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Dating process:
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+ ?1 h. D% S6 L; ?, |& n6 months : Of course I love U.
! ]3 E' q3 \0 w& e6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?. t1 J7 F t0 |
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Back from Work:
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6 months : BACK!!
, E2 Q( C, @, K- j5 R6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??, c5 g* z# d! p' W8 ~* k0 x7 ~# M
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6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
% _' p T& \7 u6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom. / T5 e- W& C0 L! K/ P$ O
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
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Phone Ringing:
! f' O" [( i- Z$ e( i+ J* O6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.6 K- }9 q9 i8 x: p% r, }
6 months : Here, for you.! _+ `0 @3 t" m2 N% y) T
6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!
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Cooking:) V- ?4 i- w0 \ w
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!1 S9 r$ l1 J9 L
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?6 \, z4 v5 E& o- L/ x! m& {
6 years : AGAIN!!!!! a, W# `$ M$ O
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Apology:
$ _7 f) D3 y3 E" O) n) s' s, Z6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.: w5 x: @# L8 Y& c# M4 w
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
! Z4 ]& t5 Q2 y/ o6 B' I6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??! w/ ?# R: H7 S. [9 T# f
W5 t/ W4 |$ A9 t7 N3 [7 rNew Dress:' d5 b0 i: b8 ?! n
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.* t! h O4 Q4 w, ~4 D
6 months: You bought a new dress again???, i- [9 a1 u S% X4 J
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?% T& v: H1 u8 [6 u/ S3 M! ~
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Planning for Vacations: \- i8 A/ ^; A* K6 n- Z- L8 j
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
$ d$ [! K \) X$ J) v: K3 `: F6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
4 N) f- p( U6 M0 K z6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?% H! b* `" ~8 h) M5 I
6 months : I like this movie.
' U6 w* l2 \; q( P4 d6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
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