This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
/ F$ Z: s) g3 M#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
1 ]% m' |; h3 U% F* o#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
6 `/ Y% T. u! z* [#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
0 H/ A( \9 c# ?0 X6 \6 c#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' x! o6 L+ s/ K/ ]#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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) B+ A- U. B9 N3 W: T0 {And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
$ ?. ?/ T; T( Q, G+ |& O8 l看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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