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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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; P! C; T% h9 p/ Q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.; N& X, O& l8 R2 T/ f- S/ x& O" N7 L
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3 \, U) p2 s4 ^# {' a
$ l; u3 m$ f+ z0 @6 J8 {4 {4 X3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 i5 B9 m. g7 c3 m& B7 e! G5 w" r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.2 c# D" u+ q# ?2 u8 o7 S
% _$ Q" L: V: y1 Z" I5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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5 g" b1 N4 i4 B, M7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) d! |+ x& P# i8 ]5 o
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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6 ^! T2 A4 f, o# I9 S10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. X% B8 E0 g( _1 S5 l2 I5 I
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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; I* H* \9 R) x$ B: G+ v- C13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: `* c/ i5 ]- X- l' m
6 j) q1 ?8 Y' D4 w+ F# P14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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/ q* U8 W# i/ n0 V2 c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., X2 r, Q5 j+ P j R n+ M
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 Y# m0 ~2 U# H6 u2 Q& {5 s
, o4 O2 H# D" D, C6 C19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( v4 i9 h0 g7 i; H
0 f- ^5 y& f* ~5 h, E) q) \20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"& d$ x- \5 o( G7 w& `
6 j) r, g% e& `0 x; M/ b9 _$ z1 r22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! P! M! F8 M2 c& L1 Y
2 e/ \/ w7 ~2 o8 A23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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