i$ e: W0 e, h3 p' T7 ySnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
3 A7 Z2 X  d2 l* lSnape: Who is it? " i1 j7 {6 {# b6 ~; l3 p: G) m9 c0 [
Voldemort: You-know-who! % @0 }5 H% g" ~, b
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
& B1 j4 @" ~9 D; s* L1 F5 T: o) l3 uVoldemort: You-know-who!
! c1 q3 {4 u+ k+ ?! v3 B" mSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 7 ]% X9 e4 k9 I0 Z0 r: Q
Voldemort: The dark Lord! : k. s/ ]5 H2 D, G! k/ s* k
Snape: Sauron??? " a; F$ `$ u+ Z, V8 h1 Z$ g/ e
Voldemort: The other one... - i% z, S  \4 y  w( }9 A. U! o2 z
Snape: Darth Vader??? % `* u, g/ Z# y% c& i+ f5 b' [% j
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
" _* y3 D2 Z1 E; s9 eSnape: Hermione???? . [1 ~( y2 C4 U+ m
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# Z7 c/ N: i$ f; H5 DVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 7 V' h/ ~1 ^$ x8 a) N6 i, M5 x+ T
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! " v- j8 m3 c/ j% X6 g! V
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ( A1 W2 V& ]" p( G
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 7 s8 }3 ^! ?' F
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 6 o0 v/ v' S, J
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!   q1 D2 f3 i( S8 m* p
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
  w/ H3 r; E7 Z, \( F% {2 D: r$ r  MSnape: Okay, no problem!* P9 V' b$ m9 C& v! x

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Severus: What's that? / Z# N# L1 f. I  {5 i) }. O
Harry: Your cauldron. + f$ w, C/ Q5 @6 D! I2 }! V
Severus: What's a cauldron? ! j6 ?3 a( l6 N! u0 j3 G
Harry: Dunno.
. a9 q1 L# U  T2 F6 QSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
0 ?' g7 m$ h0 ^' L$ y4 }Harry: Yeah.
4 C$ \! A5 L/ s* tSeverus: You first. ( @. K, C' R, q* o* ~* A0 `: \' \
Harry: It's delicious. ( m  S4 r. |9 t% `9 p6 |: `4 u$ }
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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