This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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  p) C  u  m; f1 W6 k! u' ]Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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4 |, I+ e" b' dLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

  c. X1 |$ _4 r; @- s" y0 rTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
/ g$ U4 {  y$ q" H#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
# l3 k% R# d, j& k& ]. v* n% i. T$ |# Z6 `#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
# R) R: i6 y7 x3 e#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
/ P* u( d" B* C" Q; z#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
; \  O4 t, j; A& r" D/ ?& P#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
; w7 W8 S" o9 q7 H/ c! K' i# u 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
* h+ t  S$ ~1 r( \8 n4 J; r9 r看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

  w+ E; u, U0 Othat's good one