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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:( C8 N& Z# w" @% p0 s5 m4 g! z3 |
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6 A& B' g' S2 y OMore pictures are here# L* M$ Y3 [$ j# h; ? {
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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: _" B; t; z0 m3 X" O* [Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
1 _" i$ b1 r/ k7 k+ k |' E4 x#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ! @5 ^, ~3 F( m; z- |3 v9 m) C% U
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
A, J2 m9 r) ~#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
$ ^3 ^) j! i, C/ n" Q; e#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.% a0 O. k& J1 C: f% I
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.: z( \' i/ s" y7 l& H. V
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.+ d# t$ y3 W8 h8 w9 q& C8 M
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
9 ^5 i8 ]. P. `/ v. |; E; m#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
; _' y; F1 ~/ P#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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) `- h8 ]0 z6 k! N( _2 WAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ! I0 Y7 I: g# m
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "& b# Y; U$ _! ~- G" _' ?
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