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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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) J" L2 ?4 C' a. ?& d$ @Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
  E4 P" F4 p0 N4 OSnape: Who is it?
) u9 ~4 w: X$ T5 [9 JVoldemort: You-know-who!
* A  `" B" {- D9 m& n( HSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? + e1 L2 z, z/ U$ {* q
Voldemort: You-know-who! 7 S7 J: C$ P* f$ r. d' [; ?
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? * b/ e4 \& z- W
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
- ?3 O- Y- H' [" g# f4 bSnape: Sauron??? 6 ~& Q. O( F( N# w- u) _
Voldemort: The other one...
  {  j1 E. H/ A2 P+ k" ?( USnape: Darth Vader???
: }, d% L! R4 n# \; e5 }6 WVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
' m: P, K& i* p# C/ BSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 7 }6 [$ y0 N8 A5 I' D2 i
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! / j6 ]6 e# @5 _: U4 u/ R
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
* G! o6 U$ s0 h8 GSnape: So Harry is my brother? 5 ~4 _+ E: c3 g+ I/ F  O& m- `7 M
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 3 b8 Q3 N+ G3 v( e5 Z4 V& t, d
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
$ u, U2 \: p( M. y& Q( B) F* K: Q9 uVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
* Y1 M! O1 ^8 LSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
0 D7 ?7 |5 {. L1 Y# dHarry: Your cauldron.
7 |& m& @- X1 C  W2 S( k# t  J' ^Severus: What's a cauldron? 0 n4 ^% u5 `" {1 i4 H7 M8 i
Harry: Dunno.
2 S- r" N8 e7 s5 u- B, W* mSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
4 W& d7 A+ s6 H( {/ W; @+ nHarry: Yeah. ' U' }* w: [' [# I  j& S
Severus: You first. 6 h5 {8 }2 v1 ?, V& p( r, q7 m$ S
Harry: It's delicious.
) T" K& `- `/ r- `/ }  c* SSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!8 J! D" |7 H" R+ K: Y: T5 s
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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