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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:$ e* A8 t. n- Q6 k
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n8 B( @6 l4 QMore pictures are here
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. U5 R. B; V; q) D' t! I, {Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman7 ]1 v7 Q+ n0 J, H/ ?- m
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
2 I; I$ B1 k6 r" {7 K8 e7 {$ m/ N#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
# U$ m+ u; A1 @6 U- c9 H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.( Y# u' G& N$ o! ^0 k4 p1 L, y5 d
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
' s* x% N$ Z6 A1 K; a#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.8 R" c& B) X o
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
- _1 C3 F7 C/ u$ b6 v/ e+ i* b#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.' F2 k* g' h$ x v3 R7 H' `0 W
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?8 I8 C- R" N6 ~
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT./ A2 f/ W4 h6 B$ l6 }& M1 r+ b. @
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... % [& f! F& o8 e3 o
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' ^( y; N4 @* c- u3 S9 M#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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