 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. : g' b- o, ^. h/ o
5 y: h. r( G, T2 b D' sIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. r; {; m" O7 X: B+ x
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3 n/ l& E3 Q! } e. [* h0 `0 uArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.) n; G! s0 s. h4 v
5 m% C6 d' A" X% H, k2 {& J; WDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 1 C8 \' q( \! [( ?# r
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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, V8 r' |7 L$ D1 \$ A. WThat's when she shot him.% D# }) w- x) B% Y/ l3 Y
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9 Y5 Z, _) E9 U4 y$ UYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut* K& N6 J/ L% \# t& ?& ?9 b v$ _. o
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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