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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
$ t3 a/ l* P3 H1 a: U* bSnape: Who is it? - a" L$ C3 j. x; p0 b2 ^
Voldemort: You-know-who! 1 c& R8 R% c  W! T# j7 B: w5 x/ Q
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 8 X: h# ~% `% c, M% W6 C
Voldemort: You-know-who! 8 x+ a% Q4 P" D- H3 G/ q
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ' D, `) C- x2 h4 P
Voldemort: The dark Lord! * F: d, i0 ^, t9 C& X
Snape: Sauron??? 4 N2 c% e6 v8 o1 k
Voldemort: The other one... + E& O% y! G! g- W& ~
Snape: Darth Vader??? : ~9 e" M) Q! h
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ) f7 T, A* P0 }8 e2 C0 G. }9 Q
Snape: Hermione???? + |# V6 _: s9 m1 i' W3 p0 c( i

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. |$ F9 {4 D$ z. [; O/ UVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 0 |2 B" M) }  W+ b+ A9 k9 k
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
% T; u: b8 d/ K4 }; ?Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! % X: b0 J: ]. x8 n$ F2 W
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
+ L! B$ {  t/ FVoldemort: Your twin brother!
& H8 |) ^6 s( g$ ~  GSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
' g% E, \% S, w) T* hVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ( c' a! _: s% C, E" r, L$ q
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 2 j# u2 \6 ]; {5 a) X
Harry: Your cauldron. / j1 G! U* G7 b( t! x5 {% ?
Severus: What's a cauldron?
% }# f3 S8 |$ R( a9 JHarry: Dunno.
6 H& Z* ~" Z8 e* S$ b9 K: D3 s9 [/ @Severus: Looks like something to eat. 9 ?' u. i4 L! t+ ~9 H6 Z
Harry: Yeah.
- `. f9 D( E- N; u% _Severus: You first.
7 r% ?* P; ?; k* F# S: uHarry: It's delicious.
  F$ |, ~3 V' R1 p8 t% TSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!8 I0 N( w4 T, O) f' f+ r. T
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发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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