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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
& l" d1 ?. u% d/ H/ Z7 JSnape: Who is it?
, K: ]  \* v. |6 ?( H, z2 LVoldemort: You-know-who! : u' O0 O% q6 T! Y8 N, x; ]* e
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? * e+ U3 G' o/ y1 `2 s
Voldemort: You-know-who! : e( ~5 o! D3 k7 i9 r7 y
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 8 @) y: a/ k* f( k4 a
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 2 G. m9 I) H. C2 S$ V  T& b3 u
Snape: Sauron???
) l' Y7 H. y) sVoldemort: The other one...
, F/ C) R' \  E3 BSnape: Darth Vader???
% Y% `# `6 y6 v$ H( @Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 8 K1 O: \7 J' a7 Z, b. \! j
Snape: Hermione???? 5 i/ t" U0 t1 x4 M, z: ~8 D
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8 E$ l" u" w/ i: g, K4 V5 Q+ cVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
# M$ r3 L+ @! J+ W2 OSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 7 I# D  m# s4 e% z# a% u+ w! U
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # a! t# _$ _  G( S, i1 H8 q
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
- T: `# ^3 N8 j& h- W. s3 f4 XVoldemort: Your twin brother!
% {/ f' }  d  i, Q; }" q$ lSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 2 _. E" F3 J2 S$ g3 G+ Y9 n4 ?7 B
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ; ^; n& }6 e' K7 R5 ~
Snape: Okay, no problem!& ^# E8 q. i6 N3 `8 O
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! W( L( y8 |8 F$ Z/ U' qSeverus: What's that? . D* j( @5 R7 O" w8 d4 P8 \  X4 @
Harry: Your cauldron.   {8 V7 l5 b2 d9 r+ W2 {
Severus: What's a cauldron?
3 K3 u2 n, Q' i3 j" d6 t# I% f  AHarry: Dunno. : g8 o0 T1 z4 d5 ]: e' e
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
4 h+ Y5 M2 v: {+ U: y+ UHarry: Yeah.
9 E0 V2 K4 |4 ~' g* ?  @( }Severus: You first.
3 m- z4 O  A. q, p" ?# \9 L+ e, ~Harry: It's delicious.
. w9 `0 ?+ @' K$ s; ^, y3 vSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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