 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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$ X2 c9 b! J) k4 h$ CIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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; z8 p! ?6 P* FThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.1 O+ H! |9 t& \3 k+ T/ }. S- D" }
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- Q' v7 F8 i' g" v FArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.6 ]0 [2 |8 x. ]
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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- N3 Q' Z' M+ @ l: y7 r" b% qShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 2 Q N" d5 s7 D4 `
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1 X8 C$ K8 i% o: qFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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- @4 n8 ^0 E9 RThat's when she shot him.
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+ \4 C6 I* Y$ C* P# BYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut5 D+ M* k+ _' r; `; Q% [, p v6 Y
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ; f7 P6 {, C' T& g6 G2 i8 y
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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