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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. * Z0 I" d9 N* A0 p
Snape: Who is it? 4 { c( G3 s6 @4 M* N, e8 R( Q
Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 d- a+ N2 x4 L; _9 |
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
. {9 b0 q+ p5 Y2 g+ z" ]9 {Voldemort: You-know-who!
. t' q# e" L) H$ mSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
$ [" ]5 z, H \" Y0 `) r: A9 `7 dVoldemort: The dark Lord! ' W) B5 c8 l) {- F
Snape: Sauron??? 6 C; K1 H: v0 c+ c
Voldemort: The other one... ( F! q. ]9 U8 n, g, Y
Snape: Darth Vader??? 2 q4 j; R5 l6 F
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
- n. b+ e& k, x2 wSnape: Hermione???? ; B5 }2 J$ u( Z3 {$ e8 O9 M2 B
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
! \! X$ |% j! wSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! . a, j. e4 {! T% l
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
) o( j% y7 A; W" _8 |. D( C) hSnape: So Harry is my brother?
# Z, r: |; H8 V9 {Voldemort: Your twin brother! / L9 r/ R0 a" A4 z
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! & D, j6 f* @* \- T$ ~' C ]4 {' B
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
% Y; Q$ e6 e7 Y8 LSnape: Okay, no problem!
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3 ^/ ^1 F8 R( l8 n8 {. G% RSeverus: What's that?
9 S' @* W. f; c, o% i+ uHarry: Your cauldron.
@1 k" f. i0 m8 q2 r2 C1 k' iSeverus: What's a cauldron?
( g7 F! l) Z) Z; ^/ B' VHarry: Dunno.
( T0 i5 X3 ]+ e1 }( L2 d- C0 K( PSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
4 l5 C/ \& O, r: t& u+ MHarry: Yeah. # {5 `9 m5 H0 s* f6 E* ~$ \
Severus: You first. 7 i3 s5 a4 q {; Z' b* t$ P, z
Harry: It's delicious. 0 f6 }! P5 i8 C/ p+ N! W3 G6 m
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!& S- z( l! E# ?5 B5 Q+ R) a
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