最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
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8 d& @( N( j( w: Q" n* _  M2 t　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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( a* P" ?9 _6 p4 M9 n　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
! i5 [6 ~$ Y$ \4 c) }4 O) t( q　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝

& O# W. s7 u. C' p6 O# W: I1 {# T　　6． you me you me
/ [4 J4 U8 e- k$ ]　　彼此彼此
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$ c4 S. h( a7 x8 ?1 l　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
3 i3 Y) P; O% H2 v% e1 l( [. z　　你给我站住！
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　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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% p: z* ]2 \; y2 u5 u　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
7 h& g7 h" s: f9 K; x3 y* V　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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　　11． American Chinese not enough
' ?7 A$ ^' j& G　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
; r6 [* p& \- I6 D# |' \6 q　　车祸现场描述
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) Z/ ~4 N) A2 z　　13． heart flower angry open
: }4 x+ v. Z% S" z/ d( D, k　　心花怒放
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4 q' b/ `9 f; c6 ]& d　　14． go past ,no mistake past
& G" ?8 U, s- r. m) s1 R( q% b　　走过路过，不要错过

: K; s5 [6 o/ Q4 x8 F　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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