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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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' _' B) U% `# O& x4 m" SLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.6 ^% q' x# _3 W
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman% j; v" H2 O8 c( N z# {2 V
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ; `% m: R* ?, _ e" {8 U( L& T* j
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ L/ T' A9 m& j1 q4 O$ }6 c& N% @#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.1 o+ a, t+ z) C2 [+ n# H/ B
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.& g8 \" j8 W' ~4 V' O4 Q' R' J
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. P3 P+ R% Q5 D* q9 W#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.$ u3 k, G& \9 u2 f5 @
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.6 H6 o5 W. X8 a7 x; B, Q
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
( _ ?0 p- a4 H9 _" ^3 g! L5 E4 f6 t- U#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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