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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
# [- m3 \4 e* @, g+ E8 N# v& B　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

8 W% \' ]8 f7 r　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
1 e4 Y- V* J$ N" f　　有事起奏，无事退朝

8 e* d7 Q. S0 T5 @　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此

! a2 V/ s3 U# Q" `. i- O* \　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
; H! D; G; z9 o& Q7 f4 q7 _7 s; w0 U　　你给我站住！

& z; V) o4 y6 d, j　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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' q5 a$ y7 V8 ~+ E1 t! u　　9． WATCH SISTER
/ d2 g# [: ~4 T5 A9 N　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
5 e/ T; ^) C/ {9 G7 T$ C/ Q　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

+ Q) B( S: B' k2 t, v　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
( a: q9 ]) n' i" ~+ O　　心花怒放
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7 V6 O2 X: ^3 k" W8 D+ O2 b: C　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过
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' _5 T9 L6 ^, |/ v6 P8 b0 z" T　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
. P: t8 Y0 e5 [$ h) l: O　　老外：What are you sorry for?
' ^5 e; i) f% |! A" S) q* `　　小明：I am sorry five!

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