最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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/ \$ z6 g3 e5 z  }' w$ I　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

( n. ]5 a. M0 [9 E　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
+ R8 X5 C, [3 j　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

- ?; _: X* H8 e5 H* p& `　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
/ F$ v9 r! x: [& o9 a% E1 a0 _5 _　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
1 {$ ?9 z1 J, A" x0 D　　nothing to say,go home!!
: b- b7 f( ]  ?: j1 W　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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　　6． you me you me
2 }' E; ?$ _/ U+ G1 a, b　　彼此彼此
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1 H" z- H2 q5 c4 I- C　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
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, N% z  ?* J$ T+ r1 X3 o　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
( g' _: E, t9 U) g: m) Z+ k　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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* m4 J$ g& M* w8 Q　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

- x, a. z, \( |　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11． American Chinese not enough
! l8 \  ~  u* c  e9 j) R  P　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
9 W0 n2 c5 }, b7 q7 ^- y% q　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

* h1 p8 e) b# K4 y" r' n, y+ u　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
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+ i+ Z- R% b+ l7 a3 J+ b9 e8 a  E% ~  l+ c　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
# \7 u+ k% c4 Q$ w% m　　小明：I am sorry three!
7 v2 g% B; s3 D* @( s  o8 x　　老外：What are you sorry for?
# H& c. g9 K) h# n$ r+ m! G3 F　　小明：I am sorry five!

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