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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. G' N; W' \7 D2 i5 w% I2 a6 f
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 T. a/ x. ?- T$ [7 X
. j6 k% t- _1 o. C. Z) u2 m3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.( l% x6 l- K- _ b, G2 R' R
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! E: Z6 K1 Y" n; M' _1 X
; v }0 k0 K* [0 \/ a: g7 h5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 U2 b$ R' I( L" @$ N6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ ]% a }. ]$ z/ @# e/ C
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 i5 U9 H0 u/ z9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( P- T. d+ [ q n3 H9 X8 H
0 M& p% B" p2 G/ ?) J( N$ c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' R; {' [; E, z0 ~5 m
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. P# X* G6 a3 z Y$ \
3 n5 t$ P) } p1 a4 R& C15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.' o# [" ^; J3 v' ]
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16.) You take naps., D% r/ z& @7 q7 T P' z
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' ~$ P B+ N9 t1 g/ M8 O
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 t, ~! ~1 S: F" g
( V3 O3 c+ o) f# j20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." t6 U! [! L. w5 a; W
0 C7 Z; l1 F& E0 S( k% {( D21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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& o" W; G% L0 u6 } U0 ?* y, S) V* T23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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