 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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* k2 ~4 @6 T8 i5 K& W# K" G# FIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.& E: B' L7 H8 u/ H" M4 L' `% O
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.8 J1 K1 s* r8 ~3 g5 T' B0 \
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.- ~! j7 Z+ B" C! Q: J0 N
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# n2 t8 T/ V1 L% F' |4 w/ ~It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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3 V7 v/ C1 B0 }! a4 IShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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5 C- A( w3 |# Z+ b* kFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'7 t! M. Y2 v: @* ~
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8 V4 g# [+ a5 Q' U+ |7 WThat's when she shot him./ o. B' f, o5 ]% T' h! _/ D6 J
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: `7 h& r2 h4 u0 Z' q% {You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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7 d1 s; L0 ~# M/ CWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! " [" C' j; S8 R4 q* H
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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