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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 1 Y$ [3 |$ D* W$ l

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:9 C) a& }  K, a2 R3 @: |
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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, }8 J9 C- a+ w# }Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
' Y+ X" N  e# P#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. + C* L6 E( W6 k# a/ X# ~
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
/ j- w" M- o- r, ]- }#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
1 P" b3 V' [1 r  x6 s, O, k#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.3 U  u8 Y6 ]% C1 Y9 H
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.2 M+ g0 I7 r' i/ Z' ?3 S5 U
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?& x: S9 f. I' e) a1 P* s
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT., s# c7 C! k/ D( A; D4 e: a4 J
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
9 Y6 A4 u! s  M9 ~+ g' w8 n看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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