最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

# x* J3 ]6 S2 ]* b8 [, T3 w+ F' M　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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) F- c# P, s. u3 k' g　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

/ i# W+ {, X/ ]! h9 N# ]1 \' s# o　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
/ @. P# {( O9 j　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

: n: x* d+ }9 C; Y4 R9 |% `4 R　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
5 c9 q+ l* s3 e$ G& k　　nothing to say,go home!!
+ g: t, q# m% [! x& c4 a: D　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
: |5 q  h0 w# @' j# b- N6 z' y　　彼此彼此

　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
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　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
: Y9 G) c' B- T3 O" [: z5 b6 p5 v; {% f　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

7 v2 x8 y/ G! ?; v/ P* x' i5 e　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
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8 I0 C& B2 W, C0 [　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

& b9 T# X( G$ t　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足

　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

( H' i, b  i' U: ]% r8 G# w( d　　14． go past ,no mistake past
5 t1 o# B' X$ o0 T. C# k　　走过路过，不要错过

1 \. i( J+ ?4 {　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
3 ~# @0 A9 Q: g& i' _8 _　　老外：I am sorry too!
1 s8 \& ~3 m; \7 K5 |7 ]1 U　　小明：I am sorry three!
0 W+ Y: J- w- X2 V9 k/ [# P+ D7 J　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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