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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 ^) T% |* U' m$ }0 h0 Y. @
, G" o9 b. N( r$ S- }1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. L* {$ V) e3 a9 P
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.& a" |5 ^4 R+ t5 h0 C
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.% Z" u- s, k8 M; C6 @8 J0 K
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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4 ]3 e; B( d6 p' ?/ E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.: b, ~0 d( }) P& ~ X1 i0 i
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.0 ?( A8 U4 t( b: p7 G2 D( k
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.: L7 N- g) T1 `+ y0 f% m
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.# q3 W$ z# x2 }5 r r+ v
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2 e- S- F! C, ]+ q2 @17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.( v% h$ A; ~$ l
% ~7 h: H8 ~) N K q18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 M( j# o- z9 ~ W# k# Q! e
* H/ k0 G/ N/ |% ], Y& ]19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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2 M6 s' W, U/ C& J P20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.+ {3 x: E2 I! x/ k
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 s- b/ n. `- y; z; n4 |- g22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ c! [1 W! A. g) @7 _23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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