 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. * p; S: v( `9 T+ u1 {7 G6 |
3 Z* t' Q+ F& ]" a! L# k$ cIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.8 a/ Z' u6 x9 g6 ~7 D
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.; ?4 x: c2 _' q: N+ f
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, ~# m' s( b. t% xArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.! b' [& E- d; x0 D: t' z* I
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.6 J( J% m3 k) y# E! l
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- T6 v# g$ l) t. ACalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.( M8 W" c& {& e- G3 f
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'7 }. T- d* }% C! y9 J) x6 V9 A
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8 E0 z; R) k' E) V$ Z7 UThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut4 C: o" h% T! I. U
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& ^2 s7 e1 T3 c6 z; t! |Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ; {) v4 P* r0 k8 _2 d# h
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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