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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. * @3 _# P! s2 `, C' h( q
! H2 K2 X& r, j _" rMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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She: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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( H2 g( E( h) a15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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