 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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/ o0 G6 o0 z8 k g- \% R* S1 wThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.! Y/ K7 @! ~, n& O
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) O# G6 G+ g% c7 P! G( m7 ]Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.) y2 A9 N4 {! ~& b% W# ~( w9 I
. X$ P. w' `$ K/ y r2 DDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.8 z# ^( i- B) F7 X/ p0 b/ c/ h$ ^
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5 d! z9 x# |; m8 Z5 o7 hIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.7 }1 m$ b$ k1 }/ {1 D9 r2 ` T
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) J) |& D0 S5 G7 Q# |4 o2 B" D3 _
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, l; j y9 H. I) A Y eShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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7 z9 C4 {" g6 R+ Y/ T tFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut4 L% m; V' E9 J" t
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$ L1 A( J& Y' L" }Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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